Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[High Tea]

He made a comment about how jacked his nephew is now, and followed it up with something to the effect of "There's no way I'm letting Digibro anywhere near him". This was before he spoke to Null on sunday's show.

He also said pretty explicitly to Null in their conversation that he thinks we should be doing everything we can to keep them away from kids. I think he's answered that question in pretty certain terms.

Then that implies he knows he's a danger but refuses to acknowledge it publicly because he would have to admit he lets a dangerous person around him for money and/or clout.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I can't believe how far out in the weeds the conversation with @Null got. Like jesus christ, this person sexually stimulates himself thinking of children. If he uses cartoons as an aid or if it's illegal or not is irrelevant. Are you disgusted by someone being sexually aroused by children yes or no? You can find something disgusting without thinking it should be illegal.

It's like they use this little trick every time criticism of any of their little vices comes up. "OH so you want to make everything illegal now Tipper Gore? Sorry did my pedo cartoons offend you Jerry Falwell? Oh wwow Jack Thompson's trying to take our cubporn over here get a load of this!"

 

[Endu]

How long until Dick MAP-Person's podcast becomes swarmed with pedos who think of it as a safe haven?
Unless that's already the case

 

[Sped Xing]

Why does he suck so hard in analogies?

He's opposite day Mike Stoklasa. Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

The hypocrisy is killing me.
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Does anyone remember the "Bad Hombre" aka Tito aka Abrahan L Morales who called into Maddox's show and used to shitpost on Dick's Reddit? Yeah that dude got busted for having CP and Dick and all the Dickheads back then loved to attack him and by extension Maddox for being a pedo-defender. Now people on Kiwifarms are Karens for thinking Digibro is a fucking scumbag. I guess they were all Karens back then? Maybe the Bad Hombre imagined himself as the little girl too?

Dax pedoguarding this unfunny degenerate is just disgusting. If Digibro was an enemy we all know Dick would be calling him a pedo too.

If fruit emojis turn you on, that's weird. Yes, DD, I agree.

It's mortifying how unfunny he is.

It's mortifying I ever found him amusing.

Maddox and Maddax were a true Yin & Yang pair. Where George's failure stems from a lack of communication with his audience and lack of communication with reality Dax thinks he can spin the truth away just by yapping away.

Dax can still save himself if he could just find someone who'd slap some reality to him.

Save himself? Maybe. Redeem himself? No.


If his patreon takes no hit, and I don't expect it to, it says alot about are society terrible things about his fans.

 

[Had]

How long until Dick MAP-Person's podcast becomes swarmed with pedos who think of it as a safe haven?
Unless that's already the case

soon they'll only be furries, pedos and pedo furries

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/eg21kn/furry_orgy_picsdrawings/

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

It's like they use this little trick every time criticism of any of their little vices comes up. "OH so you want to make everything illegal now Tipper Gore? Sorry did my pedo cartoons offend you Jerry Falwell? Oh wwow Jack Thompson's trying to take our cubporn over here get a load of this!"

I honestly want some one to say "Yes I want to ban it AND throw your ass in a gas chamber. I ain't Tipper Gore I'm Hitler bitch." If they're gonna do a ridiculous non-argument may is well do a ridiculous response.

 

[TadGhostal22]

Then that implies he knows he's a danger but refuses to acknowledge it publicly because he would have to admit he lets a dangerous person around him for money and/or clout.

Is he going to child rape a 40 year old man? Yeah he shouldn't be around him but I don't think he is a danger to him or anyone around him specifically. He doesn't have children. 80s girl has to be close to no eggs. Do they have backyard barbecues on the weekend? Do they have parties? Or is it twice a year he comes into a studio and does weird sperg stuff for a few hours. I'm also pretty sure every one in that house could beat him like a mule. Including the women.

 

[Null]

Yeah it's really cool that he got put on a match list because of you and your associations then you immediately dump him after there isn't any money there. Over some tenuous friend of a friend is my enemy pedophile shit.


Do you even feel bad about that? It really irks me that he did something for this specific sphere of the internet. Especially and explicitly to attempt to help you and got burned. Vordrak would never have went after NP2 if it wasn't for you specifically.

At least the gunt didn't disassociate with him immediately after the money processing dried up.

I am immensely appreciative for the help and I tried my best during the last weeks of NP2 to inform everyone exactly how much he helped us.

 

[TadGhostal22]

I am immensely appreciative for the help and I tried my best during the last weeks of NP2 to inform everyone exactly how much he helped us.

Cool. I was mad at the internet and now I am very much less so.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

How long until Dick MAP-Person's podcast becomes swarmed with pedos who think of it as a safe haven?
Unless that's already the case

It happens fast, I'm guessing very soon. With how connected everything is, the second pedos hear that there's a large podcast advocating """for their rights""", they'll swarm it.

Will Dick have the balls to tell them to fuck off? That's the real question. If they're paying... then no, he won't.

