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Save that for when he finally loses his blue checkmark.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You don't get it this is ROBERT CHIPMAN we are talking about here. The modern day Ubermensch, the vanguard of the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Even if you disagree with him due to your low intelligence you still need to acknowledge his presence when he directs an insulting snarky tweet your way. Shaun blocking him is the equivalent of renouncing your faith before the Pope himself. Bobs ego demands that he be listened too by his supporters and enemies alike, and to shun the prophet of the Superior Future is the worst crime of all. Even if you stood naked in the snow for three days outside his basement Bob would never forgive you for daring to block him on Twitter.
And he always falls flat on his face when he pulls the "Its just a joke Bro" card. When you act like your Tweets and psychotic rants are serious 100% of the time you can't just arbitrarily claim your desire to invade another country to remove its democratically elected president is a joke. Same as how you can't claim you saying you can eat 4 double cheeseburgers, 4 large fries, 20 mcnuggets and 4 large sodas in 90 minutes because thats what you think is a small meal as a joke.
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Oh I don't know - I'm fairly sure that if Shaun gave Bob a suitably grovelling apology and promised to spread the word of Superior Bob to all his faggot Breadtube butt-buddies, that Cinema Roberto might find it in his ever merciful grease-clogged superior heart to forgive him.
But never forget.
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In which case he should, you know, get a jerb.
Poor Bob, being ganged on by right-wing hate mob operating on forums infamous for child porn!
The fall-out between Bob and Shaun is immediate and severe. Bob openly ridicules Shaun's puerile aspirations.
I agree with Bobby. What's the point of this picture? Way before 1950, women have been successful in American literature (Louisa Alcott; Emily Dickinson...), Science (Vera Rubin...), Pop music (Billie Holliday...), Classical music (Amy Beach, Dorothy DeLay, Adele Marcus -- this last one is especially notable in that she was infamous for being an impossible, abusive cunt). You can fill me in on the legal and political sphere. Hillary Rodham is not fucking special.
Yup. MAGA is literally Satan.
Either I don't understand what exactly they are discussing over that silly picture, or Bobby is spewing venom left and right so even people who might agree with him got hit:
Ironically, it is ANIME AVATAR who came up with the most insightful postmortem:
Yet Bobby's white knights will ensure that he never learns:
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Tough guy Bob.
Actually I'm more concerned about people who don't know the definition of "Nazi".
Cancel Kayne West!!!!!
"Cancel culture isn't a real thing" -- I wish I could hear Bobby whine about getting "canceled"; unfortunately, people know too well that "canceling" him will just bring him undue attention.
If "woke capital" (which can be understood as a form of Symbolic Capital theorized by Pierre Bourdieu) isn't a thing or isn't valued under Capitalism, then how do advertisers persuade multinationals to go woke? Also the opposite of woke isn't unwoke (aka Conservative), but non-woke.
"Cancel culture" isn't a real thing because we just cancel the normal and the stupid.
"I'm not terribly concerned with 'normal' folks." -- another timeless quote that deserves to be archived!
If you are not with us, you are against us! -- these are excerpts from a long thread.
I need adult guidance regarding the following tweet. Something Whedon something woman I dunno?
Why hasn't this abortion blocked him already?
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Sure Bob, we let scientists and experts run politics this time, and it has caused the economy to get wrecked during the pandemic.
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I mean I get that we all hate Der Blobbenfuhrer here, but I'd be surprised if a million people even knew he existed. His Youtube subscriber count isn't even 1/5 of that.
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This mf needs to get away from Twitter for some time and re-evaluates his shits. This can't be good for his mental health. I'm afraid that he's going to kill himself when more big leftists block him.
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I dunno what Robert was expecting. I know I shouldn't, but i can't help to always be a little surprised whenever Robert starts sobbing when he gets blocked by one of his "mutuals" as he likes to put it. I don't follow many cowns anymore, but I can't think of a single one that does this pathetic display, acting upset when people don't want to be your twitter friend.
Not to say that this Shaun guy pretty much told him to fuck off and yet Robert still goes and tries to squeeze in his stupid takes on other's feeds.
