🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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If you have a relationship younger than a month and you get hit or revenge porned and go back into their arms, you are literally asking for it.

Doesn't make Ralph any less of a scumbag, it just means he'll get away with it, at least until he hauls off and punches her in the face for some dumb shit she does, which is probably coming.
 
Courts are very lazy and prosecutors don't like Internet shit. Anyone hoping for a trial on anything, especially avant garde "the minor is the pornographer" cases that would be horrifically unpopular with the public, is very optimistic.
Yeah I don't expect anything to come of it. Doesn't make it any dumber of a thing to admit to.
 
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Courts are very lazy and prosecutors don't like Internet shit. Anyone hoping for a trial on anything, especially avant garde "the minor is the pornographer" cases that would be horrifically unpopular with the public, is very optimistic.
Are you going on any other shows before you put the gunt to bed?
 
no, i'm still watching this evolve but I'm hoping to never talk about these people again on stream.
I'm very much aligned with the idea of you being done with this crowd. At best, they've done very little to aid you, or at worst done nothing but harm your interests overall. The trials and tribulations they bring with them make none of it worth it, imho.
 
Matt missed his calling. He should interview people more.
If Matt Jarbo really wanted to be smart then he would pivot and milk his Uber Eats situation of all its worth. Call it Boulder Dash. Whatever.

It was funny on the face of it when Matt would call in from between deliveries to add his 2 cents. The novelty of it meant that it almost didn't matter what he was saying at the time. If the guy just moved his boring daily topical news content to his car then he would have the benefit of a goofy gimmick setting as well as having the chance to add some desperately needed honest personality to his channel. "Look at this fucking asshole. MOVE."

The novelty wouldn't do much in the long run but it would still be beneficial. Talking while driving would definitely help him sound more authentic and less forced. He'd be too distracted by the road to do anything other than talk off the cuff. Matt will always be milquetoast and reddit, but at least hosting a show from his car would be something.
 
She could herself face charges for producing CP. Being underage is no excuse for breaking the law, and California law is not on her side:
Ethan cancels for a day to take the heat off and own the alogs with a pic of his child bride and the same day its revealed that she distributed cp and that she was probably groomed by dick and his gf infiltrating her school. He'll there might be a chance dick gave her or hooked her up with connections to drugs as well
 
Ethan cancels for a day to take the heat off and own the alogs with a pic of his child bride and the same day its revealed that she distributed cp and that she was probably groomed by dick and his gf infiltrating her school. He'll there might be a chance dick gave her or hooked her up with connections to drugs as well
It's been a hell of a fucking morning I'll give you that. :story:
 
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She went back. And Ralph took her back. Holy Christ.

No, you know what? The gunt and the cunt deserve each other. I'm shipping Faithan now. White trash has never been trashier.

Too bad COPS is cancelled. They had a future as a drunken white trash couple in a DV incident. If only they'd been cousins.
 
no, i'm still watching this evolve but I'm hoping to never talk about these people again on stream.
Great you need to plan your wedding to miss serbia 20XX and stop wasting time on silly four horseman shit
Ethan cancels for a day to take the heat off and own the alogs with a pic of his child bride and the same day its revealed that she distributed cp and that she was probably groomed by dick and his gf infiltrating her school. He'll there might be a chance dick gave her or hooked her up with connections to drugs as well
You never know whats going to happen on the killstream indeed.
If Matt Jarbo really wanted to be smart then he would pivot and milk his Uber Eats situation of all its worth. Call it Boulder Dash. Whatever.

It was funny on the face of it when Matt would call in from between deliveries to add his 2 cents. The novelty of it meant that it almost didn't matter what he was saying at the time. If the guy just moved his boring daily topical news content to his car then he would have the benefit of a goofy gimmick setting as well as having the chance to add some desperately needed honest personality to his channel. "Look at this fucking asshole. MOVE."

The novelty wouldn't do much in the long run but it would still be beneficial. Talking while driving would definitely help him sound more authentic and less forced. He'd be too distracted by the road to do anything other than talk off the cuff. Matt will always be milquetoast and reddit, but at least hosting a show from his car would be something.
Its sort of ironic that Matt is so much more charismatic in leaked audio than on his main channel. Him talking shit about skeptic was legitimately more entertaining than anything he did on his channels. He can keep up the multiple videos a day but just have them be during deliveries like you said.
 
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"THEY'RE TRYING TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAK ME!"
This clip is too good, the mustache makes it funnier too and the Ah Ah as well . Godwinson in a fat suit gets my vote to play ralph when they make his life into a Lifetime special.

Edit: some of his impressions are pretty good as well like the mike redbar one from the same stream. His MI6 training really has done him well.
 
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Why do these people, or even just anyone in general, openly admit to doing extremely illegal shit on the internet? Alcohol, Autism, and Drugs aside. Why do so many people do this kind of shit? You're live on fucking air, even really stupid people can keep their mouth shut, why is it so hard?

Especially with pedo shit. Not only illegal, but without competition the most reviled fucking thing you can possible be. (Edit: Typo)
 
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jackin it while the big black bull (prepped) goes in for destruction....

Or bibble, digiped, diginee and dick gangbang her.

Chris just said that Faith sent him photos of herself in the shower while at Ralph's house.

Edit - Including Instagram video call.

In that Instagram call ralph is arguing with his mom to take an uber.
Nick has apparently banned discussion of the revenge porn on his streams.

Which nick? White nationalist nick or the shitty lawyer who tried suggesting to ralph to sue us?


So ralph can't bring up Matt holding a girl at knifepoint anymore?
 
"nobody cared who i was until i groomed a 18 year old girl"
that picture makes her look like a hostage. Ralph just cant stop himself can he? he must do everything to prove karen farms wrong.
 
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I called it, along with 49 other KINGS.

Not gonna lie, your post made me feel like negrodamus as I also voted that shit lol

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