Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Geeetings to King Roy, who deserves grand kids. There's nothing alarming about his smile.

On the other hand Lucas and his brother...
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... Inherited a fixed gaze and dead rictus from...
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... this mad woman, who fed her creepy little boy too much ice cream untill it was too late..

Lucas & bro almost look like they wear eyeliner.

It's just that deeply recessed, shadowed under-eye fold.

And that only draws more attention and contrast to the "too-much-white-showing" aforementioned psycho blue eyes.

Does pot shrink your pupils, or is that just opiates?

Because the smaller Lucas's pupils get, the more pronounced the "eyes of doom" become.

Anybody remember that choking cough in one of the last vids?

The wrath in his gaze was palpable. For that one moment, it wasnt Lucas trying to Alpha to be tough, it was actual unfocused, uncomprehending rage at a world he doesnt understand.

If looks could kill, all Wernerologists would be long dead.

 

[Wernology]

That's weird, neither of his parents have those distinctive "Lucas features" that both him and his older brother have.

I guess it's a mixture of their two genetics (the parents) that produce the weirdo face?

I was expecting the dad to have an older, thinner, less-insane Lucas head, but if I didn't know any better, I wouldn't even think they were related.

Edit: Whoops, that's his STEP-mother! No shit she doesn't look like him!

But it still doesn't explain the dad.

Maybe there's a really weird poolboy walking around Montesano. With dead blue eyes and a giant melon head. I'm imagining someone like Clint Howard in The Ice Cream Man.

The main thing I noticed is that Lucas' eye bags/wrinkles are almost identical to his bio dad's, only his dad is like 20+ years older.

...and they both seem to not know how to use the blur tool in photo editors.

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas looks older than his dad. It’s amazing what years of hard living and untreated diabetes will do to your appearance.

ETA: It’s also amazing how much Lucas has aged just in the last couple years. That photo wenttobermuda posted is like 5 year old I believe.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Speaking of his mother. Who else remembers last Christmas when she was so proud of herself for helping the homeless, but nothing for her own homeless son.
Then made another post asking people not to even mention lucas. Mother of the year right here.

 

[mothman96]

Thanks for all the kind words, truly. I don't do this for the pats on the back. As a matter of fact in Washington we were very involved with the mentally ill and homeless and often gave much needed things at many different times without mentioning it.

Of course she brought up how she "helps" the needy for the pats on the back. Lucas "learned" it from her. We've seen the Spokane Freak "virtue signaling"/announcing how he's "fed" the homeless to try and pass himself off as a good guy.

 

[Trainwreck]

Everyone who posts about their do gooder deeds are doing it for pats on their back. I have an acquaintance who went to help out at the homeless shelter, posted about it and checked herself in at the shelter on FB. Do your feel good deed and stfu about it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Myrna is an attention whore for posting about her good deeds, but I actually don’t blame her for not focusing her efforts on Lucas. He’s uniquely ungrateful and wasteful. Maybe she’d rather direct her efforts towards the 90% of homeless people who would appreciate and use help better than her spawn.

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, this is rich! At the time Lucas still had his flophouse room, so, technically he was not homeless, just housing insecure. But now that he is homeless or before he was homeless, Myrna would not have anything to do with him. She surely would have not visited with toiletries and McDonald's gift cards. And Myrna did not see anything hypocritical about what she had done.

She must really dislike Lucas, and it is definitely a fuck you to him that she is helping out stranger hobos but is ignoring her own hobo son. Wow.

Fucking Brilliant. You do me too much honor!

Telomere Gear 3: Poonanner Eater

Speaking of his mother. Who else remembers last Christmas when she was so proud of herself for helping the homeless, but nothing for her own homeless son.
Then made another post asking people not to even mention lucas. Mother of the year right here.

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[Blonde Bomb]

I'm reminded of a Last Podcast on the Left episode, about Dean Corll, aka the Candyman.

Even after his murder (and killing/torturing at least 28 boys), his mother never really acknowledged what he did or why he did it. As Marcus Parks says (and this is paraphrased), "If something was wrong with Dean, it would mean there was something wrong with the way she raised him", meaning her son's failure & crimes reflected poorly on her as a mother.

Not a perfect analogy, but it's definitely got some Myrna-Lucas vibes. Rather than gloss over her son's behavior, mental illness & faults, Myrna seems to just pretend her son doesn't exist.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Let's not forget that Lucas was mad at her over Christmas and said he'd only forgive her if she got him a good Christmas present. I think she actually was about to go visit him in his fart dungeon but it fell through. Maybe that was when he noticed the post where she called him schizophrenic, because he went off about that when Goldaor mentioned her.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

I'm reminded of a Last Podcast on the Left episode, about Dean Corll, aka the Candyman.

Even after his murder (and killing/torturing at least 28 boys), his mother never really acknowledged what he did or why he did it. As Marcus Parks says (and this is paraphrased), "If something was wrong with Dean, it would mean there was something wrong with the way she raised him", meaning her son's failure & crimes reflected poorly on her as a mother.

Not a perfect analogy, but it's definitely got some Myrna-Lucas vibes. Rather than gloss over her son's behavior, mental illness & faults, Myrna seems to just pretend her son doesn't exist.

Hail yourself.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Hail yourself.

Megustalations.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm reminded of a Last Podcast on the Left episode, about Dean Corll, aka the Candyman.

Even after his murder (and killing/torturing at least 28 boys), his mother never really acknowledged what he did or why he did it. As Marcus Parks says (and this is paraphrased), "If something was wrong with Dean, it would mean there was something wrong with the way she raised him", meaning her son's failure & crimes reflected poorly on her as a mother.

Not a perfect analogy, but it's definitely got some Myrna-Lucas vibes. Rather than gloss over her son's behavior, mental illness & faults, Myrna seems to just pretend her son doesn't exist.