I saw the anime avatar tweet about how the lefties like Shaun hate Robert because lardo here never denounced capitalism, but I don't think that is the issue here. From what I could gather, it seems Shaun was just posting some cringe Hillary Clinton material campaign crap for some goof laughs, and then comes along Robert with a wet blanket and some smug ass " but it's probably best for everyone to get every last drop of laughing at aspirational-representation out of their system between now and 2024 " and some other crap political hot takes.
At this point it isn't about whatever political side you are, this is just obnoxious, and that is how Robert comes across most of the time. For a guy who keeps saying "learn how to read the room", he sure doesn't get how much he comes off as insufferable. And when people finally block him out, he acts hurt, and in this case, even betrayed, saying that he was willing to turn the other cheek and giving him the benefit of the doubt, but this Shaun guy was never willing to make nice with you Robert, he was never your friend.
When he told you to shut up, Robert, what he really meant was: Fuck off.
Not to say that this Shaun guy pretty much told him to fuck off and yet Robert still goes and tries to squeeze in his stupid takes on other's feeds.
I saw the anime avatar tweet about how the lefties like Shaun hate Robert because lardo here never denounced capitalism, but I don't think that is the issue here. From what I could gather, it seems Shaun was just posting some cringe Hillary Clinton material campaign crap for some goof laughs, and then comes along Robert with a wet blanket and some smug ass " but it's probably best for everyone to get every last drop of laughing at aspirational-representation out of their system between now and 2024 " and some other crap political hot takes.
At this point it isn't about whatever political side you are, this is just obnoxious, and that is how Robert comes across most of the time. For a guy who keeps saying "learn how to read the room", he sure doesn't get how much he comes off as insufferable. And when people finally block him out, he acts hurt, and in this case, even betrayed, saying that he was willing to turn the other cheek and giving him the benefit of the doubt, but this Shaun guy was never willing to make nice with you Robert, he was never your friend.
When he told you to shut up, Robert, what he really meant was: Fuck off.
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it probably doesn't help that his go-to pickup lines are something along the lines of:
"Say, do you like movies? I review them for a living."
"I'm a blue checkmark on twitter."
"I wanna have a hat on."
"Wanna help bring about the SOOPERIOR FYOOCHA, so we can start growing some damn moon wheat?"
"Man, I'm hoping Roe vs. Wade NEVER gets repealed."
"Gas the mayonnaise ghouls? Gas the ghouls? Gas the Republicans?"
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It's such a weird thing to say. Coming from an autist, "learn how to read the room" comes off as a cargo-cult imitation of neurotypicality. By telling someone else "learn how to read the room", you are insinuating that you already know how to do so. It reminds me of how Chris-chan claims to have empathy but literally doesn't even know what that means.
Coming from a non-autist, on the other hand, it comes off as a way of accusing someone of being autistic without actually using the A-word, which would draw knee-jerk accusations of "ableism" from all SJWs present.
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Anyone who hand writes more than 4 tweets a day on average needs to re-evaluate his shits.
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I think Blobbo has no problem with cancel culture because he has no career that can be destroyed, and is not afraid of ending being hanged on a lamppost when the revolution eats its children because he has no neck.
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Ya know im going to be stunning and brave here and offer up the hottest of takes....
Moviebob did nothing wrong
Ok allow me to elaborate. While my contempt for blobby boy has been made very evident by my previous posts on this thread and beyond and I have taken great joy at how often he gets spat on by those he looks up to, this exchange between him and shaun has awakened the barest feeling of defensiveness over the treatment bob has been receiving from people like shaun and his breadtube buddies.
These people helped make the toxic position of "everyone who disagrees with us on any issue or says things our clique have arbetraily deemed problematic is a disgusting subhuman nazi who deserves to be violently silenced and have their lives destroyed in perpetuity" fashionable in their shitty sphere of the internet, and yet when bob simply takes this shit to the logical extreme demanded by such alarmist extremes, they recoil and disown him despite having effectively been saying and adcovating the exact same shit, only with a "LOLSOSNARKY" angle.
