Containment What If?

[AN/ALR56]

What if chris was abandoned on mars?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if chris was abandoned on mars?

He'd weigh an ignoble number of pounds.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was at a British auction?

Spoiler

He'd be worth a lot of POUNDS! BA-DUM-TSSSSSS!

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris was secretly in league with DA HOMOS all along?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was secretly in league with DA HOMOS all along?

Transvestites: Homos In Disguise.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris happened across a pair of brass knuckles?

 

[A Skeleton]

What if Chris happened across a pair of brass knuckles?

His clown doll would be in for a world of hurt.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris happened across a pair of brass knuckles?

The Ass Manager would have moved out of the way of a flailing tranny and instantly became a Kick the Autistic's Ass Manager.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was a let's player?

In fact, Chris was one of the first 'Let's Players'.

Spoiler

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris became a tom-man?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a tom-man?

He'd be Tommy Boy.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris woke up tomorrow and thought he was Shawn Michaels?

I'm just a special boy

 

[DrunkTails]

What if Chris happened across a pair of brass knuckles?

He'd make a knuckle sandwich.

 

[CornetteFace]

He'd make a knuckle sandwich.

quarter knuckle sandwich?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris made bad puns?

 

[SpessCaptain]

What if Chris made bad puns?

they would be

Spoiler

Sonichu-related.

you thought I was gonna say 'unbearable'

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris made bad puns?

He already does, silly goose!

 

[Apocalypso]

He already does, silly goose!

And we still laugh at the for being so bad.

What if Chris met John Constantine?

Spoiler

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris met John Constantine?

He'd send him AND his tobacky TO THE MOON ON A ROCKET!

What if Chris's duck miraculously straightened out?

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd send him AND his tobacky TO THE MOON ON A ROCKET!

What if Chris's duck miraculously straightened out?

He'd be poking everyone in the eye.