Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I can’t keep track of this thread Any more now that Dick is a pedoguard, but in case no one else has drug it up, here’s digibro white knighting for Dick against Destiny a year or two ago. The simping goes both ways. With Destiny and dick being irl friends now it’s possible destiny and digibro are friends too. Anyhow, carry on. https://youtu.be/utDoE_DT1XA
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
This was so unfunny I physically wanted to throw up. 🤢

Her dressing like a prostitute clown doesn't help.

Still a better comedian than Dax.
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What are you talking about, the part where she hunched over, and did a stereotypical new york accent to say a funny word and go T-rex arm was so hilarious that I'm glad she did it three times a minute for the entire clip. God her back has got to be killing her after that.
 
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AnOminous said:
She's trying to dispel the invidious stereotype that Jews are funny.
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It must be hard for people like her and Dax growing up not being good at one thing their tribe is known for being good at. Imagine being Italian and not being good at over using hand gestures, or Korean and not being good at Starcraft, or Australian and not being able to shitpost. No wonder Dax has an inferiority complex.
 
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LMFAO.
4Chan is going after Dick now.

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2005 said:
>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

I actually talked to him and sent him messages off the cuff because I have this thing where I talk to 'famous' people as if they're just people because my brain doesn't register fame as a barrier to contact.

As cringe-inducing as my messages are, I'm right. And now I'm gonna go be something and then I'm gonna come back when I am something and rub it in this faggot's face.


Thank you everyone for reading my epic blogpost. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
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No one I know has even heard of Dick Masterson. I found him through the Killstream & no one knows that either.. Found the Killstream from Andy Warski.
He doesn’t even have a verified check mark. For this side of the internet he’s internet famous. Outside this corner idk. Also it was a good question like wtf with the pedo stuff.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
@2005


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This is a Paternoster rig. Sinker at the bottom, with two hooks looped off the leader. It is designed to catch two fish at once, which is always great when you do, as you've presented your bait properly and had two bite at the same time or in quick succession. It is what I usually use. Pulling in two fish is always better than just landing one.

I am @2005 , however, after seeing that response, considering no longer using this rig and just simply printing out your five paragraphs and dropping that in the water. It seems to work a hell of a lot better than the paternoster.
 
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I'm now internet famous. I'd like to thank Kiwi Farms and Christopher J. Null for helping me get to where I got. I'm also @BIG_BRAD it's true. See how expertly I am crafted that post. The masterfully at work. The unintended side-effect of actually being sincere in my feelings and sharing them with others.

I actually feel really bad now, being too good for everyone here kinda sucks. Damn.
 
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