US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I'm Joe Biden, and Joe Biden would approve this message if Joe Biden didn't forget what that message was, or who Joe Biden was, only thing Joe Biden knows is how to say Joe Biden because Joe Biden has the mental prowess of a Magikarp now.

JOE BIDEN JOE BIDEN JOE BIDEN!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e3xox (Best I could do because video wouldn't download into this for some damn reason)
 
I'm Joe Biden, and Joe Biden would approve this message if Joe Biden didn't forget what that message was, or who Joe Biden was, only thing Joe Biden knows is how to say Joe Biden because Joe Biden has the mental prowess of a Magikarp now.

JOE BIDEN JOE BIDEN JOE BIDEN!
I AIN'TCHOBIDEN
 
Dems seem to be riding on stealing the suburban mom/grandma vote, which could work. Trump is actually doing better with Latinos than he was even in 2016—and even then he blew libshit projections that none would support his tough on illegal immigration stance. But what can you expect from a party that thinks all Latinos are just different types of Mexicans? They don't know the difference between a Colombian, a Venezuelan, a Cuban, and a Dominican. They just see "Latino/Hispanic" and think they're one huge monolith that will keep ascribing to their plantation politics.

They also assume that all Latinos came here illegally and are therefore sympathetic to illegal immigrants. They're also probably overlooking how much Latinos hate each other depending on their country of origin. Now that it's more often Guatemalans and Salvadoreans crossing the border illegally, why should Chicanos give a shit about their welfare?
 
(CNN)Former Vice President Joe Biden leads President Donald Trump by a significant 12-point margin nationally, according to a CNN Poll of Polls released Monday.
Biden garners 52% support among registered voters, with 40% supporting Trump.
The poll of polls includes the five most recent national telephone polls measuring the views of registered voters. The polls were all taken as coronavirus cases in the United States continue to rise, and the President maintains that the situation is under control while calling for a complete reopening of the economy and schools.
The ongoing outbreak is giving Biden a big advantage in the general election, with recent polling showing voter preference for his approach to the issue.


Almost 3 in 10 (29%) of voters in a Fox News poll released Sunday said coronavirus is the most important issue facing the country, well ahead of any other issue named by poll respondents. Fifteen percent of respondents said the economy is the most important issue and 10% said it was issues surrouding race relations, race issues and the police.
A majority in the polls released find Americans overall trust Biden over Trump to handle the coronavirus outbreak. Fifty-four percent say they trust Biden while 34% trust Trump, a 20-point edge, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll.
Approval of Trump's handling of coronavirus has also gone down -- 37% of voters approved and 59% disapproved, according to an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll last week. In June, 43% voters approved of his handling of the pandemic while 55% disapproved.
The CNN Poll of Polls is an average of the five most recent non-partisan, live operator, national telephone surveys on the general election matchup between Biden and Trump among registered voters. The poll of polls includes results from the Fox News poll conducted July 12-15, the Washington Post-ABC News poll conducted July 12-15, the NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll conducted July 9-12, the Quinnipiac University poll (undefined) conducted July 9-13 and the Monmouth University poll conducted June 26-30. The poll of polls does not have a margin of sampling error.

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The fact that Trump supporters think he can still win is hilarious.
>Believing polls in 2020.
Remember polls that said Clinton would win by 90%? Because I do.
 
>Believing polls in 2020.
Remember polls that said Clinton would win by 90%? Because I do.

This is still one of the best filenames I've found in a /v/ thread.

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Biden is a worse candidate than HRC and has much less enthusiastic supporters than she did. Are there any enthusiastic Biden supporters? What does he offer/bring to the table? He only polls so well because he's a generic white guy, even with his quite abysmal political record. That's why I'm wondering if voting against Trump is enough to get people to vote for Biden.
 
Guys, I've figured out exactly why Joe Biden is so messed up. Joe Biden is a Gand, and Joe Biden is ashamed to call Joe Biden "I" for whatever reason. Would also explain Joe Biden's erratic behavior, being a space alien from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. So, in solidarity, I shall refer to Joe Biden as Joe Biden and avoid the second person.
 
Are there any enthusiastic Biden supporters?

Social media.

Right now the mantra on Twitter is "VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO!", and Reddit is trying to meme him as as Captain America. The big threads are cancerous shit like, "Fellow Redditors, what are you looking forward to having Biden win in November?". I'm not making this shit up.
 
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