@theralph I imagine this must be an extremely stressful time for you. All your friends are laughing at you as your life crumbles to dust. You know who never turned on you? That's right Ethan, the warm embrace of Maker's Mark.
Go ahead, crack one open. I guarantee it'll put your mind at ease. The sounds of a-logs laughing and combines harvesting corn will all fade away as the gentle whispers of Daddy Maker's Mark caress your ears. And while you're at it, why not spoil yourself with a whole bottle of mama's oxy? She won't be needing them, she'll be dead soon anyway. That stupid bitch can eat a cock. So kick back, relax and enjoy your favorite cocktail of booze and pills as those a-logs on kiwifarms seethe and cope with the fact they can't get fresh 18 year old pussy like you can.