Random Tumblr posts

[StanCommodore]

People legit think that having a pet is animal cruelty, because 'owning' something means you're oppressing it.

Ah, okay, one of those activists.

"oops lol better go back in time and undomesticate all those animals! ahahaha sorry nature"

 

[Meowthkip]

"it was never said she was cis"
what, do these dumb fucks want every little thing spilled out for every new character?
"Call me Ishmael (cis-white-straight (maybe) male-nokin-maybe a bit crazy) i was born in a house my father built"
"and god (cis-raceless-nonsexual-nongendered but has male preference-deity-god complex) said let there be light"

They never said Samus was cis, you see, except Metroid: The Other M had her going on about THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY because of those dang ole' woman hormones probably maybe I don't fucking know.

Shrek?

Alas, I regret I already made the "gender is like onions" on this board before.

 

[Ferls]

They never said Samus was cis, you see, except Metroid: The Other M had her going on about THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY because of those dang ole' woman hormones probably maybe I don't fucking know.

Samus was a 3 year old girl when the Chozo found her. Unless she had wrapped her head around the concept of gender and determined her identity and began presenting before then, Samus is a woman.
But I guess if you told them that, it'd be "trans erasure" and she was "always intended to be a transman because they called her the s word that one time!"

 

[has]

I play some little mobiel game and was going from random user to user and found one who's description was a tumblr page, so I went to their page and WELP wish I hadn't:

"Fluidflux" just kills me, doesn't flux mean flowing anyway? Which is similar enough to fluid. So they're doubly fluid?

Their about me, they really seem to not like lesbians:

Like, really not like lesbians.

 

[Florence]

I play some little mobiel game and was going from random user to user and found one who's description was a tumblr page, so I went to their page and WELP wish I hadn't:

"Fluidflux" just kills me, doesn't flux mean flowing anyway? Which is similar enough to fluid. So they're doubly fluid?

Their about me, they really seem to not like lesbians:

Like, really not like lesbians.

Likes trannies, but doesn't like lesbians? Here's a logic bomb for them.

Spoiler

 

[Too Many Crooks]

That's more than Autistic people in the US (which was I think 2% aka about 8 million)

I'm not good with stats, but I think that 1 in 140 American children are diagnosed with autism (not sure if Asperger Sundrome also counts).

Guess I'm a two-percenter, since I'm on the spectrum as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Münchausen_by_Internet
it already exists.

Well, there's the diagnosis for most of Tumblr!

 

[itswhitebread]

Friendly reminder that BLEEEUGHRHGURGH

 

[Hat]

Friendly reminder that BLEEEUGHRHGURGH

Hey, fuck off man! I'm perfectly happy with why schizophrenia! You can't make me take my medicine, the voices told me!

 

[itswhitebread]

Hey, fuck off man! I'm perfectly happy with why schizophrenia! You can't make me take my medicine, the voices told me!

Tcheh. The nasty thing is that a good chunk of Tumblr genuinely believes this shit. "I'm violently mentally ill, angry, psychotic, I have episodes where I destroy things out of rage, my life is incredibly hard-- you want me to seek treatment or you'll cut off contact with me because you're terrified of me? ABLEIST!!! TRASH!!!! GARBAGESCUM,,,"

Also: someone ran the post through a word thing and made it 200x better.

 

[Ification]

Source

And here we see an example of the Anti-SJW. While they are varied since there are many Anti-SJWs (Just like how SJWs are varied since there's so many of them), some of them like OP here are basically the same as SJWs, except replace "white cis male" with "SJW".

 

[Meowthkip]

I play some little mobiel game and was going from random user to user and found one who's description was a tumblr page, so I went to their page and WELP wish I hadn't:

"Fluidflux" just kills me, doesn't flux mean flowing anyway? Which is similar enough to fluid. So they're doubly fluid?

Their about me, they really seem to not like lesbians:

Like, really not like lesbians.

How homophobic of them.

Also guessing this person was born female and is more likely than not, probably straight.

 

[NegaCWC]

Here's an old tumblr post from March. Forgive me if this has already been posted, I did a search on the forums to see if this is the case but didn't find anything:

Today is Dr. Seuss’s birthday, so the people at storytime are reading the kids Rape Culture 101: How Refusing to Accept a No Is Eventually a Good Thing, aka Green Eggs and Ham.

Not sure if it's a troll or not, but the fact that she needs to tell us what her pronouns are (she/her) tells me this might a genuine SJW.

EDIT: Apparently it's real.

 

[Meowthkip]

Here's an old tumblr post from March. Forgive me if this has already been posted, I did a search on the forums to see if this is the case but didn't find anything:



Not sure if it's a troll or not, but the fact that she needs to tell us what her pronouns are (she/her) tells me this might a genuine SJW.

EDIT: Apparently it's real.

I remember this. It's really funny she fixated on that instead of those old racist cartoons Dr. Seuss did around WWII of Japanese people.

I mean, the dude did feel genuine remorse for them, and wrote Horton Hears a Who in response to the American occupation of Japan post-war, but you know. Green Eggs and Ham was way more pressing.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember this. It's really funny she fixated on that instead of those old racist cartoons Dr. Seuss did around WWII of Japanese people.

