Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Business bitch?

Bitch you are homeless!

Whatever it is supposed to be related to, this bitch literally has kicked out one of her children just so she can be able to do stupid shit like this.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

It is massively indented - if it wasn't, she would be resting atop her many caterpillar rolls; see
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When you're so fat that your fat rolls cover and censor your naughty bits

 

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[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She looks like shes struggling to breathe in this picture.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hmmm....spend money on rent and feeding your kid....or spent it on a tattoo so a C-list actress will reblog about it?

Decisions, decisions....

Hey, shitlord, that tattoo was done FOR FREE by a...uh...FRIEND!

This stunning and BRAVE 600 pound sack of shit in a 10 pound Hefty Bag DESERVES this for "self-care." Besides...that tattoo has DEEP, DEEP, SPIRITUAL, LONG STANDING ANCESTRAL BELIEFS and is in no way STEALING money that could be put to better use by raising her own damn kids.

 

[Binghamtron-5000]

She looks like shes struggling to breathe in this picture.

“A Portrait of Late-American Retard Degeneracy, 2020”

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

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Wtf does this even mean? Is this some new woke-shit?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Wtf does this even mean? Is this some new woke-shit?

I think it's connected to Tucker Carlson deliberately mis-pronouncing Kamala Harris' name a few days ago.

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"Trying to embrace my natural hair texture a little more"
Bitch, you have straight, fat white woman hair.
You don't have texture, curls, or anything else.

Is she going to start claiming she has a black great-great-great-great grandparent now?

 

[JambledUpWords]

"Trying to embrace my natural hair texture a little more"
Bitch, you have straight, fat white woman hair.
You don't have texture, curls, or anything else.

Is she going to start claiming she has a black great-great-great-great grandparent now?

To be fair, some white people do have curly hair, it’s just not as common compared to those with African ancestry. That said, I agree that Tess is being completely vapid with this. Many people embrace their natural hair texture because it’s expensive and time consuming to style it all the time (which is what Tess does). Also, her hair texture doesn’t look much different from her more styled look, it’s just a bit wavier.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

To be fair, some white people do have curly hair, it’s just not as common compared to those with African ancestry. That said, I agree that Tess is being completely vapid with this. Many people embrace their natural hair texture because it’s expensive and time consuming to style it all the time (which is what Tess does). Also, her hair texture doesn’t look much different from her more styled look, it’s just a bit wavier.

I agree, I just NEVER hear a white woman saying she's going to embrace her natural hair texture, it's been more of a black woman's expression, IMHO.

 

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[Barbarella]

I agree, I just NEVER hear a white woman saying she's going to embrace her natural hair texture, it's been more of a black woman's expression, IMHO.

We usually say we are going to try the ”curly girl method, ” which means the same thing-even though there are specific products to use and an actual method. That doesn't mean we’ll do it though, we’re just going to let our hair be natural: no more heat, fake hair, extensions sewn in and a style for our type. Trust me, as a white girl with ethnic hair, if I mention I want to go natural I get looks and one time got called out. So the curly girl method gets us around offending anyone.

This may be powerlevel, but the actual method, or not using it, doesn't work for my hair type, and a professional blowout is the only way to get that tight wave out of my thick, tight waved waist length hair. Nothing I have works, and it takes at least an hour to dry and I can't get the waves out myself. (and they aren't even so it has to be straight) I'm even tempted to buy a MFer expensive Dyson dryer and iron to see if it helps. (pm me if you have one and can tell me) Corona has caused me a problem as I walk around looking crazy like a lion. Mostly, I'm wearing it up 99 percent of the time although it gives me a headache. Fortunately, few people see these days.../pl

I know for a fact Tess does not have hair like I do. No wave, no texture, no one strand curling up and the one next to it deciding ”not today”, no coiled waves...she has smooth ”good hair.”

And black women are techy about this, as I innocently found out, it's cultural appropriation, so she should tread lightly...

 

[JambledUpWords]

And black women are techy about this, as I innocently found out, it's cultural appropriation, so she should tread lightly...

