🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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This is Gold. This is going to guarantee that no woman is going to have sex with him ever again without being paid handsomely. Every woman is self conscious about the imperfections with their body. You start blasting that shit all over the internet to make fun of an ex?? LOL. Good luck, Ralph. That's all I can say,
 
Didn't PPM almost get duped by a fake PayPal email once?
Nah he was just livestreaming, got bombarded with shit that day and saw an email notification that said his paypal was taken down while he was livestreaming. When he stopped the stream and actually looked at it, it was an obvious scam email.
 
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Poor wittle daxxy is throwing a tantrum because people wont take his advice seriously.

Well jeez dax you had a dick in your mouth up till now, you think you can pipe up now? Also telling someone else to go to a substance abuse program is Rich.
Ethan is a little you in ALL regards daxxy.

Yes, put out the fire you helped start once it spreads near your house. Dax is talking like a fucking politician here and trying to claim the moral high ground while failing to see that people have already caught on to his projection game. I hope to fuck that he is next on the chopping block because I want to see him sperg out even worse than when PPP rustled his jimmies.
 
Dick is not going to "disavow" Ralph, neither is Jim. If you're expecting explicit condemnation or side-taking with these guys you're in for disappointment.
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I don't know man that looks like a disavow to me
 
This is Gold. This is going to guarantee that no woman is going to have sex with him ever again without being paid handsomely. Every woman is self conscious about the imperfections with their body. You start blasting that shit all over the internet to make fun of an ex?? LOL. Good luck, Ralph. That's all I can say,
"HER VULVA HAS A SCAR ON IT!"

And 1/3 of his body is a permanent scar because he can't stop shoveling in food and drink. He had to add a beauty filter to his sex tape to smooth away his scarred, gnarled skin. How is he so unaware?
 
Ironic, considering that he used to send him bottles of expensive whisky while knowing that Ralph was an alcoholic.
he is denying he ever did that on twitter, which is why i asked for the tweet where ralph brags about being sent a bidet ( part of a bit in dick's show) and whiskey
 
Sure this will reassure Ralph's guntilites that he is still an alpha chad who doesn't need to groom jailbait to get some.

Nothing will ever erase the fact that he has a tiny dick, and he, ultimately, was the one who showed it to the world. Or the fact that he's such a nasty fucking bastard that he stuck his thumb in a chick's ass and took a great big whiff like a freak.
 
The only gunt guarding Dick is doing is not going out of his way to outright insult Ralph, he's made it pretty clear that he fucked up big time though.

Dame and Gator though? Between them there's a nice mix of denial, playing defense, and outright congratulations about the whole thing.
Oh yeah, his Discord was funny as fuck today and he was joining in and laughing at it all. Looking forward to Josh calling into the show on Sunday.
 
Given that Ade has so far presented herself as an entirely reasonable and genuinely upset person, I'm pressing a big X on her hitting on Ralph.

It's no surprise he is targeting her - she is the one who initiated the Guntpocalypse with the leaks. He real mad. 🤣
 
@theralph I imagine this must be an extremely stressful time for you. All your friends are laughing at you as your life crumbles to dust. You know who never turned on you? That's right Ethan, the warm embrace of Maker's Mark.

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Go ahead, crack one open. I guarantee it'll put your mind at ease. The sounds of a-logs laughing and combines harvesting corn will all fade away as the gentle whispers of Daddy Maker's Mark caress your ears. And while you're at it, why not spoil yourself with a whole bottle of mama's oxy? She won't be needing them, she'll be dead soon anyway. That stupid bitch can eat a cock. So kick back, relax and enjoy your favorite cocktail of booze and pills as those a-logs on kiwifarms seethe and cope with the fact they can't get fresh 18 year old pussy like you can.
"fresh 18 year old pussy" wherever that thot came from must be down south. I can see fucking graft marks at her tail bone, her ass is a cellulite ridden as a 40 year old. betcha my last 10 dollars bitch might be missing a few important teeth as well. teens start peaking like that around 16 years if they're poor and from the boonies.
 
How is he so unaware?

He's not unaware, he's just one of those insufferable pricks who thinks they can just bluff literally everything.

I can't blame him in his case though, because it's gotten him this far, through all of his previous blunders. I'm sure it'll probably get him through this one too, with a little help from his loyal friend Dax.
 
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