Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

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For the low low price of just forty dollars, you too can wear a t-shirt with an old picture of Tess (she sure as hell isnt that “skinny” now) on it while she’s trying very hard to adhere to beauty standards. At least put a recent, unphotoshopped pic on it. Perhaps a pic of her eating a sheet cake?

She was never that skinny, that picture was photoshopped to hell

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Miss Misery]

I know, the setup is similar to most published photos at Sunset - the two brass lamps over the bed, the exact Kohler fixtures in the bathroom - but I haven't found an exposed white brick wall room yet.

There is a possibility that it's the bedroom of the newly redecorated suite, which has similar walls. I can't find any photos of rhe bedroom at the suite, just what the staircase looks like. And since the staircase is extremely identifiable, she would never photograph it and claim it's her house.

It could also be from any number of WeHo boutique hotels. But like I said, the decor is really close to that of the spa, wherw her friend Joanna works. I'm wondering if one of the rooms shares a wall with the spa, and that's why it's the same white exposed brick.

The aesthetic of the room isn't the Sunset Tower at all though, it's more like The Standard or the Riot House, but even cheaper.

I bet it's an AirBnB nearby, if anyone more autistic and patient than me wants to look here's a link.

 

[Rotogravure]

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Just to add to the Sunset Tower Hotel or not debate, the outside concrete railing matches.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Just to add to the Sunset Tower Hotel or not debate, the outside concrete railing matches.

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Pretty sure the bathroom and her room are two different locations. Bathroom is Sunset tower and bedroom has to be an airbnb because there is nothing in it that fits her usual aesthetic

 

[maggots]

The aesthetic of the room isn't the Sunset Tower at all though, it's more like The Standard or the Riot House, but even cheaper.

I bet it's an AirBnB nearby, if anyone more autistic and patient than me wants to look here's a link.

This lady is annoying and I think I found the apartment she keeps taking photos in. This is my first post here, so I’m sorry if the formatting is a mess, I do enjoy this thread and wanted to contribute something worthwhile.

AirBnB apartment-

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There are a few differences with the bedroom, like the color of the bedroom and the walls of the bedroom. The bathroom and kitchen seem to match pretty well. It’s a start. Also, you can rent monthly-

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It’s full through August too-

It seems like she has been there since July, the kitchen from her birthday cake shot video looks like it matches the Air BnB which is from July. I’m not 100% on this, but maybe someone else with a better eye can help.

Spoiler: Air Bnb link

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/262771...f13b&s=42&_branch_match_id=824778256058511687

 

[OttoWest]

The “diversity” is practically self-parody. Every model is super fat, one is in a wheelchair, and she got two ugly gay dudes to dress up in women’s clothing. I’m sure some of them “identify” as some special something but really, she just got a bunch of fatasses together and took pictures in ugly clothing. The pieces themselves are nothing special and look like H&M. Also love the fact that she looks like she’s wearing a gigantic basketball net as a skirt. Black people love basketball!

That would be three ugly gay dudes. Jari Jones is the troon from the Calvin Klein billboard.


Going from a CK campaign to Tess’s cheap t-shirt line is a definite step down, even if the CK gig itself was pure woke tokenism (wokenism?)

 

[NSFW]

The “diversity” is practically self-parody. Every model is super fat, one is in a wheelchair, and she got two ugly gay dudes to dress up in women’s clothing. I’m sure some of them “identify” as some special something but really, she just got a bunch of fatasses together and took pictures in ugly clothing. The pieces themselves are nothing special and look like H&M. Also love the fact that she looks like she’s wearing a gigantic basketball net as a skirt. Black people love basketball!

It’s like the Burger King Kids Club, there has to be a wheelchair person. She just needs a model with Down’s, an amputee, and someone with vitiligo. All gender fluid and black of course.

She’s seriously just using people as props at this point, it’s gross.

Spoiler: BK Kids Club - Where are they now?

 

[A Warm Cup of Covfefe]

This lady is annoying and I think I found the apartment she keeps taking photos in. This is my first post here, so I’m sorry if the formatting is a mess, I do enjoy this thread and wanted to contribute something worthwhile.

AirBnB apartment-

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There are a few differences with the bedroom, like the color of the bedroom and the walls of the bedroom. The bathroom and kitchen seem to match pretty well. It’s a start. Also, you can rent monthly-

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It’s full through August too-

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It seems like she has been there since July, the kitchen from her birthday cake shot video looks like it matches the Air BnB which is from July. I’m not 100% on this, but maybe someone else with a better eye can help.