Its pure goddamn snobbery. They see their participation in this disengenuous demagoguery as a trendy accessory, and see moviebob's use of it as a vulgar and lower-class imitation, even though fundamentally its the exact same fucking thing.
Hell, one could even argue that when the position of "our enemies our inhuman nazi monsters who are going to murder all minorities" is taken, even if completely disingenuously, the only justified public response would be to loudly chimp out about having to mercilessly fight and destroy them as bob does....obviously moviebob is all talk no action in this regard, but atleast he is trying to actually play along with the implications of the "its us vs THE SUPER DUPER RAPE NAZI REICH!" bullshit
I dunno, it just seems to me that while video robert is an absolutely reprehensible sack of shit and I will gladly join the rest of you in cackling over his inevitable beetus demise, atleast he is making the vague effort to take the currentyear woke rhetoric as seriously as it is supposed to be taken, which is more than the smugfuck casual shit-stirrers like shaun and co are doing
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Bob further proves he has no idea of politics of any kind. I'm also not sure if he's backhanding China or not with this...or if he even knows.
"technocratic (note the SMALL "t") "
"technocratic (note the SMALL "t") "
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Bob further proves he has no idea of politics of any kind. I'm also not sure if he's backhanding China or not with this...or if he even knows.
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"technocratic (note the SMALL "t") "
After a quick read on Wikipedia, I think he felt the need to emphasize being a small T technocrat because there was a small-ish movement and at least one political party during the Great Depression calling itself that. From what I know of that period, fascism was the hip and popular thing all around the world, so the movement was probably fascist-adjacent, as Blob likes to call his enemies.
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Bob further proves he has no idea of politics of any kind. I'm also not sure if he's backhanding China or not with this...or if he even knows.
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Both definitions fit his self image to a T.
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Well he just celebrated The Muppet Movie defeated Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker in some random Twitter movie contest.
I wish to believe he's joking considering how erratic the tweet is about it but that's real smugness.
May I add: "Stalker" is probably as close as Tarkovsky's going to get to a "low brow" film and is incredibly entertaining, but on artsy terms is mostly a sci-fi rump (with fascinating world building and masterful direction than makes up for a lack of special effects to give a serious alien atmosphere) and doesn't get "morally challenging" until the last 30 minutes with some sprinkles the 30 before that, but it is hardly the high brow from Tarkovsky's "Ivan's Childhood", which, I admit to not like as much.
What I'm trying to say is that is super easy to "get" like, on the first try, if you have trouble "getting" Stalker you are truly an idiot.
Oh, yeah! I forgot, but Tarkovsky and his main actor died due to the filming of this movie, so you get to see Bobby to spit on their graves as well.
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You're putting more thought into it than Bob ever did. He's a "small t" Technocrat for two reasons: Technocracy (government by experts, a term used frequently to describe the governance model of the EU and commonly espoused by the Democrat establishment stateside) is a political model that appeals to the ego of every self-convinced genius like Bob, so naturally that's where his preferences align.
However, since he's trying to cozy up to lefty twitter and they hate technocracy (both because most of them fail in an actual meritocracy and because technocracies usually corrupt what makes someone an "expert"), he's borrowing the "small L" libertarian argument to distance himself from the "bad stuff" they associate with technocracy while still getting to say he should be in charge.
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A better summurary of Robert's politics is:Bob further proves he has no idea of politics of any kind. I'm also not sure if he's backhanding China or not with this...or if he even knows.
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>"left-wing= good"
>"Democrat= good"
>"not left-wing, not democrat= bad"
>"everyone who isn't a leftie or Dem= bad person"
>"bad people must be dealt with, eugenics is an acceptable tactic"
Him trying to suck up to lefties and his hatred of everyone who disagrees with him are the only things that are consistent about his politics. Overall he's so inconsistent on almost everything that it's impossible to find a truly accurate label for him. He's in his own shitty category.
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We've had one famous example of government by 'technocrats'. Robert MacNamara and his "whiz kids" approach towards running the Defense Department and conducting a war. The result was called Vietnam, and it was pretty notably not a success.
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