Containment What If?

What If Chris Chan had been born 100 years earlier? What would his position In society have been?
 
What if Jacob Sockness meets Classic Chris Chan? (2007-2011)

They’d become a YouTube comedy sensation under the name “ CHRIS AND SOCK”.

Flushed with cash and E-fame Chris would smash pussy like there was no tomorrow, and eventually knock up some fat chick.

They’d eventually divorce, but Chris diligently spends every weekend with Crystal. A fan helped him invest the money from his late fathers inheritance, so between that and his tugboat he lives a comfortable life in a two bedroom in Charlottesville.

Chris always makes time for old fans, and happily has his picture taken with him, whenever he gets recognized by old Chris & Sock fans on the street.
 
What if Bob walked in on Chris while he was recording "For Julie's Eyes Only"?
Every boy has his sexually awkward moments, but Chris is his late 20s.
While Chris is in the zone with Kimmi, he doesn't hear footsteps and the door.
Bob walks in Chris's room because of a loud creaking. He saw Chris in his intimate moment, and failed to see that the camera is on.
Bob walks away and goes to his music room and drink every alcohol he can find to forget everything.
He peek at the letter that was meant for Chris. It was recorded the whole time.
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What if Ethan Ralph and Chris had been switched at birth?
 
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Idea Gold-diggers out the wazoo.

Lololol! That would be the ultimate saga!

Anyways, Chris wins 40 mil, what happens?

Aside from the above, I think it’s safe to predict that millionaire Chris would get married with some golddigging autist.
(At least until alimony can be secured.)

Whether this unholy union would result in a Crystal is a 50/50 bet. Chris sperm quality is prob dogshit by now, but nothing secures a payday for a gold digger like getting knocked up.

Chris would be back to being penniless in 2-3 years, tops.

But he’d at least spend some of the money, what gold diggers and IG couldn’t wrestle away, in a hilarious way.

Such as building a moat around 14 Branchland Ct. to secure against trolls. Or starting to build a Sonichu theme park before running out of $$.
 
What if Chris had found another series (anime, western animation, games, whatever) instead of Pokemon? Would he have still frankensteined a character from that and Sonic together for that class project, and later made comics about it?
 
What if Chris won the lottery and had $40 million to his name?

He would end up like 70% of all lottery winners, which would be ending up in a spot that is just as bad, if not worse then they were in before because they handled the money they won like a complete retard. (That's a real statistic btw).

What if Chris had found another series (anime, western animation, games, whatever) instead of Pokemon? Would he have still frankensteined a character from that and Sonic together for that class project, and later made comics about it?

He would shit himself and do nothing.
 
What if the organized trolling effort that faded away after Bob's death kept going?
Would Chris still Troon out, would events such as the idea guys shit still happen, would the supply of Milk be greater or lower?
 
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