I mean, the dude did feel genuine remorse for them, and wrote Horton Hears a Who in response to the American occupation of Japan post-war, but you know. Green Eggs and Ham was way more pressing.

And here I thought the point of Green Eggs and Ham was don't knock it until you try it. Unbeknownst to me, Sam-I-Am snuck the protagonist a roofie and raped him.

 

[SU 390]

I am so sick of all these blackout posts. Not because of the selfies themselves, or because of what the day entails. I hate all those "why are there so many beautiful people on my dash, look at these goddesses, these flawless people" posts over and over.

As a black person I agree with this. While I'm glad that people of my kin are boosting their confidence, the 'why are there so many beautiful people on my dash' line isn't that necessary. It's the same as some of these Tumblrinas saying 'O M GEE! ITZ SO FUN TO AGREE WITH GUYZ THAT UR BEAUTEHFUL AND THAT MAKES DEM CONFUZED HURR DURR!'

Trigger warning: Daylight Savings Time
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DST is a trigger now? Seems plausible to be honest.

Oh god.
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Terrifying.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO!!!
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Couldn't agree more.

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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.

Hey! Bees are important for the environment. If they die, we'll die, Do you want to eat GMOs? I didn't think so.

just-shower-thoughts gets owned.

I like just-shower-thoughts. :[

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The damn whiteys are appropriating our need to have people compliment us on our skin colour and bitch and whine when we tell them their worthless white asses should kill themselves. GET THEM!!

Hoo boy, of all the times you could just ignore annoying attention craved teenagers, now would be the optimal time. They didn't spam the fucking #blackout tag with their own selfies they're just being teenagers who want people to tell them that they're attractive and that they matter. Calm down.

Surprisingly, some are young adults.

I'll post the picture here for you.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/c0/11/5fc0115c585a5f32aabfdbc45a451e94.jpg

Did anyone noticed the Hitler hated this site too?

NO fuck you! This show doesn't belong to certain tumblr special snowflake communties. Yes I know bronies can be gross - BUT that doesn't give you the right to claim a fucking cartoon show for yourself.

They're just as bad as bronies.

The worst part is, this isn't the first time. A while ago, Cartoon Network announced that Steven Universe would be doing a crossover with another Cartoon Network show, Uncle Grandpa. Now, Uncle Grandpa is not a bad show, but it's aimed towards a younger audience than Steven Universe is, so a lot of Steven Universe fans hate it for not pandering to them. When the crossover was announced, these same people absolutely lost their shit. They went into full Tumblr panic mode: you know, death threats and fake panic attacks, stuff like that. Not only did they harass the Steven Universe staff (even though the crossover was their idea), they harassed and threatened tons of Uncle Grandpa fans and anyone else who liked the idea of the crossover. It got to the point where the writers actually had to tell them to stop.
Oh, and I just remembered, there was another time when these same people harassed a writer for the show over a minor continuity error. It got so bad that he had to leave Tumblr for good. Yep, lovely people.

If teens and young adults are flipping their shit over a continuity error then they need to reevaluate their priorities. I can't talk bad about them that much. I used to shit on 4Kids Entertainment for the edits they made on the anime they localized to America.

The Steven Universe website project has been cancelled.

Congratulations special snowflakes.

But now...a war is coming!

This is as retarded as the 'Skeleton War'.

Careful, there are some people who are triggered by Google/Googling.. Their safe space got ruined after they took away Jeeves from Ask.com.

Fuck Jeeves. He didn't know how to get the Triforce in Ocarina of Time. One of the worst times I had as a pre-teen.

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People who invent things to get pissed off about that aren't even real and edit photos for that purpose are a special variety of annoying.

I didn't see the nurse or the IV the first time around. I knew there were special effects from the get go and facepalm at the person who freaked out.

View attachment 21207Dunno, it's probably because men tend to operate in gangs instead of pairs of BFFs like women do. I've never drunk one-on-one with any dude either, it's always about who can drink more than everyone else combined.

These are the same people that want equality. You can't win them all can you?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

EDIT: Apparently it's real.

Based on that link, it's sounds like she has a kid; that's a depressing thought.
Also, wow, looking at her blog, she really wants to fuck Captain America. I've always found it weird how Tumblrinas idolize Captain America, but they always talk about how much they hate the United States.

 

[Thane Krios]

I can't talk bad about them that much. I used to shit on 4Kids Entertainment for the edits they made on the anime they localized to America.

Yeah but it made sense to make fun of 4Kids for that, remember the Yu-Gi-Oh! finger guns?

In other news, what?

 

[Hat]

Aren't autists just pleasant to be around?

Source

 

[Meowthkip]

This is as retarded as the 'Skeleton War'.

What the fuck did you just say you little bitch?

 

[SU 390]

This thing surfaced on my dash:

Huh, okay, so Neopets except somehow more accepting? I wonder how that wor–

Oh.

Oh.

Make it stop!

Yeah but it made sense to make fun of 4Kids for that, remember the Yu-Gi-Oh! finger guns?

In other news, what?

Do I remember the finger guns? Who doesn't?! Disabled witches. So many speshul snowflakes!