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Analog Devolved said:
The only difference would be he would have a lot more money.
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Ironically there are many skilled artists charging less for commissions than what Chris charges for his child scribbles, specially on comics, comics pay for shit . If this hypothetical version of Chris retains his personality and character traits i doubt he would be able to get himself a high paying art industry job as no one would have him in that tightly knit industry. I also doubt that he would work consistently enough to net a good ammount of money at the end of the month, he doesn't strike me as someone who would work 10 hrs a day to illustrate comics professionaly even if he had the technical skill to do it, he suffers as it is to finish one page of scribbles a week, he would most likely be e-begging kofi donations and doing 20$ MLP rule 34 and fursonas, i think he would make even less money than he does now selling his crappy medallions.
 
Mr. 0 said:
What if Chris, instead of being a lardass with toothpick limbs, was gifted and built like a brick shithouse? Everything else is still the same
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Absolute, peak, tard rage during the classic sagas.

Would be funny to see people mildly intimidated by chris of all people.
 
GayAnimeFurry said:
Absolute, peak, tard rage during the classic sagas.

Would be funny to see people mildly intimidated by chris of all people.
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He would've probably beaten someone to death if he was actually built instead of fat and weak and pathetic, so it's a good thing he is as unfit as he is
 
White bubblegum said:
what if chris were a niggo?
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His life would be the same but he would milk the race card dry. It would be yet another trait he can use to victimize himself and cry injustice when he fucks up and something bad happens. He would have absolutely blamed racism of his legal issues the same way he accuses society of kicking the autistic, it would be another layer to entitlement.

Maybe, just maybe he would have faced more consequences for his behaviour and jerkcops and manajerks would have been harder on his ass if he was black, like when he tried to shoplift videogames at Bestbuy. But even if they decided to press charges it was something he brought on to himself.
 
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What if Chris tried to join the Seven

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What if there was a plane crash and Chris was the only male survivor while the other 10 were really hot women?
Would Chris start by procuring a water sour-Yeah I'm laughing too hard right now. What do you think?
 
What if Chris was playing the long con and pretending to be retarded to pull off a Buffalo Bill scheme?
 
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