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Someone has also (re)uploaded(?) some of his amateur porn and nude photos on Pornhub.
Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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Junkail
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Bruh, that guy looks so crusty. How does anyone find that appealing?
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It appears to be another internet historian. The tags aren’t in his usual style and he’s never referred to his business ventures as being incorporated. Big thanks to whoever managed to save the NSFW.
I believe the saying is “Don’t yuck my yum!”
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Medical doctor believing in anti-vax is like a geologist who believes in a flat earth; a disgrace to the degree. No company with basic integrity would want either.
If he's keeping mum on it at work, that's him knowing he's full of shit, he just wants to find a cheap way to kill children.
Junkail
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I think he just wants to prove that he's right all the time, so whenever someone calls out his shit, he doubles down on it. That's why we play kick the autistic with him every reunion.
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So number one then.
Given that, cheer on his eugenics program then and highlight his support of the works of Mengele, since he clearly wants dead children for Moloch. Phrase it as a master plan in culling the undesireables and weak in the New Society he preaches.
Redsquare
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Meet Flordiapie08. Self-hating, mentally ill black woman who believes she is dating Anderson Cooper (lol) and that his baby Wyatt is actually her daughter Ashlynn photoshopped to look like a White baby boy. She also believes Anderson Cooper installed a microphone inside her body so they can communicate.
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Hope this doesn't count as a powerlevel, but I grew up with a girl who is now infamous in all of the English speaking world for being in an MTV's Catfish episode 5-6 years back. This episode caught the attention of Dr. Phil, and then she was featured in an episode of his show. I'm not even gonna bother to link them because they can be found on Youtube in 3 seconds, but I see her from time to time, and last I checked in on her via TikTok, she was trying to get married. She graduated high school at age 22 and has been obsessed with teen pregnancies since at least 2011.
One time her mom dropped her off at the mall to meet some dude, but forgot to leave her money, so she spent 6hrs threatening to call the police on Mom (this was all on Facebook). She also has a deep obsession with Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.
EDIT: I changed my mind have these.
Her "vlogs"
One time her mom dropped her off at the mall to meet some dude, but forgot to leave her money, so she spent 6hrs threatening to call the police on Mom (this was all on Facebook). She also has a deep obsession with Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.
EDIT: I changed my mind have these.
Her "vlogs"
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So I have a few personal lolcows, one is one of my closest girl friends, and I speculate about her occasionally in bu$$y parlor. I used to be a street rat, so I have met a few dandies. Don't fault me for enjoying a bit o' 
along with the calamity.
Anyway, my 20 something bff was fresh out of a LTR and prowling the scene of an American metropolis. She was playin' hoe runner, and ended up landing on this "37" year old bouncer at a punk bar that worked only two shifts a week. He supplemented his income via being a fucking coke n' shrooms dealer (isn't there a D12 song about that?). He lived with a roommate and had no vehicle in a city with harsh winters. The dude had a certain bad boy je ne sais quoi, but still looked like a inbred ginger. My friend? A complete knock out making close to six figures a year. Born into wealth, went to college. Yet, an insecure bulimic and serial monogamist.
When they got together, I was skeptical. Apparently, he enjoyed going to the strip club- so much that he was on a texting basis with a few strippers. My friend had grown up in a family where she was taught to make excuses for men. Her father was an alcoholic gambler that pissed away her college fund, while her mom worked developing software for banks, aka hella loot. Also, when I met him I sussed he was much older than 37. When he mentioned a Steely Dan record coming out his senior year of high school, my eyebrow raised. Later in the night I asked for his id. Told him I wanted to see what the IDs in his state looked like. Home boy was 53. Never the less, the two dated for 8 months when she finally caught him talking to strippers. He claimed he loved her, but he couldn't commit. He was a confused, lost man, unsure of himself, a child.