On that note, I have to wonder if part of the reason for saying what shes doing with the homeless publicly is a subtle way of rubbing it in lucas's face for all the problems he's caused and all the negative attention its led to on the family. Shes the vindictive type just like lucas is so it makes sense. She knows he keeps an eye on her social media to see if shes saying anything he doesn't like

 

[Wernology]

On that note, I have to wonder if part of the reason for saying what shes doing with the homeless publicly is a subtle way of rubbing it in lucas's face for all the problems he's caused and all the negative attention its led to on the family. Shes the vindictive type just like lucas is so it makes sense. She knows he keeps an eye on her social media to see if shes saying anything he doesn't like

If I'm being totally honest, I wouldn't blame her.

She's tried to help him before, by his own admission at that, and all she got from him was her calling her a bitch, a cunt, blocking her on social media, and being a generally hateful jackass.

Since she knows she can't legally (at least not without years of expensive legal fighting) have him committed or forced to take his medication, and she can't "bring him home" without him probably being a legitimate danger to everyone in her household, and assuming she is a typical mother in the regard that she probably does love her son but just don't like him at all at this point because of his behavior, I can totally see and fully understand her being petty as fuck about doing things she likely tried doing for him and got called a bitch for doing.

Petty?
Yeah.

Understandable?
Fully.

Hey, maybe when he starts making videos again, he'll give her a "shout out" in the form of ranting about it, because he's absolutely the type to maybe not unblock her but to log out of facebook and look or ask family members he hasn't cut off (or vice versa) "how she's doing".

 

[Nobleman]

Just to give everyone a heads up, I had not logged in to my work computer for some time for reasons that shall be left unsaid. But checking this morning, I have found that Lucas disappeared from the roster nine days ago.

 

[wenttobermuda]

My mom has really looked after me since I was diagnosed with bipolar. She likes to set me up and make sure I'm comfortable where ever I'm living. It has been this way since I was first doped with anti-depressants and anti-psychotic drugs.

It wouldn't take much to make Queen Myrna outrageously proud of her special, beautiful, ice cream eating baby boy.

If he admitted that he's sick, instead of a victim of capitalist bigotry, she'd clap for him. If he took his medication dutifully, she'd blog about it and shower him with hamburgers. If he went to therapy, she'd get him an apartment for the 100th time.

Basically if Lucas did anything to live with his madness, he would get lots of credit for it from mommy, and goodies, too.

But Lucas cannot even go through the motions. He can't keep himself from ranting to his own mother about telomeres and teen poonaner.

For example, when Lucas tells his mother about the particulars of his hunt for teen poonaner, she feeds him:

She'll change the subject to where I want to go eat and I'll forget about it and we'll talk about food or something. I usually just forget or intentionally forget because when I bring it up at dinner, she'll just say, "Oh." And I get nervous.

Like shoving a tit in a crying baby's mouth, only this baby is 40 and bawling about Gen Z poonaner. And he can't help but tell his mother about this, because she is an integral part of his poonaner hunt.

The truth is, my focus has as always been the same since I was little, getting interesting smart pretty girls to notice me. I just don't think interesting smart pretty girls like me very much. The only interesting smart pretty woman to ever notice me was my mom...

But this has always made me think, no other interesting smart pretty girls will ever like me because they would remind me of my mom and it would make me feel dumb. I'd be lucky to meet a woman like my mom, but I would still feel dumb. I wouldn't even begin to know what to say. I've never been with an interesting smart pretty girl. Or had one be interested in talking to me because I don't know where to meet them and I don't have enough money to go to bars.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

It wouldn't take much to make Queen Myrna outrageously proud of her special, beautiful, ice cream eating baby boy.

If he admitted that he's sick, instead of a victim of capitalist bigotry, she'd clap for him. If he took his medication dutifully, she'd blog about it and shower him with hamburgers. If he went to therapy, she'd get him an apartment for the 100th time.

Basically if Lucas did anything to live with his madness, he would get lots of credit for it from mommy, and goodies, too.

But Lucas cannot even go through the motions. He can't keep himself from ranting to his own mother about telomeres and teen poonaner.

For example, when Lucas tells his mother about the particulars of his hunt for teen poonaner, she feeds him:



Like shoving a tit in a crying baby's mouth, only this baby is 40 and bawling about Gen Z poonaner. And he can't help but tell his mother about this, because she is an integral part of his poonaner hunt.

I tend to agree with this. I think that her approach right now is the healthiest. If she helped him out now when he’s actively sabotaged and burned all of the resources available to him, she’d just be enabling him. I’m not saying she’s being selfless in her decision to only reinforce him when he’s acting socially acceptable (could easily just be narcissistic on her part to only engage with him or talk about him when he’s reflecting positively or neutrally on her), but that’s far better than furthering his entitlement by continuing to rescue him after sabotages.

as for the post, I’m not convinced she was saying not to mention lucas. Seemed like she was just as easily telling people not to make anti-homeless remarks. Maybe that’s partly bc of lucas, but he wasn’t homeless at the time of her post.

 

[cuddle striker]

Last Lucas post was on the 9th.

18 days ago.

When does he get his govt cheese, the first week of August?

so is it his own tiktok or someone posing as him? I may have missed this answer.

 

[pr3nt177]

Just to give everyone a heads up, I had not logged in to my work computer for some time for reasons that shall be left unsaid. But checking this morning, I have found that Lucas disappeared from the roster nine days ago.

Covid-19 anyone or under a bridge?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Just to give everyone a heads up, I had not logged in to my work computer for some time for reasons that shall be left unsaid. But checking this morning, I have found that Lucas disappeared from the roster nine days ago.

Ay dios mio