🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spatula]

An Hero poll when?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Ralph-chan was actually drawn back in March of this year, it probably doesn't take her much effort to shit out these dumb drawings... I do find it funny that she wanted to make the design a body pillow:
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"Gator got a boner for female Ralph" Well she's not lying.

 

[DiceLord]

people might think this is nuts but i think youre on to something, its clear faith is seeing more than ethan even if only long distance and its the only way to really own that

Plus his most faithful paypigs will gladly take that explanation and continue to guntguard him.

 

[instythot]

Bibble is currently streaming on dlive, with a very high level of cognitive dissonance. Deliberately trying to draw people in with GUNTALK, refusing to address it no matter how many people bring it up in chat, and trying to promote more jannies to sweep it up

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Given all of this talk about how Ethan's gonna have a full house tn, I know that, even if he gets "disavowed" for calling the Gunt "a human groyper", Nick the Knife will have at least double his views. Fuentes may have some fag moments, but he can at least take solace in the fact that he isn't (a wigger like) Ethan "Scat Man" Ralph.

Edit: Stuff in parenthesis

 

[ErrForceOnez]

I only have one thing to add to this thread, and it is something that has been autistically bothering me for a while.
The gunt is not a gunt, it is his gut/stomach or whatever you want to call it.
Ralph absolutely does have a gunt, no question, and it is a notable gunt in terms of size, as can be seen in the video - but the true gunt is underneath the "gunt".

 

[instythot]

Given all of this talk about how Ethan's gonna have a full house tn, I know that, even if he gets "disavowed" for calling the Gunt "a human groyper", Nick the Knife will have at least double his views. Fuentes may have some fag moments, but he can at least take solace in the fact that he isn't Ethan "Scat Man" Ralph.

Yeah, but Fuentes is a virgin who wants to fuck sexy boy cats in between getting his mommy to bring him yummy nuggies

I mean, I'm gonna laugh at it if he throws stones, I just don't see how he has much height to look down on Ralph from

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Agreed, and this is what makes it so compulsive. You'd never get fictional characters as wonderfully twisted as this. Certainly not in anything the current media puts out.

Not only do they have these anti-social traits, none of them are high enough functioning to apply them in the real world. There are a lot of career pathways were manipulativeness and a lack of empathy are more boons than barriers. These people are all operating on the same level as heels in wrestling but it isn't an act.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I am not buying any BS story of his tonight unless Faith goes on camera with him live. The 2 convenient days off was him taking time off to come up with a story to make himself not look as bad as the situation actually is.

Plus his most faithful paypigs will gladly take that explanation and continue to guntguard him.

Oh God, if she shows up on camera with him that would be amazing! But it would also make me question how much he'd be paying her to be there since we know from the Ade conversation he paid Nora to defend him after the divorce. I think if Faith does end up staying with Ralph it could branch off into it's own equally entertaining saga, either way if they're together or not it's going to make some terrific content.

 

[Tzaddi Qoph Resh]

I am not buying any BS story of his tonight unless Faith goes on camera with him live. The 2 convenient days off was him taking time off to come up with a story to make himself not look as bad as the situation actually is.

Dude literally huffed stank thumb. I can't imagine there's an excuse in the 'Book of Douche' that covers that one.

 

[SimoHayha]

What bourbon do I get for tonight?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

What bourbon do I get for tonight?

In light of recent events I think we should all rethink our levels of alcohol consumption.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

1) might ralph mute the chat ?
2) what time is the show scheduled for ?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

What bourbon do I get for tonight?

Bulleit Barrel Strength Bourbon

 

[Squire of Gothos]

What bourbon do I get for tonight?

Well if you want to go with the meme then Makers Mark obviously, but if the Richmond PD show up half way through the stream I recommend a brand called Larceny which is pretty good.

 

[soy_king]

In light of recent events I think we should all rethink our levels of alcohol consumption.

You should be fine as long as you don't drink an entire bottle every night. You don't need to go all Carrie Nation just because some porcine redneck can't handle his booze.

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

To address some things:

1. No, I am not making a "gunt" post reaction. We already have too many.
2. No, I'm not opening a Ralph subforum. It's all downhill from here.

As I predicted, Ethan Ralph will continue to stream out of petty, stubborn defiance. His core audience are retards who just want to hear what they already believe repeated back to them so they feel validated. He has told me in private, and Ade has confirmed, he has tens of thousands of dollars saved from his brief success. With his current level of income, he can afford his alcohol and Gator. Gator has made it clear he is happy with his current level of meager existence and has no ambitions or dreams beyond his current situation. Dick will continue to enable him for whatever personal motivation he has to do so.

This is the peak. Ralph has obliterated his own dignity in a drunken stupor. He has ruined the life of an 18-year-old girl and broken the law in the process. No woman will touch him again. All suspicions about his quality of life and daily existence have been validated by his ex. His gunt and small penis are completely exposed for the world to see. He has personally admitted he is into coprophilia. His show numbers are abysmal and the Corn Harvest stream got more than 4x his usual viewers on his own platform. There is nothing left to take from him.

If Ralph does get sued or arrested, I will open a thread for him in the legal board, but I see this going one way: he will resign himself to being a Tonka, pandering to the few hundred people still willing to tolerate his program, drink with the money he makes, and survive off his savings until the day he dies - which is probably soon.

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

This is stupid. Ralph always has room to fall farther and I'm sure I'm not the only one who's given up on trying to follow the 50+ new pages every day. If there is one thing I know about Ralph, its that he wont stop fucking up until he's dead.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

What bourbon do I get for tonight?

Old Grand Dad 114, no reason not to go all in and get destroyed.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

You should be fine as long as you don't drink an entire bottle every night. You don't need to go all Carrie Nation just because some porcine redneck can't handle his booze.

Exactly. Just get higher quality hooch and savor it rather than buying cheap trash and waterboarding your liver.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

yeah all public and even more grounded speculative timelines point to her being 18 at the time too but we dont iirc have an exact timeline of where she and ralph were and what they were doing when she was 17

Didn't ade and meth boy say outright that no he wasn't dating her when she was 17?

im not saying ralph is likely at all to have distributed cp im just saying anyone whos downloaded it or archiving it or hosting it to hawkeye news of ethan ralphs legal troubles and keep some magnets, a hammer and a barrel of acid on hand

I am not buying any BS story of his tonight unless Faith goes on camera with him live. The 2 convenient days off was him taking time off to come up with a story to make himself not look as bad as the situation actually is.

nah even if faith comes on it will be like the time Nora came on, it will be paid and it will be fake