The man moved on, sort of. He began dating a woman with the same name as my bff. While simultaneously fucking around on her with my bff. Bulimia and birth control pills failed, and now my bff is in her second trimester with a drug dealer twice her age. The early stages were hazy, she couldn't pin point when she conceived because he was nutting in her that regularly. They had been using coke in large amounts. She was ready to give up the coke, but weed was another story. She is still using marijuana on the regular. She dabs shard 15-25 times a day. She is still ten pounds underweight, and tells me how she fears getting fat. I have tried to talk to her about the consequences of drug use and caffeine on children, but she says she is willing to take the risks because a lot of women do it and her morning sickness is severe.
Ultimately, the baby daddy left the girl he was cheating on. My bff and him have moved in together. They share her car. She says he has quit drug dealing and got a second job as a contractor, but I don't buy it. I bet he is out on the streets slinging work. I don't care enough to become a private eye. Despite his ancient sperm, the fetus is healthy and reaching all of it's in utereo milestones. She says he isn't excited, but he is supportive. I speculate he will go out for a cigarette one night and never return. I worry my friend's drug use will worsen if she hates motherhood or gets diagnosed with PPD. Still, the voyeur in me can't help but gag at the spectacle. A woman with beauty, smarts, and money, pissing it away on a middle aged coke head. They are having a girl.
along with the calamity. Anyway, my 20 something bff was fresh out of a LTR and prowling the scene of an American metropolis. She was playin' hoe runner, and ended up landing on this "37" year old bouncer at a punk bar that worked only two shifts a week. He supplemented his income via being a fucking coke n' shrooms dealer (isn't there a D12 song about that?). He lived with a roommate and had no vehicle in a city with harsh winters. The dude had a certain bad boy je ne sais quoi, but still looked like a inbred ginger. My friend? A complete knock out making close to six figures a year. Born into wealth, went to college. Yet, an insecure bulimic and serial monogamist.
When they got together, I was skeptical. Apparently, he enjoyed going to the strip club- so much that he was on a texting basis with a few strippers. My friend had grown up in a family where she was taught to make excuses for men. Her father was an alcoholic gambler that pissed away her college fund, while her mom worked developing software for banks, aka hella loot. Also, when I met him I sussed he was much older than 37. When he mentioned a Steely Dan record coming out his senior year of high school, my eyebrow raised. Later in the night I asked for his id. Told him I wanted to see what the IDs in his state looked like. Home boy was 53. Never the less, the two dated for 8 months when she finally caught him talking to strippers. He claimed he loved her, but he couldn't commit. He was a confused, lost man, unsure of himself, a child.
The man moved on, sort of. He began dating a woman with the same name as my bff. While simultaneously fucking around on her with my bff. Bulimia and birth control pills failed, and now my bff is in her second trimester with a drug dealer twice her age. The early stages were hazy, she couldn't pin point when she conceived because he was nutting in her that regularly. They had been using coke in large amounts. She was ready to give up the coke, but weed was another story. She is still using marijuana on the regular. She dabs shard 15-25 times a day. She is still ten pounds underweight, and tells me how she fears getting fat. I have tried to talk to her about the consequences of drug use and caffeine on children, but she says she is willing to take the risks because a lot of women do it and her morning sickness is severe.
Ultimately, the baby daddy left the girl he was cheating on. My bff and him have moved in together. They share her car. She says he has quit drug dealing and got a second job as a contractor, but I don't buy it. I bet he is out on the streets slinging work. I don't care enough to become a private eye. Despite his ancient sperm, the fetus is healthy and reaching all of it's in utereo milestones. She says he isn't excited, but he is supportive. I speculate he will go out for a cigarette one night and never return. I worry my friend's drug use will worsen if she hates motherhood or gets diagnosed with PPD. Still, the voyeur in me can't help but gag at the spectacle. A woman with beauty, smarts, and money, pissing it away on a middle aged coke head. They are having a girl.
