🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Delicious Diversity said:
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I seriously think Ralph is completely devoid of critical-thinking skills. Any normal person looking at that picture before posting it would realise it sends off major pedo vibes and take a new one. It looks like he's kidnapped Soph and is holding her hostage.

Ralph, when are you going to realise you just aren't good at this and give up on 'owning the trolls'? Must you continue to nourish us with delicious corn? Have you embraced this purpose in life?
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You guys are overthinking all this. He's sucking up the sweet scent of Fai's Farts. He's putting her in a chokehold from behind so he can get closer to what he loves, closer to god so to speak, the shit factory.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
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I'm going divorce light. They get engaged in the next month, over the course of planning a weddin' Fai will get bored of Ralph and start hitting on guys. Ralph will find out, throw a tantrum, and Fai will leave him for someone else.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I'm going divorce light. They get engaged in the next month, over the course of planning a weddin' Fai will get bored of Ralph and start hitting on guys. Ralph will find out, throw a tantrum, and Fai will leave him for someone else.
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I'm going to optimist post and say they'll have a wedding... and use it for content for the killstream.

WHO ELSE BRINGS YOU HITS LIKE THESE? WHO ELSE LIVESTREAMS THEIR WEDDIN' FOR THEIR FANS? WHO? NOBODY, NOBODY! TELL EM GATOR!
 
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Here's a continuation screenshot of Chris being pathetic. Should pick up about where the other full page one left off.
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gran_autismo said:
I never said he cared more about money than his children, I said that she'd gone around saying her parents neglected her and I'd believe it with the way she turned out. I also said that I felt for the guy because this all sucks and if this were one of my kids I'd be fucking mental right now.

I've made it clear that I think she's a scumbag that's been lying to her parents and weird orbiters that she's trapped over the years and anything she says can't be trusted. As for the rest, plenty of people have had threads about them, their family, even their dead tragic fucking tard babies on the farms and haven't engaged with the farms directly so stop your dick riding.
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That's true, my bad and my apologies on that one. Your second point is still dumb as plenty of children can turn out shit with good parents and a good environment.

Like i said in the first part i don't really care about the lolcow thing as in if he is or is not one and i am aware of those things. I don't think this man taking and answering questions from the kiwi farms is that bad considering all that has happened and the amount of questions and holes in everybody's stories. I wasn't dick riding, my point was more about how you kept trying to frame the farther in a certain way and it being retarded to do so.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
I'm going to optimist post and say they'll have a wedding... and use it for content for the killstream.

WHO ELSE BRINGS YOU HITS LIKE THESE? WHO ELSE LIVESTREAMS THEIR WEDDIN' FOR THEIR FANS? WHO? NOBODY, NOBODY! TELL EM GATOR!
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Their wedding will look even more Islamic than Nora's... I mean, there's no way Fai is going to allow her teeth to be visible on the day of her wedding while being live-streamed. She will have a veil or something over her face, she'll basically be in a burka, child-bride to her aging grey-haired looks-like-her-uncle gunt-groom. Very... 🇲🇷🇲🇻🇸🇬🇹🇷🇹🇲🇹🇳🇸🇦🇵🇰🇮🇶🇮🇷🇨🇨🇩🇿🇦🇫 Halal...
 
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Unog said:
Plot Twist: Ethan's actually getting back with her because she threatened to press charges for the sextape leak if he didn't.
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The humiliations increase, Faith's hunger to degrade Ethan grows daily. This would be the best of all possible worlds.

There's no way this would be the only blackmail she'd have on him (serving alcohol to a minor, drugs, etc.)
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Here is another one of Ralph's fans not using their brain pertaining to the Hostage Picture tweet chain.

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Yeah I guess it is none of our business but Ralph makes it our business by making his personal life public.
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"Your personal life is not for our entertainment" - now that, dear Twitter user, is where you're wrong...
🤣:gunt::gunt::gunt:🤣
 
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johnisdeer said:
That's true, my bad and my apologies on that one. Your second point is still dumb as plenty of children can turn out shit with good parents and a good environment.

Like i said in the first part i don't really care about the lolcow thing as in if he is or is not one and i am aware of those things. I don't think this man taking and answering questions from the kiwi farms is that bad considering all that has happened and the amount of questions and holes in everybody's stories. I wasn't dick riding, my point was more about how you kept trying to frame the farther in a certain way and it being retarded to do so.
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It's fine man, shit gets heated but there's no point fighting over this tard drama.

Here's a quick case for why I've been saying what I've been saying. She's been at this for YEARS. If this were one of my kids and I found out that they'd been up to scamming and lying who knows how many people online and to me the entire time she was a teenager, I'd see that as a major failing on my part as a parent. No, you can't watch everything they do and even if you do everything right they can end up fucked up, but holy shit man she's only 18 and she's already a mile below sea level right out of high school.

Neglect and abuse are not the same thing, and even if her parents were neglectful or abusive that doesn't excuse her behaving the way she does. She's an adult now, she's responsible for herself. I feel bad for the parents because I can see myself in their shoes, but I don't buy the narrative that this is a total mystery and unexpected. She's been this way for years apparently, but they act surprised when she dips in the night and skips out to live in the crackshack? They only now figured out she's been deceiving them to this extent? That's either neglectful or willfully blind, either way you go it's not good.

Hopefully they're able to take some lessons from this one and apply it to their younger children. Daughters are always tougher though.
 
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johnisdeer said:
Pictured: A Gunted Man holding his child bride captive. Fear and regret quite plainly shine out from her cold dead eyes, the pupils enlarged from either drugs or sheer terror. Circa. 2020- Year of the Conner Corn moon.

Edit: Also why in nearly every pic with a girl/gf he has his hand/arm around the neck/throat. Is it a stylistic choice? a habit? what the heck.
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Disheveled Human said:
Here is another one of Ralph's fans not using their brain pertaining to the Hostage Picture tweet chain.

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Yeah I guess it is none of our business but Ralph makes it our business by making his personal life public.
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It's not your business if you post about it😐people who say mind your business is retarded, it once its shared on a public platform then its everyone's business.
 
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