Containment What If?

[thegooddoctor]

What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?

 

[Fapcop]

What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?

That’s a thing in the dimension where Chris’s real dad was Donald Duck and Barb was a whore working the docks.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Stephanie Bustcakes was successful in 'her' 'Escort' career?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What if the Chandlers never encountered anything from Sega?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

What if Stephanie Bustcakes was successful in 'her' 'Escort' career?

Lots of weens would get to experience what its like to have sex with a troon.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

What if the Chandlers never encountered anything from Sega?

Then Chris would double down on Pokemon/Nintendo shit in general or focus more on LEGOs than vidya.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?

He'd immediately run that shit aground, then stand on the deck screaming for Magi-Chan to save him until the ship sank underneath him and he drowned because he's a sack of lard with popsicle sticks for legs and arms.

 

[Tikbalang]

He'd immediately run that shit aground, then stand on the deck screaming for Magi-Chan to save him until the ship sank underneath him and he drowned because he's a sack of lard with popsicle sticks for legs and arms.

He's overweight, he'll float.

What if Stephanie Bustcakes was successful in 'her' 'Escort' career?

Her loyal customer would be Sockness

 

[Crustyguy]

What If Chris was a Sailor or his own ship, The SS Tugboat?

He would crash it and enter an eternal slumber

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What if Chris were not born with autism and was an art prodigy?

 

[Analog Devolved]

What if Chris were not born with autism and was an art prodigy?

He would still be a lonely loser and most likely a troon. Nothing about his personality would change. He would still be a sex pest and menace to every woman he encounters. The only difference would be he would have a lot more money.

There are -many- professional comic artists that are "prodigies" who are just as bad as Chris and also troons. Many of them have threads here.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris, instead of being a lardass with toothpick limbs, was gifted and built like a brick shithouse? Everything else is still the same

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Then he'd still be a lonely creep.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if CWC ended up joining the infamous Final Fantasy House?

 

[Broseph]

Then Chris would double down on Pokemon/Nintendo shit in general or focus more on LEGOs than vidya.

He would've made Pikario instead of Sonichu.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

What if Chris, instead of being a lardass with toothpick limbs, was gifted and built like a brick shithouse? Everything else is still the same

He would've gotten in trouble with the law (not arrested because autism) for beating the shit out of someone mocking him for being a tard

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

What if Chris was part-jewish and racially identified with them instead of Cherokee?

 

[Analog Devolved]

What if Chris was part-jewish and racially identified with them instead of Cherokee?

He is. Chris did a 23andme DNA test and it came back 100% European with 0% native American DNA.
He has 0.1% jewish DNA which prompted him to apologize to the jews and Michael Snyder and say that he would celebrate Jewish holidays if invited.

CWC Ancestry - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Strange Wilderness]

What if Chris was part-jewish and racially identified with them instead of Cherokee?

Instead of his Cherokee videos he'd make Jewish videos where he'd wear a yarmulke and star of david made out of construction paper and talk about how he'll use his superior accounting skills to take down Clyde Cash.
He would have also asked his family celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas so he could get nine days of presents.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

He'd desperately try to contact them using terrible Japanese while also calling them "darling".

Jesus freaking CHRIST! Now you made me think about Chris going full engrish and saying "dahriin" and I hate you for that.
I'm pretty sure I can't enjoy Monster Musume ever again..
I hope you are happy.