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Kinnie
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Used to know a girl who thought she was a trans boy. She would write "boy" and "he/him" on her cheeks while sporting a sexy red push-up dress. She also identified as a wolf and called herself transspecies. Not "otherkin"--transspecies. But her species transition was limited to removable cosmetics and accessories just like her gender transition. She's probably the reason why even the liberals in my family are turned off to trannies.
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So this is not so much a cow i make fun off (although yes, some videos of her are really, really funny) but one i feel kinda worried about and i hope she gets better with her issues, i just was so dumbfounded by her weirdness i could not stop watching her videos. So buckle up because its gonna be a bit of a longpost . That said, i present you:
So for some intro, i found about the channel Astrid D through some anon on /x/ who found it using petittube, for those who don't know, that is just a site that directs you to random youtube videos that have little or no views. Turns out Astrid has been making videos for about 5 years despite most of them not having a single view and her channel having 0 subscribers and she has made more than 900 videos. A lot of fucking videos.
Astrid is venezuelan, so she jumps constantly between speaking in english and spanish, the content of pretty much all of her videos seem to be denouncing a long drawn out conspiracy that Pop superstar Justin Bieber has against her and also her directing a lot of angry insults and taunts at Bieber to leave her alone and stop messing with her and her family. Aparently the biebs is a villain mastermind, he has allied himself with his gay boyfriend , Mike Burdeet (i have no idea who that guy is, she just mentions him all the time) to gaslight and remote view Astrid across the world. Some (and i do mean some, because there are many more) of the things she claims are:
-Justin has satellites and lasers he uses to hit her with radiation from space and cause her illness
-Justin can spy her every move and also give her headaches so she sometimes wear a pillow case with an x-ray inside wrapped around her head to stop the bieber beams
-Justin is secretly gay, possibly a tranny and also a pedophile
-Justin is allied with none other than Vladimir Putin.
-Justin actively collaborates with the Maduro regime to ruin venezuela
-Justin operates a very large criminal underground network and has a vast network of venezuela sicarios
-Justin keeps all his armed men in different hangars around the city she lives in
-Justin is to blame for her family bussiness being expropiated by Chavez . (Guessing by her home, Astrid seems to be from a well off household)
-Justin can damage door knobs with his laser
-Justin likes to annoy her cats using his laser
-Justin burns her food with his laser
-Justin ruins his windows and messes with her amazon shopping with his laser
-You can pretty much figure out what the pattern is by now
Then theres Mike Burdett, Bieber's alleged goon and gay lover. Apparently Mike killed his whole family of wife and two kids at Justin`s Behalf and helps Justin carry out his vendetta against Astrid.
The FBI and the CIA both blocked her from twitter because she sent so many messages tagging their accounts with accusations about bieber. Her mentions on there are a bunch of random people telling her to please quit being crazy.
Oh, and Astrid is a psychic and expert at divination using the pendulum with her own home devised system.
Now here is what i we can assume by her videos and maybe speculate about her home life, (her videos are usually a couple minutes long btw so theres only so much info to extract from each. Probably why her channel is such an interesting rabbit hole)
-She obviously has some mental issues , that much seems pretty blatant, which is anyone's only guess but she accuses Bieber of "taking drugs, having a bad trip and never coming down" , she even says in a video "Bieber, thats what happened to you, you took to many mushrooms, too much acid and you were never the same, i had friends who had that happen to them" So maybe is projection and Astrid is a psychotic type that fucked up with the wrong substances
- She apparently lives and is probably supported by her parents who seem well off given that they seem to live on a nice crib and even have a gardener. Although her mental state in the videos leaves the question if she is actually taking pills and being taken care of professionally.
-she seems to have at least a few friends, she seems to have maybe been kinda normal then went off the rails at some point rather than someone who was always this bad.
-There's very little indication of her parents knowing about her youtube videos, maybe she is relatively normal but sometimes has outbursts when she is left alone.