 

[High Tea]

Is he going to child rape a 40 year old man? Yeah he shouldn't be around him but I don't think he is a danger to him or anyone around him specifically. He doesn't have children. 80s girl has to be close to no eggs. Do they have backyard barbecues on the weekend? Do they have parties? Or is it twice a year he comes into a studio and does weird sperg stuff for a few hours. I'm also pretty sure every one in that house could beat him like a mule. Including the women.

I wasn't implying he was a dangerous person to him. Dax has accepted the risk and deemed it minimal. But if indeed he does not want Digi around his nephew, he has to hope his nephew doesn't pop in to visit when Digi is there. And just because your home isn't a bank, doesn't mean you invite bank robbers over for a barbecue.

 

[Sped Xing]

Dick will welcome them Temba His Arms Wide.


He already did so with the furries and the incels.

 

[Never Scored]

Look, normal fucking people do not subscribe to Patreons. If you're banging some fat bag of meat who draws animals fucking for money on Twitter you're a chad in this circle. These are the absolute dregs of society. Lolicon aside, these are people who beat off to cartoons and have no social circle outside of the Discord. Dick knows it and you're lying to yourself if you think regular fucking guys listen to TDS. Dick is the geeky kid in highschool who was borderline normal enough to get a girlfriend and that makes him absolute god tier to the kind of people who pay to comment on the fucking Killstream or a Mr. Metokour stream, but make no mistake, Dick is an absolute fucking geek making a show for other geeks in his basement. For fuck's sakes, one of his cohosts makes movie length reviews of Star Wars.

Blue collar truckers subscribe to Rogan or Adam Carolla or Ben Sharpio or Dave Ramsay on iTunes, sit through the ads and occasionally buy a bidet or manscapping kit using the code Rogan. Let's drop the delusion that your average person is listening to this shit. Look up top comedy podcats on iTunes. You scroll for pages and pages and The Dick Show doesn't even come up. It is as insignificant as a pimple on Ralph's gunt. It is nothing outside a group of like 50,000 terrible spergs that spend too much time online and I include myself in that, but I'm not spergy enough to subscribe to someone's patreon. Can we all stop blowing smoke up Dick's ass by pretending his show is something more significant than it actually is? If Dick blew his brains out it probably wouldn't even make the 5 o'clock news in LA.

(I originally edited this into my last post but I took so long to type it out I cut and pasted it into a new post)

 

[Robert James]

Is he going to child rape a 40 year old man? Yeah he shouldn't be around him but I don't think he is a danger to him or anyone around him specifically. He doesn't have children. 80s girl has to be close to no eggs. Do they have backyard barbecues on the weekend? Do they have parties? Or is it twice a year he comes into a studio and does weird sperg stuff for a few hours. I'm also pretty sure every one in that house could beat him like a mule. Including the women.

You're ignoring the fact that the man has an immensity popular podcast already on the ropes for being anti woke that will lose the tenuous support of the free speach advocates because he's brought a pedo on multiple times to talk about how much he loves jacking off to fantasies of fucking little kids. Unless dick locks Digi up and keeps him away from children there is always the chance digi could take the next step at some point. Sure if digi kept this to himself it may not be a problem but he broadcast his love for fantasies of little children and Dick isn't exactly mocking him for his retarded actions. Josh's advice was not to associate with him because it would cause his end and hurt rackets and the earthworm guy standing with the church. I hate to use the term but he is trying to normalize a harmful action.


I still love that we got the gem of knowledge that mainstream comedians love pedophile jokes, always expected it with Louis C.K. rant about wanting to fuck a dead baby but dick let us know that they all love a good joke about abusing kids.

 

[MemeGrey]

Will Dick have the balls to tell them to fuck off? That's the real question. If they're paying... then no, he won't.

Sean already advocated for NOMAPs and everybody glossed over it.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Then that implies he knows he's a danger but refuses to acknowledge it publicly because he would have to admit he lets a dangerous person around him for money and/or clout.

You can draw all the implications that you want, but he said several things during his conversation with Null that pretty explicitly delineate his stance on a lot of the theories that people are floating around here.

RE: money and/or clout, Null's main point when he spoke to dick, whether it was his intent or not, was to explain to him that his association with digi was going to be detrimental for him in exactly those 2 categories. Dick foolishly is choosing to ignore that advice because he feels beholden to Digi for whatever reason. I struggle to see the Bialystock-ian scheme that allows Dick to profit off of shielding a reprehensible degenerate with a fraction of the reach/clout/money he himself has.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Sean already advocated for NOMAPs and everybody glossed over it.

I haven't actually listened for a long time now. Do you know exactly what he said? Not shocking, tbh, considering they said that trans kids are "just having fun"

 

[Robert James]

So is dick the sacrifice for next years corn harvest or is he just fallout from Ethan's sacrifice?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

So is dick the sacrifice for next years corn harvest or is he just fallout from Ethan's sacrifice?

A little bit of both.

 

[MemeGrey]

I haven't actually listened for a long time now. Do you know exactly what he said? Not shocking, tbh, considering they said that trans kids are "just having fun"

It gets cut off but he clearly says "oh but that doesn't mean he'll ever do anything with a real child"

https://youtu.be/vN5zuIRLUaE?t=53m50s