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AnOminous said:
By idiots. And they don't get arrested because they aren't breaking any laws, no matter how much social media tards sperg out about it.



Have a watermelon you can't eat all of? Chop it in cubes and freeze it. Then some later day when it's frozen solid, put it in a food processor or blender and puree it. Add some lemon juice and sugar. Now you have watermelon sorbet.
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I've found that taking sodas and freezing them into ice cube trays with toothpicks are good treats for kids. A simple thing to make, but they seem to love it.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I usually dice it up and put it in tupperware and then eat it as dessert. I love it and need to get more of it
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Even if you don't cover it in chocolate you should try it frozen, the texture change and slight neutralising of the sweetness is great. Also then put your icemelon cubes in lime cordial with vodka and lemonade, it's delicious - probably my second favourite alcoholic kid's drink after fruit tingles.
 
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Ineedahero said:
Even if you don't cover it in chocolate you should try it frozen, the texture change and slight neutralising of the sweetness is great. Also then put your icemelon cubes in lime cordial with vodka and lemonade, it's delicious - probably my second favourite alcoholic kid's drink after fruit tingles.
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I love the idea of watermelon ice cubes with vodka anything. I might have to run to the grocery store before work tomorrow now :)
 
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AprilRains said:
What's the point of these jeremiads? Clearly you're not going to convince the targets of your slanders. Your unhinged tone isn't going to convince anyone else who isn't already drinking the same Kool-Aid as you. So what's left? Is this purely masturbatory for you, or do you have some greater object in mind?
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Again, he literally, without a shred of irony or hyperbole, believes he is fighting the alt-right menace in AnH. It's not "for fun" to him. He is the Eugene Gu of the forums.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I know them feels. I have 3 cans of diced tomatoes I have no idea what I was going to do with
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Boil 100g pasta per person, preferably those ones that look like sea shells. Pour a tin of diced tomatoes per person into a bowl with some basil, a good amount of salt and pepper and a drained can of tuna. Once the pasta's done throw into a colander and strain it. Empty the sauce bowl into the pan you used for the pasta, bring it to a boil for a couple of minutes and dump the pasta back in. Give it a stir every once in a while to make sure it's all evenly-distributed.

Pour it into a bowl (or multiple, depending on how many you're serving), top with grated cheddar and serve with garlic bread. Boom, simplest meal you can ever make.

Edit to add: If you haven't got garlic bread add a tiny amount of garlic powder, about 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon per person, that will help give the dish a more robust flavour.
 
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Bender said:
Boil 100g pasta per person, preferably those ones that look like sea shells. Pour a tin of diced tomatoes per person into a bowl with some basil, a good amount of salt and pepper and a drained can of tuna. Once the pasta's done throw into a colander and strain it. Empty the sauce bowl into the pan you used for the pasta, bring it to a boil for a couple of minutes and dump the pasta back in. Give it a stir every once in a while to make sure it's all evenly-distributed.

Pour it into a couple of bowls, top with grated cheddar and serve with garlic bread. Boom, simplest meal you can ever make.
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This sounds delicious. I regret calling you a faggot now :(.
 
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Observerer said:
This sounds delicious. I regret calling you a faggot now :(.
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Here's a recipe that only needs 4 ingredients and one of those microwaveable sachets of rice.
Chicken breast, green pesto (if you have nut allergies then this isn't for you), grated mozzarella and cherry tomatoes (preferably on the vine), a sachet of Uncle Ben's Vegetable Rice.

Mix the pesto with a small amount of mozzarella (it's messy, but fun). Cut a pocket into the chicken breast and stuff the pesto/cheese mixture in there. Patch up the hole by blocking it with a bit more mozzarella and put the chicken breasts on a baking tray. Cut the tomatoes in half, four per person works well, throw those on the baking tray as well. If you want you can sprinkle some salt over it all and you can add more mozzarella on top of the chicken if you'd like. Throw it in a preheated oven at 180C for 20 minutes, microwave the rice according the instructions and boom, another cheap and easy meal.
 
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