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What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?![]()
Lots of weens would get to experience what its like to have sex with a troon.What if Stephanie Bustcakes was successful in 'her' 'Escort' career?
Then Chris would double down on Pokemon/Nintendo shit in general or focus more on LEGOs than vidya.What if the Chandlers never encountered anything from Sega?
What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?![]()
He's overweight, he'll float.He'd immediately run that shit aground, then stand on the deck screaming for Magi-Chan to save him until the ship sank underneath him and he drowned because he's a sack of lard with popsicle sticks for legs and arms.
Her loyal customer would be SocknessWhat if Stephanie Bustcakes was successful in 'her' 'Escort' career?
He would crash it and enter an eternal slumberWhat If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?![]()
He would still be a lonely loser and most likely a troon. Nothing about his personality would change. He would still be a sex pest and menace to every woman he encounters. The only difference would be he would have a lot more money.What if Chris were not born with autism and was an art prodigy?
Then Chris would double down on Pokemon/Nintendo shit in general or focus more on LEGOs than vidya.
He would've gotten in trouble with the law (not arrested because autism) for beating the shit out of someone mocking him for being a tardWhat if Chris, instead of being a lardass with toothpick limbs, was gifted and built like a brick shithouse? Everything else is still the same
He is. Chris did a 23andme DNA test and it came back 100% European with 0% native American DNA.What if Chris was part-jewish and racially identified with them instead of Cherokee?
Instead of his Cherokee videos he'd make Jewish videos where he'd wear a yarmulke and star of david made out of construction paper and talk about how he'll use his superior accounting skills to take down Clyde Cash.What if Chris was part-jewish and racially identified with them instead of Cherokee?
Jesus freaking CHRIST! Now you made me think about Chris going full engrish and saying "dahriin" and I hate you for that.He'd desperately try to contact them using terrible Japanese while also calling them "darling".