I want Tess to continue the natural hair thing because her getting called out again would produce great milk. She apparently hasn’t been called out enough. It’s one thing to have a conservative POC to turn on Tess (since she doesn’t care if they do), it’s the woke POC that I want to turn on her more because she’d be groveling for their forgiveness.

 

[girlblogging]

We usually say we are going to try the ”curly girl method, ” which means the same thing-even though there are specific products to use and an actual method. That doesn't mean we’ll do it though, we’re just going to let our hair be natural: no more heat, fake hair, extensions sewn in and a style for our type. Trust me, as a white girl with ethnic hair, if I mention I want to go natural I get looks and one time got called out. So the curly girl method gets us around offending anyone.

This may be powerlevel, but the actual method, or not using it, doesn't work for my hair type, and a professional blowout is the only way to get that tight wave out of my thick, tight waved waist length hair. Nothing I have works, and it takes at least an hour to dry and I can't get the waves out myself. (and they aren't even so it has to be straight) I'm even tempted to buy a MFer expensive Dyson dryer and iron to see if it helps. (pm me if you have one and can tell me) Corona has caused me a problem as I walk around looking crazy like a lion. Mostly, I'm wearing it up 99 percent of the time although it gives me a headache. Fortunately, few people see these days.../pl

I know for a fact Tess does not have hair like I do. No wave, no texture, no one strand curling up and the one next to it deciding ”not today”, no coiled waves...she has smooth ”good hair.”

And black women are techy about this, as I innocently found out, it's cultural appropriation, so she should tread lightly...

Curly girl method isn't like black haircare at all. Every curl level needs different things, black haircare is more about tightly coiled and coarse type 3&4 hair, while the curly girl method is dominated by white women with thinner silkier type 2&3.

"Natural hair" in the context of haircare is natural black hair, no relaxers or weaves. It's a phrase with a specific meaning, like the "big chop". Big chop doesn't mean "I had long hair and now it's short ", it means specifically cutting off all relaxed and heat damaged hair, which for many women means going bald, and starting over. With how much shit black women get around their natural hair, I understand the gatekeeping.

I suspect I have similar hair type to Tess, which is a very weak wave that's easily brushed out so you think you have shitty frizzy misbehaving straight hair instead of wavy hair. It would need heat and silicone products to not be frizzy.

While figuring your own hair for yourself can feel life changing, honestly... There's nothing to embrace. No one ever teased me about it, suggested I change my hair to fit in, I had 0 issue finding work, nothing really changed before and after except that my hair is pretty now, and was just meh before.

Saying "embrace my natural texture" is her parroting black women without context because she's braindead. If she said "I want to give my hair rest from heat and styling and let it do its own thing" no one would care. She needs wokeist language to get attention

 

[US Marine Hyde]

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Ugh, that fries vs. vibrator thing might be the loneliest thing I’ve read in a long time. Totally no weird relationships with food here, though.

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So, does everyone rely on the USPS and cutting funding would be a huge problem for, or to save it, does everyone have to go out of their way to buy stamps and packing materials that they wouldn’t otherwise and probably won’t use? Tess is so incredibly dumb and thoughtless that it’s hard not to assume that everything she posts about is wrong.

 

[Broken Pussy]

The USPS has actual problems that are fairly complex. Tess is an idiot who will never understand them.

 

[OttoWest]

Her arms look like leg o’ mutton sleeves made flesh.

 

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[SnarkySperg]

I agree, I just NEVER hear a white woman saying she's going to embrace her natural hair texture, it's been more of a black woman's expression, IMHO.

Something did feel very odd about her saying that but I couldn't quite put my finger on what. You right.

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1. Glad she's finally acknowledging her age.
2. I knew she'd say it. Is she building up to announcing an OnlyFans? Also, LMFAO @ 'whorephobia'.
3. Is that what you told Rylee, Tess?

 

[IBrokeBob]

I love how she posts memes about her boundaries and how she will live the way she wants when she is literally homeless and dependant on jolene for housing her and bowie and an ex raises her son that isnt even his kid.

Thank goodness riley escaped her grasp. I cannot even imagine how embarrassing it must have been for him at school when she showed up or posted her gawdawful nudes. Hell, even fully clothed, she is a horrific nightmare to look at.