🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

Cucked Gunt arc when? I'm staying tuned for this.

I mean he already pussy whipped considering all the shit she was talking behind his back and yet here he is picking his daughter up from the psych ward.

 

[MelloYello]

I don't really buy that just with a photo that can be easily faked.
You should prove me wrong by uploading another sex tape, Ralph.

Besides, you're supposed to use a current newspaper to show that the hostage is still alive....

Forrest Gunt is doing it all wrong, as usual.

 

[Glade Candles]

I feel like a loving parent wouldn't pull out all the stops to get their kid back & then complain about it being a waste of money.

Vickers addressed this on Twitter earlier:

 

[Bill The Fucker]

And here I thought Lowtax was going to be the biggest dipshit who ruined his life by making a spectacle out of fucking a mentally ill girl a fraction of his age. Wear that crown well, Gunt.

 

[Leominster]

I'm sure this has been said before, but I just want to emphasize the fact that Ralph was cucked by Methboy. Not physically, but there's no doubt that Faith emotionally cheated on Ralph with him. It's sad it sounds like he's going to take her back.

Think about it. Faith was watching TV shows and sexting with Methboy while she was living with Ralph. She was so unsatisfied with having sex with Ralph she reverted to sexting a cringe ex-bf that she'd only talked to online and never met IRL to my understanding.

I wonder if Ralph ever asked her who she was speaking to as she watched TV shows with a man over the internet.

That's not meant to be a slam against Ralph, but a wake up call which will definitely go missed by him. Faith is obviously a pathological lying slut. Is it really worth owning Karen Farms by getting back together with a broad that disrespected him like that? Evidently he thinks so.

He's claiming Faith told him that Ethan Ralph was trying to date rape her... Oh boy

I wouldn't trust that guy as far as I could throw him.

Chris is pathetic, but I haven't yet seen him lie about anything so I believe he's telling the truth here.

I don't believe Ralph threatened to rape her, but I believe that Faith told Methboy he did. It doesn't sound like Methboy believes the rape allegations Faith made anymore.

It's less about trusting Methboy and more of how pathetic he is which acts as a honesty filter in some capacity. He's still hoping that him and Faith will be "best friends" and be in love again according to tweets linked from a couple pages ago. Sad! Get over her. There's millions of fucked up women out there that didn't fuck the Gunt, if that's your type.

He's turning into more and more of an SJW. Whenever an SJW produced piece of media flops, it's the audience's fault. So if Dick makes a "joke" and nobody laughs, why everyone else is stupid. It couldn't just be because it is unfunny crap from an increasingly fried brain.

It makes sense. Dick is libertarian and the modern Libertarian Party cosigns almost every SJW issue wholesale sprinkled with free-market rhetoric. The party departed with Ron Paul influenced views such as repealing the Civil Rights Act of 1964, etc. Seriously, check the Libertarian Party and Party officials Twitter accounts. They're insane.

A lot of people that subscribe to libertarianism (not all mind you, but a lot) do so because they're social degenerates that want an ideology that will run cover for that. Dick might be able to cite some libertarian talking points on economics, but I doubt he believes most of them given his experience at trying to build his own Patreon alternative and running into the issue of banks not wanting to handle payment processing for individuals engaged in lawful speech/behavior.

4. Ralph and Faith will have some sort of horrifying Lovecraftian swinger arrangement with the Digis.

I started listening to Ralph's last month or two shows on 2x since my last post on occasion, mainly just paying attention to the first and last half and donation messages. I can't remember the episode, but it was when he met up with the Reilly (of The Dick Show) and the Digis.

The reason why it stood out to me is because evidently Digibro's GF called out Ralph in chat and said something like "Digibro was with us too" and Ralph saw it/acknowledge it and stated that he said Digibro was there too.

It's like she didn't want to give the impression she was hanging out with the Gunt alone.

IIRC, doesn't Faith classify herself as a "pansexual" which from my understanding means that you're bisexual but open to sex with trans people.

I have to think he's tried to hit up the Digis for some sort of sexual orgy given that he was trying to get a threesome going with Ade seeing as how the Digis are degenerates and seem to live closer to Ralph, or at least visit him. Whether it happened or not I have no idea, but I think he definitely proposed it.

 

[Unog]

I'll rephrase. I feel like a loving parent wouldn't pull out all the stops to get their kid back & then complain about it being a waste of money. (Or at least not openly.)

I can't imagine it's easy realizing that you've been conned by your own kid.

Everyone gets a bit salty when they've been had, no matter who it was that fleeced them. When it comes to parents getting fleeced by their kids, well, it happens more often than you'd think and such people can and do come from homes as good and significantly better than the one that raised Faith.

Genetics are a lottery, sometimes you get the kid that's genetically wired to be a piece of shit. It happens.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Vickers addressed this on Twitter earlier:

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Okay, fair enough.

Also hi Mr. Vickers. I'm a bit tough on parents for. . .reasons. Don't mind me.

EDIT: Wait, why am I apologizing? I'm still right.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Ralph goes back to prison and cheats on Fai there (willingly or not).
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

Place bets NOW!

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I have high hopes for #metoo incident in Ralph's future.

 

[Sam Losco]

Also yeah, sure Ralph, it's to prove it to your supporters.

Gotcha.
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Is that Soph? Cause that really looks like Soph.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

Place bets NOW!

Ralph proposing wouldn't shock me in the slightest. Gotta lock it in, you know... for the fans.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph proposing wouldn't shock me in the slightest. Gotta lock it in, you know... for the fans.

I second this. Fai is going to be bugging him for a wedding ring to really show the A-Logs..

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

Place bets NOW!

This is a ticking time bomb and I just can't wait to see the explosion.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Is that Soph? Cause that really looks like Soph.

I’m pretty the Gunt can’t tell either and that how he likes it.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I was inspired by the gay-trans-BLM pride flag. Came out shitty but oh well.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Vickers addressed this on Twitter earlier:

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This man is a total lolcow. Normal human beings just shrug when people in a somewhat obscure internet forum talk shit about them, but not a cow. No a cow has to argue and be right, to push it as far as they can to "own the haydurs" and "correct the record." It's what separates cows from regular people.

This girl was doomed from the start.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

Place bets NOW!

Fai drains the 50k in savings and the gunt gets worked over by a child

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

IIRC, doesn't Faith classify herself as a "pansexual" which from my understanding means that you're bisexual but open to sex with trans people.

Bi-fags still like feminine penis. Pansexual is simply Bi for pretentious fucks. I don't see it lasting another 20 or so years like some other genderspecial shit, simply because this one is so redundant and stupid. Just wanted to clarify for you.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Fai drains the 50k in savings and the gunt gets worked over by a child

This too. Proposal, and savings drain. The way her dad speaks shows they have enough money to throw around for pretty expensive vacations yearly and to have to go one year without is unheard of, so she expects much more than trailer park living.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Also yeah, sure Ralph, it's to prove it to your supporters.

Gotcha.
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the position he decided to take this photo in could not have possibly given off worse vibes.