-Astrid watches a lot Investigation Discovery on tv, possibly Mike Burdett is some random guy from one of those forensic shows about burguer murders and crimes
-She claims she met Bieber through the internet but she rejected his sexual advances, thats why the Bieber hates her, although Bieber is also gay, so i don't know whats up with that dude.
-She likes trap music and some fuckboi rappers and i kinda think she is too old for that so is kinda tacky, come on gurl
-She hasnt posted anything on youtube for a while, this is probably the longest strech she hasnt updated her channel, her latest videos where around december i think, she was making hallacas which is a traditional venezuelan christmas dish and of course, darn Justin Bieber what trying to sabotage even that, the fucking nerve on that guy.
-She is still active on twitter and instagram where she posts seemingly teenage fangirl stuff mixed with schizo evangelical type stuff and his usual Bieber tirades and also some Baboon Lives Matter stuff
So thats it, thank you for joining me on this sperg quest and sorry for the TL;DR. Very few people actually know about her, although i shared her channel on a semi dead venezuelan ib and users gave her the title of the board official queen and has since been refereed to as a beloved schizo mommy (she has never been made aware of this that i know of) . she is very milky , (granted not as bombastic as someone like Chris Chan) but most people are just worried if she is ok and taking her pills, it kinda sucks to go crazy in a country like Venezuela or having family going through that. Some of her rants are scary af, other are hilarious though and make great copypastas.
Astrid is venezuelan, so she jumps constantly between speaking in english and spanish, the content of pretty much all of her videos seem to be denouncing a long drawn out conspiracy that Pop superstar Justin Bieber has against her and also her directing a lot of angry insults and taunts at Bieber to leave her alone and stop messing with her and her family. Aparently the biebs is a villain mastermind, he has allied himself with his gay boyfriend , Mike Burdeet (i have no idea who that guy is, she just mentions him all the time) to gaslight and remote view Astrid across the world. Some (and i do mean some, because there are many more) of the things she claims are:
-Justin has satellites and lasers he uses to hit her with radiation from space and cause her illness
-Justin can spy her every move and also give her headaches so she sometimes wear a pillow case with an x-ray inside wrapped around her head to stop the bieber beams
-Justin is secretly gay, possibly a tranny and also a pedophile
-Justin is allied with none other than Vladimir Putin.
-Justin actively collaborates with the Maduro regime to ruin venezuela
-Justin operates a very large criminal underground network and has a vast network of venezuela sicarios
-Justin keeps all his armed men in different hangars around the city she lives in
-Justin is to blame for her family bussiness being expropiated by Chavez . (Guessing by her home, Astrid seems to be from a well off household)
-Justin can damage door knobs with his laser
-Justin likes to annoy her cats using his laser
-Justin burns her food with his laser
-Justin ruins his windows and messes with her amazon shopping with his laser
-You can pretty much figure out what the pattern is by now
Then theres Mike Burdett, Bieber's alleged goon and gay lover. Apparently Mike killed his whole family of wife and two kids at Justin`s Behalf and helps Justin carry out his vendetta against Astrid.
The FBI and the CIA both blocked her from twitter because she sent so many messages tagging their accounts with accusations about bieber. Her mentions on there are a bunch of random people telling her to please quit being crazy.
Oh, and Astrid is a psychic and expert at divination using the pendulum with her own home devised system.
Now here is what i we can assume by her videos and maybe speculate about her home life, (her videos are usually a couple minutes long btw so theres only so much info to extract from each. Probably why her channel is such an interesting rabbit hole)
-She obviously has some mental issues , that much seems pretty blatant, which is anyone's only guess but she accuses Bieber of "taking drugs, having a bad trip and never coming down" , she even says in a video "Bieber, thats what happened to you, you took to many mushrooms, too much acid and you were never the same, i had friends who had that happen to them" So maybe is projection and Astrid is a psychotic type that fucked up with the wrong substances
- She apparently lives and is probably supported by her parents who seem well off given that they seem to live on a nice crib and even have a gardener. Although her mental state in the videos leaves the question if she is actually taking pills and being taken care of professionally.
