🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Quit acting like this is the first time that's happened Andy.

Also fuck you Ralph, there's no way you're denying this. Everything is archived, there's a post about you owning that kid you liked minutes after the tape dropped, Jannie Shannie still hasn't deleted his celebration posts and is probably sleeping and not picking up his phone. Everyone knows it too motherfucker.

I hope Mundane Matt Jarbo has his favorite meal, his favorite drink and his favorite cigar tonight.

Didn't Andy once post a picture on Twitter of Failure naked?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Up Next: 2 Inches of Dynamite!

 

[AnOminous]

I believe this is 100% what happened and Ralph has been utterly destroyed by an 18 year old sociopath.

That's even if she doesn't go the revenge porn route. He'd join an exclusive club with lolcow Benjamin "Endomorphosis" Barber. I wouldn't get hopes up too high for that because Barber had to engage in epic levels of stupidity to end up in jail for violating such a ridiculous statute.

This would be the statute if it's Virginia law that applies: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-386.2/

The "victim" isn't very sympathetic though and I could easily see a prosecutor taking a miss on getting involved with an absolute clown show like this.

 

[MeltyTW]

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tfw when you get more penetration from a forehead thumbtack than ralphs insignificant cock

 

[Stasi]

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Andy getting Knoxville flashbacks and PTSD from when he was the gunts cum rag. Wonder if Ethan at least gave him a courtesy reach around.

The time is now CRP, release the Andy x Ethan sex tape.

 

[Funkmaster]

So people who so far have responded to this (People are waking up edition) :

Jim:
Dick:
Dame:
Gator: (lol he coping)
Bibble:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)
Warski: (rip his eyes)
@Memology 101 : (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, Ralphs name can be said, this isn't twitch)

You should add to this list:

AugieRFC
Nicholas DeOrio
Bowblax
Tommy C

Those drama cucks have been sucking the gunt crease for relevance for a long ass time. DeOrio even liked Ralph's 'it's not trooooo' tweet. He was even DOXED and fucked with on Ralph's discord years back but sucked Ralph off and even still plays guntguard because he wanted to drain all the clout he could from the community when everyone knows these commentary guys are the worst kind of drifting faggots.... They don't get called out enough here.

 

[MoffAlbert]

What the fuck did the gunt think he would get out of this? Was it to own the "incels"? Was it to humiliate the father? The only person he's humiliated is himself and the girl.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I just remembered, isn't the origin of "Ralph retort" that some girl threw up while blowing him?
Maybe she got sick to her stomach after realizing that she was effectively going down on an elementary school boy

 

[Marissa Moira]

Didn't Andy once post a picture on Twitter of Failure naked?

You know what, I can safely say that with my entire circle of friends, nobody has any naked pictures of each other. It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to not spread around your naked pics to friends. Infact it takes more effort to send and make the pics in the first place.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Start Fucking using spoilers to hide nudes for fuck sakes im trying to eat some vienna sausages without throwing up.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Imagine Ralph right now, nervous sweat running down his gunt crease while he tries to think of a plausible story to cover himself with

Would he be confiding with Dick or Rackets right now or would he be trying to figure this out on his own....

This is great

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh, it gets better. He didn't even manage to take it down, was too pilled out to tell what wass happening earlier this morning and is now in full damage control (and denial), possibly bracing for court too.

Trigger the thots
Own the thots
Get sent back to prison by the thots

 

[Troon Carey]

So people who so far have responded to this (People are waking up edition) :

Jim:
Dick:
Dame:
Gator: (lol he coping)
Bibble:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)
Warski: (rip his eyes)
@Memology 101 : (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, Ralphs name can be said, this isn't twitch)

Wait the potato nigger finally replied?

 

[TheSimpShow]

We are rapidly reaching 1800!

 

[MeltyTW]

Start Fucking using spoilers to hide nudes for fuck sakes im trying to eat some vienna sausages without throwing up.

id, id just put those away for later if i were you, i cant think of a worse time to try and eat those

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Spoiler: Guntvision

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has anyone @'d Queen of Poles yet? Just in case @Bryan Dunn . trying to make some caps and gifs but watching the video is literally stomach churning.

I'm not spoilering it your tranny mods can do it.

Looks like he is twerking with his gunt

Shake that gunt, you fat, flabby bitch.

Also he needs a bra for his man-tits. He should ask CWC.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Does ralph have a humiliation fetish? He sure does like showing off his micro penis.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So what's the deal on Faith now? In the beginning people were saying that she was developmentally delayed mentally, but after all this she doesn't really come across as developmentally delayed in any form.

 

[David Spadem]

We're nearing 1800 Pages.
Honestly I'm hesitant on the sub-forum idea but man... what the fuck can I say. This man keeps fucking up and giving us even more shit to meme/dunk on him that you realize enough is enough. There's too much quality posts and not enough space to fluff it out. I'm all for the sub-forum after today. @Null

 

[MeltyTW]

Looks like he is twerking with his gunt

Shake that gunt, you fat, flabby bitch.

Also he needs a bra for his man-tits.

oh my god i just remembered earlier ralph was teasing a gunt reveal, lifting his shirt and everyone telling him to truffle shuffle, and he actually did it!