🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Then we can only hope that her femoid lizard brain is jilted enough that she won't look at things objectively. Personal vendetta FTW baby!
She could always go the grift route with it Anita and Zoe style. If she really is a mastermind she's probably setting up her gofundme page as we speak:
"18yo Raising money for BLM gets revenge porned by Alt-Right podcast gunt Ethan Ralph"
Bit of an optics problem for him imo
 
Since we are now in the future, is Ralph still alive by 2024?
Fortunately (or unfortunately) medicine has advanced to the point where we Ethan can be kept alive indefinitely despite his multiple organ failure. This, however, means he must remain eternally attached to several machines performing the most basic bodily functions for him. Truly a sickening sight to behold.
And despite this, Gator, being the only person left who hasn't abandoned the Gunt (or what's left of it at this point), still finds the time to sneak into the nursing facility and pour Maker's Mark down his feeding tube.
 
Finally got around to watching the Harvest stream, great all around, Null was an excellent host/interviewer and most of the guests weren't overly obnoxious. A great chronicle of the Gunt's final gurgling.

Listening to PPP in the post interview segment was insufferable, I just about can't stand the sound of that conniving faggot. I look forward to the IBS cycle of ruin inevitably reaching him.
 
Finally got around to watching the Harvest stream, great all around, Null was an excellent host/interviewer and most of the guests weren't overly obnoxious. A great chronicle of the Gunt's final gurgling.

Listening to PPP in the post interview segment was insufferable, I just about can't stand the sound of that conniving faggot. I look forward to the IBS cycle of ruin inevitably reaching him.
Never too late to prepare for next year's harvest!
 
Just reading this thread is help enough for anyone.

The Farms is honestly the best motivation for kicking bad alcohol or drug habits there is. We have a huge coterie of cautionary tales and if you ever get shitfaced and drunk post (as some of my more cringe posts can attest) the mockery of your fellow kiwis will be there to shame you into self reflection.
 
What a mensch, what a mensch, ladies and guntlemen. Streaming in his suit even during a heat wave. I bet janny jim doesn't even have a suit.
Edit: Vee finally got a blessed name, Venerable Vee.
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I'm kinda conflicted on the whole situation at this point. Is this even funny anymore? When it was just Godwinson and PPP dabbing and doing terrible impressions of Ralph, that was hilarious. Faking interviews that were obviously imposters was a riot. "Redemption" arcs of old cast members like Matt and Kraut was a fun side spectacle. The way everyone was speaking with extra gravitas in a singsong way was truly good ol' fashion internet fun. But with the release of the tape, it being over 5 mins of footage, the thumb, the smelling, and honestly most awful of all, him finishing inside of her. While my head is still spinning from the fact that all of that happened, it's not really funny. As glad as I am to be here for The Harvest, I kind of wish we could go back to a few weeks ago when things we're a little bit more fun and lighthearted.

"HE KEEPS DABBIN' ON ME, GATOR!"

 
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