-she seems to have at least a few friends, she seems to have maybe been kinda normal then went off the rails at some point rather than someone who was always this bad.
-There's very little indication of her parents knowing about her youtube videos, maybe she is relatively normal but sometimes has outbursts when she is left alone.
-Astrid watches a lot Investigation Discovery on tv, possibly Mike Burdett is some random guy from one of those forensic shows about burguer murders and crimes
-She claims she met Bieber through the internet but she rejected his sexual advances, thats why the Bieber hates her, although Bieber is also gay, so i don't know whats up with that dude.
-She likes trap music and some fuckboi rappers and i kinda think she is too old for that so is kinda tacky, come on gurl
-She hasnt posted anything on youtube for a while, this is probably the longest strech she hasnt updated her channel, her latest videos where around december i think, she was making hallacas which is a traditional venezuelan christmas dish and of course, darn Justin Bieber what trying to sabotage even that, the fucking nerve on that guy.
-She is still active on twitter and instagram where she posts seemingly teenage fangirl stuff mixed with schizo evangelical type stuff and his usual Bieber tirades and also some Baboon Lives Matter stuff
So thats it, thank you for joining me on this sperg quest and sorry for the TL;DR. Very few people actually know about her, although i shared her channel on a semi dead venezuelan ib and users gave her the title of the board official queen and has since been refereed to as a beloved schizo mommy (she has never been made aware of this that i know of) . she is very milky , (granted not as bombastic as someone like Chris Chan) but most people are just worried if she is ok and taking her pills, it kinda sucks to go crazy in a country like Venezuela or having family going through that. Some of her rants are scary af, other are hilarious though and make great copypastas.
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I used to work at MacDonald's a few years back
they were pretty desperate for personnel since they were surprisingly very understaffed.
This means they will literally take ANYONE.
I met several mentally disabled people who were pretty chill and nice, even went to drink a coffee with some after work.
I thought they just selected well-disabled people somehow but then a girl came in called Emily.
She was pretty cute, but god did she had autism.
She'd constantly lie and use her autism as a crutch for her actions.
She goes on break early and says: "Sorry that must be my autism."
I usually went cleaning with her but I always seemed to do all the hard work while she only did the dishes.
The manager's patience ran out pretty quickly but what happened next was the final straw.
A couple of months later Emily got promoted to the Ice and Soda station where we made all the Mcflurry's and Frappes.
That's when an actual Mchorrorstory got started.
When you pay for your food at the cashier you can see the window where the Ice and soda station is.
Hear a woman say "Hey, did that girl just take a bite out of that ice cream and continued working?"
Emily fucking took a bite out of a Mcflurry using the same spoon she was going to give to the customer.
Cashier gets the manager and the manager says she'll get one Mcflurry for free if she keeps it quiet.
The manager finally gets to Emily and asks her what the fuck she was thinking.
"Uhhh... I don't know, that's what you get for hiring autistic people at MacDonald's."
Fucking what.
She got fired a week later I heard from one of my mentally disabled co-workers.
"I know I might be not the smartest but I wouldn't even do that," they said.
Tfw retarded people even say autistic people are degenerates.
I got more stories if anyone is interested.
they were pretty desperate for personnel since they were surprisingly very understaffed.
This means they will literally take ANYONE.
I met several mentally disabled people who were pretty chill and nice, even went to drink a coffee with some after work.
I thought they just selected well-disabled people somehow but then a girl came in called Emily.
She was pretty cute, but god did she had autism.
She'd constantly lie and use her autism as a crutch for her actions.
She goes on break early and says: "Sorry that must be my autism."
I usually went cleaning with her but I always seemed to do all the hard work while she only did the dishes.
The manager's patience ran out pretty quickly but what happened next was the final straw.
