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Congenital defect could describe much of Jake.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Congenital defect could describe much of Jake.
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Unfortunately I think most of his defects are self-inflicted.
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This guy really looks like Chad (anything4views from the filthyfrank, Idubbbz, maxmoefoe crew)
See the resemblance?
Trigger warning: fatness, melanin, neck ears
See the resemblance?
Trigger warning: fatness, melanin, neck ears
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Im sorry if someone made a similar one, I browsed 30+ pages of the thread and didnt see any.
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"The shape of my body has radically reconfigured!!!"
from fat to.. fat?
from fat to.. fat?
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Jake's mom changing the locks on the house is one thing. But changing the Netflix password too? This means war.
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From this. . .
To this. . .
From fat. . .to even fatter and more retarded looking. At least the beard covered up that he had more chins than a Chinatown phone book.
And to go with that chink joke, Jake's racist coolie hat again, which he wore to the wedding of a relative to a Chinese person, because he is so fucking autistic he thinks that is a good idea. And he wonders why he wasn't invited in the first place.
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Nothing Jake ever says or writes could ever be considered 'riffing'.
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But you know who the DMV does communicate with? The voting records!
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He acts like no one but very special troons ever has to change their name.
I've been married. I've also been divorced. In both cases, this involved a change in name. It is a mild pain in the ass because you have to go several places and make changes. Sometimes you'll realize you forgot one when something comes to your old name and you have to call up and get it changed. In the event of a divorce, yeah, this can be a reminder of painful personal shit happening in your life that you really don't want to think about.
Something like 40-50% of American marriages end in divorce, making name changing an experience tens of millions of American women have done multiple times, including at a time when they were sadbrain from a relationship split. How many of them spend years whining all over the internet about how difficult these procedures are? Zero.
Jake seems to have some sort of special anxiety or weirdness around paperwork. It's not just name changes. Everything from job applications to getting accounts activated seems to trigger him. But instead of realizing that this is a quirk unique to him, he concludes that name changes are nigh-impossible, forgetting that most actual female human beings have enough experience to dismiss this idea out of hand as thoroughly ridiculous.
I've been married. I've also been divorced. In both cases, this involved a change in name. It is a mild pain in the ass because you have to go several places and make changes. Sometimes you'll realize you forgot one when something comes to your old name and you have to call up and get it changed. In the event of a divorce, yeah, this can be a reminder of painful personal shit happening in your life that you really don't want to think about.
Something like 40-50% of American marriages end in divorce, making name changing an experience tens of millions of American women have done multiple times, including at a time when they were sadbrain from a relationship split. How many of them spend years whining all over the internet about how difficult these procedures are? Zero.
Jake seems to have some sort of special anxiety or weirdness around paperwork. It's not just name changes. Everything from job applications to getting accounts activated seems to trigger him. But instead of realizing that this is a quirk unique to him, he concludes that name changes are nigh-impossible, forgetting that most actual female human beings have enough experience to dismiss this idea out of hand as thoroughly ridiculous.
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This aggravates me. He didn't have a career to lose. Even if he'd had to completely scrap his previous work, he could have a decent portfolio of work under his new name by now. But that's beside the point because he did like three things prior to his transition and none of them were particularly impressive. It's not like he needed to even update his credentials or get a new college degree printed out.
Also this. Women routinely go through the process of changing their names. It's a pain in the ass to get all the paperwork done, and much like moving, you have to be on top of things to make sure that your name/address is updated with a billion different organizations from the phone company to the DMV. It's inconvenient, but it doesn't even make the top ten most annoying things about living as an adult. It doesn't even make the top fifty. In fact, no matter how tedious it is, people happily do it because changing their name is an important step to them -- whether getting married or divorced, they recognize that it marks a new phase of their life, one which they're embracing and moving forward with.
That's a way too empowering and positive way of framing it for the always a victim, never a bride crowd I guess.
I've rarely encountered such a consummately weak person. God help him if he ever has to face an actual challenge in his life.
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Jake has anxiety about reality. Mundanities like having to call a customer service centre to have them change a name on your account are jarring when you expect the whole world to be full of lesbian TERF racists and gamergate assassins. When someone is blandly polite to you and helps you out with your issue it's hard to fit that in to the world view that everyone is out to murder and/or rape you.
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I think a lot of it is (or was) just his autistic refusal to do paperwork as "Jacob Lawrence Alley". Remember his "fleeing the country" saga? He needed to get a passport so he could flee the legion of Drumpfensturmers converging on Niantic... but first he needed his name changed! His hide is apparently only worth saving if it comes with a passport marked "F" stapled to it.
He chose to live as an undocumented immigrant in his own country.
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How is it possible that his tranny pic is a lot more masculine than his bearded gnome -self? I wouldn't want Violet to stand next to me in a subway, because I just know he'd try to feel me up, whereas his gnome persona, Jacob Lawrence Alley, looks like he's never touched a woman or had a woman touch his little falafel balls.
The effect of his new look has some layers, IMO. He looks younger, if nothing else, thanks to taking the beard off and covering up the scraggly old-man gray hair on the sides of his head. He still looks older than his current mid-30s age, but he's more like very late 40s now. Full-on beardo Jake could have easily scammed AARP discounts and never gotten questions.
As for whether he looks more feminine, well, you can't look *less* feminine than he used to. His face has some of the androgynous blob effect you see in the deathfat troons like Fire and Sapphixy, and the wig probably works from a medium distance until he gets up close and you can tell it's cheap fakery. I'd say he's graduated from "lol what" to "I'll be polite and play along" in that department.
As for whether he looks more feminine, well, you can't look *less* feminine than he used to. His face has some of the androgynous blob effect you see in the deathfat troons like Fire and Sapphixy, and the wig probably works from a medium distance until he gets up close and you can tell it's cheap fakery. I'd say he's graduated from "lol what" to "I'll be polite and play along" in that department.
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