🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Very late question, but can someone explain the sharp dividing line on her bottom section? Did she take a dip in mud? Or has she been wearing the same pair of pants for a month without taking it off?

Spoiler: The dirt horizon

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This may be late as I absolutely cannot keep up but I wonder if she doesn’t have sensitive skin? Like you would break out all over but if you’re wearing something that’s right fitting (underwear and jeans) you’d have a lot more contact with the skin, right? The friction could also increase irritation and make the blemishes and skin condition deteriorate.

Spoiler: Non graphic pictures of skin that’s been irritated by detergent/“contact dermatitis”

I was pretty shocked at how stark the dividing line was between back fat and flat ass fat, like it literally looks like she has something on her skin like dirt or grime. I don’t see how her bum and legs can be that bad-almost to the point of changing what her skin color is-but her back has barely anything (in comparison).

Also if you’re reading this Faith, make sure you’re rinsing the soap and shampoo off your back and body before leaving the shower. Just making sure that residue is cleaned off has cleared up skin issues for a lot of people. Just rinse yourself off for 20-30 seconds before leaving the shower and if you take a bath go under the shower head for the same amt of time.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Dick is being a faggot and dodging every question. Jim rolled out of bed to make fun of Ralph's sex tape and tampon breath on twitter.

We really do need a chronicle of all the events. I've been opposed to Ralph having his own board for a while but this stuff goes fast.

The Guntipedia just like the CWCKI

 

[Dubious Dubu]

People now coming to terms with Ralph being a scumbag is great and all but for me personally he was a piece of shit much earlier than this when he made fun of Sargon’s son dying. No one knew about that until he broadcasted that’s. Many people called me a moralfag but I don’t care.

There’s limits to certain things.

We must hold capos, gunt guard, and paypiggies accountable. They are scurrying like rats and using Ralph as a scapegoat, "I always knew Ralph was like that."
These people are just as bad or worse than Ralph, especially with how fast they will betray people they were worshiping for years up until last night, only to McJudas Ralph. They all knew, so they should not be blindly welcome with open arms.

 

[High Tea]

Stream Highlights
Replay: The Corn Harvest
Hosts: Null & PPP
Guests: @adezero, Ade's big titty friend, @Bryan Dunn, @Kraut, MundaneMatt, WildSmiled

Ade says Ralph is a lazy gunt in the bedroom, rates him 1/10.
Ralph is obsessed with anus, likely scat fetishist.
Sex tape confirmed to be in Ralph's room.
Ralph's mom lives in a separate wing of the crack shack.
Ralph's bedroom is a converted porch and his studio is a cuck shed.
Lives in absolute squalor, rarely does laundry, Ade had to clean his room for him
Home reeks like a combination hospital + bar + ashtray.
Pisses in jars.
Cries about ex-wife Nora to the chicks he's banging.
Had to pay Nora to come on his show for damage control.
Might've suicide baited Nora.
Confirmed obsessed with Null's dick, talked to Ade about it IRL.
Brags about MundaneMatt takedown IRL.
Flexed his e-celeb status in jail.
No real hobbies.
Can't get through his show without drinking, needs to drink every day, mixes benzos with booze.
Ade once gave him several days worth of Klonopin and he gobbled them all like Pac-Man right in front of her.
Ralph 420 blazing it on probation.
Too fat to fight, tiny T-Rex arms, doesn't exercise.
Never had a real job.
Maybe never graduated high school.
Somehow has 50k in the bank.
Doesn't flag on YouTube because he knows he'd get caught.
Gator is his paid employee.
Gator reads Kiwi Farms for Ralph, gives him the highlights.
@Kraut took deafening vape rips, apologized for his sins.
@Bryan Dunn was removed from the stream by popular vote.
MundaneMatt showed up for a few minutes but had to DoorDash.

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Bryan Dunn

Also he broke parole by traveling out of state without permission. He travels a lot so could one infer he just takes off instead of asking permission from the parole officer? For example, he's been to Washington D.C. several times lately for weekend trips. Felons need permission to travel out of state. Plus she said he got a letter about his taxes. When asked by PPP is he pays taxes, she said she thought he did now because she thinks he got a letter.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Anyone dumb enough to get raw dogged by the Gunt might also be dumb enough to bear his tard baby.

Peek irony would be a miscarriage given the shit he's given to both Sargon and Randbot on that very issue.

 

[Several Goats]

should have put the pic of him fingering Faith's asshole.

Sure

Spoiler

 

[High Tea]

This may be late as I absolutely cannot keep up but I wonder if she doesn’t have sensitive skin? Like you would break out all over but if you’re wearing something that’s right fitting (underwear and jeans) you’d have a lot more contact with the skin, right? The friction could also increase irritation and make the blemishes and skin condition deteriorate.

Spoiler: Non graphic pictures of skin that’s been irritated by detergent/“contact dermatitis”

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I was pretty shocked at how stark the dividing line was between back fat and flat ass fat, like it literally looks like she has something on her skin like dirt or grime. I don’t see how her bum and legs can be that bad-almost to the point of changing what her skin color is-but her back has barely anything (in comparison).

Also if you’re reading this Faith, make sure you’re rinsing the soap and shampoo off your back and body before leaving the shower. Just making sure that residue is cleaned off has cleared up skin issues for a lot of people. Just rinse yourself off for 20-30 seconds before leaving the shower and if you take a bath go under the shower head for the same amt of time.