A couple of months later Emily got promoted to the Ice and Soda station where we made all the Mcflurry's and Frappes.
That's when an actual Mchorrorstory got started.
When you pay for your food at the cashier you can see the window where the Ice and soda station is.
Hear a woman say "Hey, did that girl just take a bite out of that ice cream and continued working?"
Emily fucking took a bite out of a Mcflurry using the same spoon she was going to give to the customer.
Cashier gets the manager and the manager says she'll get one Mcflurry for free if she keeps it quiet.
The manager finally gets to Emily and asks her what the fuck she was thinking.
"Uhhh... I don't know, that's what you get for hiring autistic people at MacDonald's."
Fucking what.
She got fired a week later I heard from one of my mentally disabled co-workers.
"I know I might be not the smartest but I wouldn't even do that," they said.
Tfw retarded people even say autistic people are degenerates.
I got more stories if anyone is interested.
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Here’s one I’ve had an eye on for a while: https://twitter.com/kayshire_cat
He’s a retarded troon sperg who works at walmart and spends all his money on videogames and stupid crap. A majority of his tweets are a combination of sharing content from those games, dumbass leftoid takes, troon style GOTIS and validation seeking. He’s a special kind of dumb that’s entertaining to me for some reason, but not enough for a thread.
He’s a retarded troon sperg who works at walmart and spends all his money on videogames and stupid crap. A majority of his tweets are a combination of sharing content from those games, dumbass leftoid takes, troon style GOTIS and validation seeking. He’s a special kind of dumb that’s entertaining to me for some reason, but not enough for a thread.
NerdShamer
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@catpin it wouldn't hurt to post more stuff. We could all use an reminder on why autistics lose their jobs.
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A few years ago (I believe in 2017), a friend of mine and I managed to join a private /leftypol/ Discord server from 8chan that was primarily for lewds and venting. I don't have the screenshots from that time period, but it was a very, very disgusting place. From what I can recall, you had people posting their unshaved assholes and crotches onto the nudes channels with the most autistic captions like "uwu I'm so naughty~", people ERPing like crazy, and someone even posted pictures of their wrist filled with cuts. It wasn't just one particular individual, it was practically everyone in that server. A lot of them looked ugly as hell too (go figure), so it was very unpleasant but funny to gawk over at the same time. We stayed in that server for over a month cataloged everything.
After we leaked all the chatlogs and images, I believe they took the server down forever. Obviously we were both permabanned from /leftypol/, but we didn't really care all too much. 8chan was a shithole anyways and /leftypol/ was no different.
After we leaked all the chatlogs and images, I believe they took the server down forever. Obviously we were both permabanned from /leftypol/, but we didn't really care all too much. 8chan was a shithole anyways and /leftypol/ was no different.
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Gotcha.
I return from a week-long break and notice there's a new cleaner I'm cleaning with.
A black woman who just started working here for 2 days.
Get told by my manager to guide her through stuff for a free milkshake.
Introduce myself and told her what my manager told me.
"Oh hi..."
She walked away from me and went to do her job without introducing herself.
First I thought nothing of it, I've worked with mentally handicapped people before and she might just be shy.
Try to guide her through cleaning toilets, helping customers, the usual shit.
She would just respond with "Oh, Ok".
A day later I start my shift an hour earlier before hers.
Talk about the new colleague to my other colleagues.
Someone already tried to teach her stuff but it didn't go so well.
Still thinking nothing of it, some people just need more time.
Her shift starts and we start cleaning together again.
At my MacDonalds, we usually have 5 trash bins who get full very quickly so every 10-20 minutes someone has to get the sacks out and replace them with new ones.
Suggest if she cleans the food plates and comes every once in a while to do the trash bins I'll just clean tables and broom the place up
She agrees.
Find out neither the plates nor the trash bins were done.
Okay, what the fuck.
She was nowhere to be found.
The fucking bitch left early without telling me nor the manager.
