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Someone seems grumpy today.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Someone seems grumpy today.
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why do these people troon out instead of just dedicating some time to basic hygiene and working out so they can feel happy with their own bodies
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Because that would take effort.
Easier to just slap on a wig, declare yourself a she and now everyone has to tell you how beautiful you are.
Because it takes work to be a decent-looking cis person and convince people to regard you as such. For troons the standard is "I'm a woman now" and the world is expected to bow down out of fear of reprisal.
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If they do a live action Monsters Inc, he can play the part of Roz.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
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Never have you EVER answered anything "pretty clearly" in your entire boring life, you habitual liar. Shaving the beard and putting on a wig and problem glasses doesn't erase that fact that this is the "mansplaining" your kind constantly wails about, or "gaslighting", or a dozen other "toxic dogwhistles." I feel like this is the sort of attitude Bex exhibits and he's trying to adopt its mannerisms, now that his Patreon overfloweth and he's flush with female empowerment. Dig in Jake, become The Karen!
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LOL. Even among his tribe, Jake still manages to alienate everyone by being Jake.
Even better, once his debate partner pushed back instead of acquiescing, Jake is suddenly all concerned about having go to bed at 8 am. What a pussy.
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Really. That's the only response I can give to this tweet. Can we add this to the OP, please?
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Dat grammar. Operation Paperclip was fake news y'all! But also all those rocket engineers had loser incel kids. Ironic to see Jake declaring who can and can't function "in the real world," as he crashes into slumber at 8 AM
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I wasn't aware that the real world consisted of nothing but Twitter, blue wigs, and transformation fetish porn.
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Oh man. Secret Gamer Girl really reminds me of the fat ugly woman from the classic Cooties cartoon.
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Finally caught up. Spergs are attracted to GG like moths to a flame.
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Has he looked in a mirror lately? I'd say he's got both feet in the door for Nazi-dom right now. He's just too busy tweeting and Googleshnging to notice his uniform matches their's.
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Jake, who consistently has increasingly violent fantasies about murdering everyone who he hates, could never be a Nazi! Their uniforms didn't come in his size.
Also, Nazis were part of a hierarchy. Jake is outside any form of proper social structure, and regards himself as the final word in what's right and wrong. No saluting a Fuhrer for Jake the non-Nazi, though he should be listened to, never questioned and slavishly supported and obeyed if you ever wanted a True and Honest utopia. Also, his apartment is pretty small so he would need to claim lebensraum for himself and a select few troons.
Not a Nazi though!
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I almost wanna dare Jake to be wordier and more redundant than he already is. I’ve read a few of his tweets over the last few pages and he really has a talent for saying a whole lotta nothing. I should’ve given my high school ‘mandatory word count’ essays to this guy. Sounds like a freaking SJW bot failing to pass the Turing test.
this isn’t specific to Jake but what’s with progressives and the word ‘inherent’. Something is always inherently bad, not ‘innate’ or even ‘natural’. I swear they are using it wrong and are just parroting big words they heard to sound smart and educated to appeal to authority. But it’s just filler here in this tweet and everywhere else for that matter. “Inherent required trait” Whoa, somebody cracked open a thesaurus, hm? All three of these words could be synonyms. Thanks for the word diarrhea into my eyes and my brain. Ffs
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Jake thinks more words makes him smarter, but he’s lazy and always falls back on the same handful of adjectives.
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I'm ashamed to admit it but it took me couple tries to understand what the fuck jake was saying in this tweet. I could't keep focus even after trying to read it like 5 times.
"You take the protein powder, the story ends; you wake up in your bed a normal person living a productive life. You take the estradiol, you stay on twitter become special and I show you how deep the troonery goes"
Honestly these are a little addicting to make because of her fucked nose and wig but I need to stop I've made like 5.
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