Spoiler: Air Bnb link

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/262771...f13b&s=42&_branch_match_id=824778256058511687

I'm not autist enough to go through and try to figure it out but this looks like a winner.

 

[Salubrious]

I think I've been on the Farms too long, because I can't think of Tess Holiday without thinking of those old SAT Analogies.

Tess Holiday : Ashley Graham :: Darksydephil : DrDisrespect

Right down to the jealously and narcissism.

 

[Burn Book]

I don't agree she's dropped the modeling aspirations and is just looking for a husband. The entire strawberry dress mess was very obviously a calculated move to get some attention and hopefully go viral. That's how she got famous, after all. She thinks if she can do it again, she will get modeling jobs again, too. But the times have changed, and so has her body - remember that the thing that made her stand out among other plus-size models was that her face looked relatively normal, despite the size of her body. Well, those days are long gone. Her strategy won't work again.

The dress was going viral, so she decided since she wore that dress, she could try to turn all that viral attention to her. But people don't give a shit about a random "model" who wore this once, especially because she's in her 30s and the dress is mostly popular among teenagers/younger 20 somethings, they don't know her and don't know why they should care.

Plus, I doubt many people will like either the attempts at shaming them for not caring about this dress when Tess wore it (even though very few people knew she ever wore it in the first place) nor an article calling them Hitlers for wanting to wear this dress while skinny. Even social justice people want cute dresses to be something fun, not a social justice battle for the sake of some random white scammer.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That would be three ugly gay dudes. Jari Jones is the troon from the Calvin Klein billboard.

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Going from a CK campaign to Tess’s cheap t-shirt line is a definite step down, even if the CK gig itself was pure woke tokenism (wokenism?)

They could at least have found a troon who doesn't look like s/he has Downs syndrome or some other chromosomal deformity. This person is downright unpleasant to look at, and for once it's not because of fatness.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

This lady is annoying and I think I found the apartment she keeps taking photos in. This is my first post here, so I’m sorry if the formatting is a mess, I do enjoy this thread and wanted to contribute something worthwhile.

AirBnB apartment-

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There are a few differences with the bedroom, like the color of the bedroom and the walls of the bedroom. The bathroom and kitchen seem to match pretty well. It’s a start. Also, you can rent monthly-

Spoiler

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It’s full through August too-

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It seems like she has been there since July, the kitchen from her birthday cake shot video looks like it matches the Air BnB which is from July. I’m not 100% on this, but maybe someone else with a better eye can help.

Spoiler: Air Bnb link

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/262771...f13b&s=42&_branch_match_id=824778256058511687

Good find! One of her fat fetishists must have put Tess up there because there is absolutely no way that she can afford it. If she can’t afford her own shitbox apartment, she sure as shit can’t afford a monthlong stay at a nice apartment.

That’s a fairly common sugar daddy arrangement: pay for an apartment and cover the bills and he can stop by any time he wants. That would definitely explain Tess’s blatant thirst for finding a man, with those closely cropped and thoroughly manipulated and photoshopped cleavage shots, combined with her increase of “sex work is real work” garbage.

It goes without saying of course that Bowie or Rylee are not staying with her. She wants to give the fantasy that her sugar daddy can have her all to himself, I doubt he even knows she has any kids. There’s a definite nonzero chance that she thinks her chances improve if she can just find someone to offload Bowie on.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It goes without saying of course that Bowie or Rylee are not staying with her. She wants to give the fantasy that her sugar daddy can have her all to himself, I doubt he even knows she has any kids. There’s a definite nonzero chance that she thinks her chances improve if she can just find someone to offload Bowie on.

She strikes me as 100% the kind of person who would dump her children back onto their grandmother because “mummy still loves you, but mummy’s new boyfriend doesn’t want children around.”

I hope Parent Magazine is onhand for the follow-up story when that happens.

 

[Salubrious]

It goes without saying of course that Bowie or Rylee are not staying with her. She wants to give the fantasy that her sugar daddy can have her all to himself, I doubt he even knows she has any kids. There’s a definite nonzero chance that she thinks her chances improve if she can just find someone to offload Bowie on.