She makes up some bullshit excuse the day later, the manager has its doubts but still lets her work.
Her not doing her job would go on for a month until one day.
Got the evening shift with her.
She just sits at a table meant for customers.
Ask her to do a fuck or else I'm getting the manager.
She glares at me and goes to the manager herself.
"Sir, I don't feel so well, can I go home early?" she asked the manager
"Uhh, no, your shift didn't even start like an hour ago." the manager responded
She slowly went to work again.
I thought that was it until she started just spitting on the floor in the cashier area.
what the fuck.
The manager saw this and asked her what the fuck she was doing.
"I puked, I'm ill, I want to go home."
The manager told her to fuck off and not to come back here again unless the was here to fill in her resign papers.
She got fired later but the events that took place after she got fired are probably more interesting.
These are claims of a co-worker of mine, I don't know if they are true or not.
She came several times high to work and openly admitted it to the other niggers in MacDonalds.
When she was at MacDonald's as a customer the manager told her were not serving her (Confirmed this with the manager.)
She told her future plans were to be a stay at home wife and smoke weed all day while her boyfriend was going to work.
She failed her college while still working at MacDonald's.
God I fucking hate niggers
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I have a feeling I was in that same discord. Sounds very similar at least, nobody knew how to speak to each other without sounding like an asshole and the *lewd* channel made me feel filthy just looking at it. So much bussy.
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This may be 5 years old, but this is THE SALTIEST motherfucker i've ever heard, he makes DSP look like a fucking saint of moderation. Hearing this fool complain about players utilizing X character spamming Y move, when he was defeated by X character using almost none of Y move was the funniest thing in ages, and watching him then, after 40 mins of bitching then log on to WoW where he has multiple level 100 characters and is STILL salty about the fighting game community all going lowest common demoninator after he lost and ragequit to a guy using perfectly valid tactics was comedy gold. Well picked, and a shame you didn't get more internet stickers at the time you posted this.
So much salt i'm puckered even after 6 drinks. Too awesome.
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I know/knew of a hardcore Autogynephiliac, dude was into all sorts of weird shit and did a lot of weird shit.
To name them off, I'll hit y'all with a list;
1. Pregnancies, as in, being constantly pregnant and other shit.
2. Giving the idea that them being 99.5% male and .5% female, makes them a "futanari"
3. Regarding the 'futa' shit, he actually believes it and believes that he's "intersex" as well as fertile, which, dear fuck man.
4. Obsessively into Zoey from Left 4 Dead, even used his troon name as hers.
5. He was trying to get nudes out of a 16? year old from what I remember, I'll check with a friend about it, while he was 19. He also attempted to guilt trip her and, she gave into it, shit's an entire dumpster fire.
That's all the things I can list from the top of my head, he's also a Lainux fag, has tons of toys in his room, and legit despises Windows with a fucking passion. He suicide baits as well to get sympathy, also has a 40 year old boyfriend for some fuckin reason.
I'll give more information out if y'all wanna hear more, we're just scraping the tip of the iceberg.
To name them off, I'll hit y'all with a list;
1. Pregnancies, as in, being constantly pregnant and other shit.
2. Giving the idea that them being 99.5% male and .5% female, makes them a "futanari"
3. Regarding the 'futa' shit, he actually believes it and believes that he's "intersex" as well as fertile, which, dear fuck man.
4. Obsessively into Zoey from Left 4 Dead, even used his troon name as hers.
5. He was trying to get nudes out of a 16? year old from what I remember, I'll check with a friend about it, while he was 19. He also attempted to guilt trip her and, she gave into it, shit's an entire dumpster fire.
That's all the things I can list from the top of my head, he's also a Lainux fag, has tons of toys in his room, and legit despises Windows with a fucking passion. He suicide baits as well to get sympathy, also has a 40 year old boyfriend for some fuckin reason.
I'll give more information out if y'all wanna hear more, we're just scraping the tip of the iceberg.