It's also pretty hot there as well. We know ER is sweating all the time. Tight clothes, plus high temps, and sensitive skin are a recipe for disaster even for those with great hygiene.

 

[Bolo]

People now coming to terms with Ralph being a scumbag is great and all but for me personally he was a piece of shit much earlier than this when he made fun of Sargon’s son dying. No one knew about that until he broadcasted that’s. Many people called me a moralfag but I don’t care.

There’s limits to certain things.

Nah, I think people were into Ralph being a douche way, way before this, or even the gunt pic to be honest.

And I think Ralph knows that, most of the his big streams it was other people doing the heavy lifting for him, or having somone else sitting on the bullying chair, like Jarbo did.

But just because people were laughing with Ralph over some internet dumbass, it never meant they liked the guy. Just so when the gunt pic came around, no one had any problem to mock him to death, and why not? Ralph is a bully, he said himself, people have no problem giving others a taste of their own medicine.

If something like this happened to Jim for example, same shit would happen. Except for the stupid pay pigs, no one like these assholes, and while we may laugh at the idiots they make fun of, we are just are ready to laugh at them when they fuck up.

 

[Desktop User2]

What if Faith was just a sleeper agent for the Don and this is his elaborate multi-year plan to make Ralph feel the same pain

Was Faith designed after the Tilly Law prototype @Kraut ? Did operation Pregnant Mackerel finally payed off?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait so hes buying 18 year old girls wine coolers so he can have sex with them?

LOL christ that looks like a probation bracelet

Do they zap you for grabbin a titty, how do those things work?

Do his manboobs count as titties for the zaps?

 

[Disheveled Human]

We must hold capos, gunt guard, and paypiggies accountable. They are scurrying like rats and using Ralph as a scapegoat, "I always knew Ralph was like that."
These people are just as bad or worse than Ralph, especially with how fast they will betray people they were worshiping for years up until last night, only to McJudas Ralph. They all knew, so they should not be blindly welcome with open arms.

When you have sunk cost fallacy or you are being directly paid to do so makes things hard. While it is gay to defend by those concepts I think its reasonable for people to be allowed to make change on it, Ralph seemed to be a manipulative type I cannot with good faith make them all casualties of that. If they swap over; Good on them they woke up. Its like shitting on a kid who can't hit puberty as early as the other kids its not their fault.

 

[Extant Theropod]

if there is a kid in the future, it's going to be hell for them. not only are they going to be born malformed and in pain from withdrawal, they're going to be shitposted about from the moment of their birth. brutal.

 

[purplemacar0n]

When you have sunk cost fallacy or you are being directly paid to do so makes things hard. While it is gay to defend by those concepts I think its reasonable for people to be allowed to make change on it, Ralph seemed to be a manipulative type I cannot with good faith make them all casualties of that. If they swap over; good on them they woke up. Its like shitting on a kid who can't hit puberty as early as the other kids its not their fault.

Ralph is a manipulative type. Gunt is too naive or doesn't care about standards. It really isn't her fault she was exploited from a young age..

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

if there is a kid in the future, it's going to be hell for them. not only are they going to be born malformed and in pain from withdrawal, they're going to be shitposted about from the moment of their birth. brutal.

And watch if Ralph does a 180 on dead kid jokes or making fun of other people's kids.

 

[Disheveled Human]

if there is a kid in the future, it's going to be hell for them. not only are they going to be born malformed and in pain from withdrawal, they're going to be shitposted about from the moment of their birth. brutal.

Thats stupid talk new people on the thread think, bitch is on the pill or she is gonna use a heated coat hanger.

 

[Cow Poly]

8/11 was the 9/11 of
Never forget.

 

[L. Duse]

"Hey, is there going to be a boulderversary stream, bro?"

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He mentioned on the show on 30th July when they prank called Mundanematt that they won't have the Boulderversary.

And also, it always has to be August when things blow up. Always August!

 

[Extant Theropod]

that's a fair point, but if she's dumb enough to fuck ralph...

edit: apparently i don't know how to quote

 

[wildgoose]

When you have sunk cost fallacy or you are being directly paid to do so makes things hard. While it is gay to defend by those concepts I think its reasonable for people to be allowed to make change on it, Ralph seemed to be a manipulative type I cannot with good faith make them all casualties of that. If they swap over; Good on them they woke up. Its like shitting on a kid who can't hit puberty as early as the other kids its not their fault.

It's a lot easier to have a "live and let live" mentality when it doesn't involve somebody you physically live with. For me, I was off-and-on with him for years. Things would be good for a couple years but then I'd say one little thing that rubbed him wrong and he'd start making threats and malicious insults. It's like having a family member who's a drug addict (hmm, go figure). You want to give them second chances because you see likable characteristics in them that are worth salvaging, but every inch you give them, they ultimately take a mile and burn you in the end. It's tough, but eventually you gotta recognize that it isn't them making simple screw-ups and you need to cut them off completely. They're abusive and that isn't something that just "goes away" because of a few months of mandatory AA meetings.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Either way if she did get prego, the child will be aborted and Ethan will have to spin that on his show of right wing viewers or outright not acknowledged it happening.