I'm going to disagree with you slightly. I don't see any fat fetishist wanting Tess that doesn't at least have a passing idea of who she is. I don't see any man contacting Tess completely independently of her social media accounts. And if Tess had some sort of secret Sugarbook-type account, that would be a bad idea for her because that would get leaked eventually.

 

[multiverse]

This lady is annoying and I think I found the apartment she keeps taking photos in. This is my first post here, so I’m sorry if the formatting is a mess, I do enjoy this thread and wanted to contribute something worthwhile.

AirBnB apartment-

Spoiler

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There are a few differences with the bedroom, like the color of the bedroom and the walls of the bedroom. The bathroom and kitchen seem to match pretty well. It’s a start. Also, you can rent monthly-

Spoiler

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It’s full through August too-

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It seems like she has been there since July, the kitchen from her birthday cake shot video looks like it matches the Air BnB which is from July. I’m not 100% on this, but maybe someone else with a better eye can help.

Spoiler: Air Bnb link

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/262771...f13b&s=42&_branch_match_id=824778256058511687

So its minimum rental length is 30 days; that's $3,270 plus 10% state tax, plus hotel tax, plus cleaning fees. A regular one bedroom apartment in Costa Mesa is at least a thousand dollars less (a quick search reveals places available for between $1600 and $2600).

There is no way Ryann can afford this place - and it's clear it was a short term thing, because she hasn't booked it for September. Someone booked her for two months; I wonder what she's going to do when she has to go back to Jolene's place and can't play pretend anymore.

Edit: just some quick math, adding in the state sales tax and an estimated $150 AirBnB fee takes her to ~$3747 / month, for two months is $7,494.

I hope for Bowie's sake she wasn't stupid enough to pay for this two month temp rental herself, because the cost was more than enough to cover a first-last-deposit on a place of her own for them.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

The idea of Tess as a native American is hilarious to me. She must be from the lesser-known Slackjaw tribe.

If she was native you know her body would be round on top with bannock butt.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I don't agree she's dropped the modeling aspirations and is just looking for a husband. The entire strawberry dress mess was very obviously a calculated move to get some attention and hopefully go viral. That's how she got famous, after all. She thinks if she can do it again, she will get modeling jobs again, too. But the times have changed, and so has her body - remember that the thing that made her stand out among other plus-size models was that her face looked relatively normal, despite the size of her body. Well, those days are long gone. Her strategy won't work again.

The dress was going viral, so she decided since she wore that dress, she could try to turn all that viral attention to her. But people don't give a shit about a random "model" who wore this once, especially because she's in her 30s and the dress is mostly popular among teenagers/younger 20 somethings, they don't know her and don't know why they should care.

Plus, I doubt many people will like either the attempts at shaming them for not caring about this dress when Tess wore it (even though very few people knew she ever wore it in the first place) nor an article calling them Hitlers for wanting to wear this dress while skinny. Even social justice people want cute dresses to be something fun, not a social justice battle for the sake of some random white scammer.

The dress drama is hilarious. The daily mail article was great because it points out how clearly she failed as a model because amodel is supposed to make things look good so that people want to buy it too. But on tess it was an epic fail and she made the worst dressed list in it But when some skinny nobodies wore t on tiltock it gained a 738% increase in orders.

• The plus-size model noted she was on 'worst-dressed lists' after wearing it, 'but now because a bunch of skinny people wore it on TikTok everyone cares'
• Holliday called out the double standard, saying 'society hates fat people'
• While Holliday was the first to publicly wear the dress, a number of articles have credited the rise of the 'cottagecore' trend with its popularity on social media
• Matoshi saw a 738% increase in orders of the dress from July to August

so to sum it up. an absolute nobody wore the dress better than miss famous soopermodul.

Its hilarious to make her face the hard cruel realities.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wait, Tess claimed she was native? I missed the post.

 

[Miss Misery]

Wait, Tess claimed she was native? I missed the post.

She claimed to be Choctaw several years ago in a smug post about Thanksgiving. I did her genealogy back to at least 4th great-grandparents and didn't find a single person who was on the Choctaw tribal rolls... or any tribal rolls for that matter.

However, I DID find a lot of Confederate soldiers and slave owners. Because her ancestry is Southern through and through, for generations. But Native? Unless it was someone in the 6th or 7th generation back who was living stealth, claiming to be white and not having any tribal affiliations, she doesn't have a single Native ancestor.