🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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PhoBingas said:
Not to be one of those "Oh we should get her fired". I'm not condoning trying to get anyone shit-canned but how has 80's girl allowed to be a teacher and be involved with Dick. Unless they don't randomly drug test teachers in CA, or they really don't give a shit what people do in their off time unless its blatantly illegal. I've seen teachers get fired for sharing spicy memes in my country but I live in a failing socialist shithole.
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California teacher's union is STRONG so her position is pretty secure. There are stories about them warehousing sex offender teachers in empty offices all day because it's easier to do that than to fight the union to fire them.

I think 80s Girl is like gator, trapped in some sunk cost fallacy and hoping one day their better half will just settle down and choose a regular life with them. I don't think she's a bad person, she's just a sad middle aged woman that could do a lot better than Dick. But won't. Because there are no winners in this story.

I mean shit he has some money but he lives in a dump next to Compton, he's getting fat, losing his hair and he makes her fuck women she doesn't like because he can't just go fuck other women and leave her alone like a normal man. What kind of loser does that? "Yeah! Eat that pussy! I trolled Dr. Phil in 2003! You do what I tell you!" Sad shit.
 
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gran_autismo said:
I mean shit he has some money but he lives in a dump next to Compton, he's getting fat, losing his hair and he makes her fuck women she doesn't like because he can't just go fuck other women and leave her alone like a normal man. What kind of loser does that? "Yeah! Eat that pussy! I trolled Dr. Phil in 2003! You do what I tell you!" Sad shit.
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Oh 80s girl don't smash other dudes or the open relationship is only beneficial to dax.
 
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Tokolosh said:
Just as he was getting made fun of for his previous burgers a page or two ago, a new burger tweet appears. That's right Ethan, you own those a-lawgs!
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I love hamburgers and beef as much as any red-blooded American, but the amount of beef he eats is definitely concerning me now. Not because of his health and the fact I'm sure his arteries look like the inside of a backed-up septic tank with all that plaque, but because I want him to save some for the rest of us.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
I love hamburgers and beef as much as any red-blooded American, but the amount of beef he eats is definitely concerning me now. Not because of his health and the fact I'm sure his arteries look like the inside of a backed-up septic tank with all that plaque, but because I want him to save some for the rest of us.
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I have beef every day, often twice. More often than I'd like to frankly. It isn't hard to eat beef and be in good shape. Frankly, at a certain point it's necessary if you want to fit your macros and not fuck around with chicken (which is harder to cook and make taste good) all the damn time.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
I love hamburgers and beef as much as any red-blooded American, but the amount of beef he eats is definitely concerning me now. Not because of his health and the fact I'm sure his arteries look like the inside of a backed-up septic tank with all that plaque, but because I want him to save some for the rest of us.
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I'm sure he's WingsOfRedemption levels of health issues at this point. All that beef and processed cheese I bet he shits once a week and has to get either Gaytor, his mother or Faith to fish clogs out with their fingers or an ice cream scoop.
 
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PhoBingas said:
I'm sure he's WingsOfRedemption levels of health issues at this point. All that beef and processed cheese I bet he shits once a week and has to get either Gaytor, his mother or Faith to fish clogs out with their fingers or an ice cream scoop.
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"GATOR! THE SHITS GONE SIDEWAYS! I'M HAVING A BROWN BREECH BABY! GODDAMNIT GATOR!"
 
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DarkWeenix said:
You didn't have to type any of this :(
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Just pointing out the obvious. He's about as sedentary as Wings and I doubt he eats much better than him. Wings has shared his share of horrific shit and DSP got fucking gout from eating like garbage and streaming 8 hours a day. At least Gunty has enough brains to not share his horrific medical shit going on but I doubt he's even going for regular yearly checkups.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
It's ironic that Ralph became the combination of Matt, Boogie, Bunty, Vee,Tonka and many more rouge's gallery of the killstream in one summer, he will just need to run for Virginia congress before he becomes the ibs chameleon.
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Not really surprising. All of these people are ultimately using their shows to troll shield themselves. Ralph, Dick, Jim to an extent.
 
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