Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[lamp shade]

Well, she got what she wanted. Some publication to feature her as a victim for the fat cause.

Remember when people used to fact check before posting articles?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She's just doubling down on the stupid with that fucking dress, she claims she was on worst-dressed lists, but no one has been able to find one site that said this.

Some sites say they didn't care for the dress, but Tess herself looked ok.
She just moves the goalposts as she goes along, then claims ok, she wasn't on best/worst dressed lists, she's being ignored cause she's fat.

She's as exhausting to be around as Musty. I feel like she sucks all of the oxygen out of a place she's in.

 

[Water-T]

Jesus Christ, Tess - can you fucking do something other than stare at your phone like some teenage girl doing a bathroom selfie? Either learn to emote (no, that "dead fish" look doesn't count) or get Jolene to take your photo. The latter option is best, since Messy Tessy clearly doesn't have the mental coherence to set up a shot AND pose.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Woo, lots of bullshit. Didn't bother opening the graphics program because it's late and I have work soon, therefore I can't afford to drink myself into oblivion and that's inevitably what happens when I stare at pixels made by dumb fucks with cameras.

Still, screen shots are big, so they're under a spoiler.

Spoiler: Dumbassery Ahoy!

This right here is why I won't bother with any further staring at these images. Because her fucking elbow. I have already grabbed a tasty adult beverage thanks to that shit. I mean, WTF?!!? I know she's inhaled enough cake to feed Ethiopia, but this makes it real evident. Her elbow fat has its own dedicated fat roll. That's impressive.

Confirmation of hotel. Nice cheap rolling luggage there, Tess.

And if you look carefully, you can see her panty line. So that 4x is fitting like a fucking second skin. Yikes.

Finally, I'm no purse fanatic, so I have no fucking clue what kind of bag this is. Just thought I'd bring it up because I know there's some folks here that are really into handbags and can give us all a general idea as to the make/model/year/approximate cost/quality of it.

 

[Water-T]

Confirmation of hotel. Nice cheap rolling luggage there, Tess.

Another day, another fat fetish paypig to fuck.

 

[Trombonista]

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I love the first tweet. Even black people know that "all white people are racist" isn't entirely true.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

My guess is that she has a friend that lets her use this space for free. Probably someone who works in a hotel or has an airBnB that is empty now since California is void of tourists. I'm just waiting for her OnlyFans, betting money on that appearing on 2020!

edit. Apparently I was drunk or something, so many typos....

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FinnaBinna]

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Is it just me or do her eyes in these new fabletics photos look swollen? Like she’s been crying? Or is it the injections? I wonder if she is crying because she’s getting called out on Twitter. She has made an arse out of herself as usual. ... it’s her own fault. Tess can talk all the shit she wants but, she is her own worst enemy because her mouth consistently gets her into trouble. She can’t stop being the woke heroine to the masses but, what she don’t realize is the woke mob devours their own.

 

[lamp shade]

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I wasn’t expecting it to blow up! That’s why I posted about it multiple times over a period of several days in a desperate attempt to stay relevant!

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

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That wallpaper is from the Sunset Tower Hotel where her facialist joanna vargas has a spa that tess regularly goes to for her "perfect" skin.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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she's really gonna double down on it being about that dress/her being a fat ass and not touch the fact multiple black women were calling her out.
Especially some of them calling her out on her all white people are racist BS.

 

[John Milton]

That wallpaper is from the Sunset Tower Hotel where her facialist joanna vargas has a spa that tess regularly goes to for her "perfect" skin.

And Tess says is her bedroom

 

[Constellationzero]

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First of all, if you're sofa king exhausted being treated differently in fashion...you could...I don't know...LEAVE and get a job at McDick's. There's no downside! You'll still be earning money that you'll never spend on your children because you NEED champagne cake and tard scribbles. You'll be surrounded by your favorite thing: shitty junk food, and the best part is you'll be working a career worthy of your true paygrade and educational status!

"I don't need your validation." LOL.
Then get the entire fuck OFF the internet and PARENT your children. FYI: Parenting means interacting, teaching good morals and proper boundaries, cooking healthy meals, and seeing to their education. I know it's soooper difficult because you reaawwwy reaawwwy neeeedz your sheet cakes and shitty tattoos.

Christ...

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess admits to being a lazy activist:

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tess really needs to learn that if she's gonna shovel humble pie into other people's mouths, that she needs to be willing to eat a little bit herself.

Who am I kidding? Even if it were actual, literal pie, she wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

 

[Papaya23]

I'm a bit late to the strawberry dress party, but is she actually trying to make a thing out of the fact that a fucking tulle dress debuting in January didn't catch on until summer?

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I'm a bit late to the strawberry dress party, but is she actually trying to make a thing out of the fact that a fucking tulle dress debuting in January didn't catch on until summer?

Yes, she is whining that younger and thinner women wear it on Tik Tok and made it popular. While no one cared that she wore it first, because she is fat. Which is -of course- horse shit, as there are plenty of articles about her in that dress.

She even tried to string along black people, which hilariously backfired.

Then she claimed that she turned up on worst dressed lists -because fatphobic media- but failed to provide any links to the source. Because the source is her ass. This also backfired.

Now she says she never made such claims and managed to get another article about her. She must still have ties to some BuzzFeed tier media outlets. It's hilarious and ridiculous at the same time.

 

[OttoWest]

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Finally, I'm no purse fanatic, so I have no fucking clue what kind of bag this is. Just thought I'd bring it up because I know there's some folks here that are really into handbags and can give us all a general idea as to the make/model/year/approximate cost/quality of it.

Looks to be just a makeup bag/zippered toilette case. A knock off done in the style of Stephen Sprouse’s graffiti bags for Louis Vuitton back in the early 00’s.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]