Epic Games General Thread - Its time to talk about what the AAA gaming industry does not understand about the PC console.

I play Souls with a mouse and keyboard. It's fine.
Admittedly, i do too. Dark Souls 1 was painful, but still less painful than using one of those hellish things called gamepads. My gigantic bear hands just absolutely can't hold onto those in any comfortable fashion, the worst offender being the dualshock range. The protrusions meant for children to wrap their fingers around dig deeply into my palms.
 
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Admittedly, i do too. Dark Souls 1 was painful, but still less painful than using one of those hellish things called gamepads. My gigantic bear hands just absolutely can't hold onto those in any comfortable fashion, the worst offender being the dualshock range. The protrusions meant for children to wrap their fingers around dig deeply into my palms.
Sounds like you're one of those who could actually use the OG Xbox's Duke controller.
If nothing else, you can beat someone to death with it.
 
Shouldn’t Outer Worlds be coming to Steam soon? I’vw been thinking about playing New Vegas again after years.
 
Shouldn’t Outer Worlds be coming to Steam soon? I’vw been thinking about playing New Vegas again after years.
I regret to inform you that it's very average. The characters and the writing is there, but most of the later half of the game feels very rushed. I played it through Xbox Game Pass for 1 dolla.
To answer your question, i believe it's still 2 months away. It was an october release
 
I regret to inform you that it's very average. The characters and the writing is there, but most of the later half of the game feels very rushed. I played it through Xbox Game Pass for 1 dolla.
To answer your question, i believe it's still 2 months away. It was an october release
Also, doesn't help the game is VERY easy to break like Fallout 2 was.
 
I think it's an indirect attack on Steam. They're trying to get a precedent that companies can't sell access to their platform by demanding a cut of the profits for doing it, and it's easier to make a case sounding an antitrust of some sort against a company like Apple that sells hardware, software, network access, platforms, and all kinds of other things when they're in control of all these things, arguably like a vertical trust.

Then if they get a favorable precedent, they can take the same line of attack against Steam where it would not have been as easy to make the case at the outset, since Steam's whole business model is the single aspect of selling access to a platform. Think of Steam as like a pimp, you get to be one of the whores in the stable at the cost of giving up a cut to the pimp.

Epic is an uppity bitch that is headed for a pimp slapping.

I mean, yeah, they're getting completely raped by Steam, their games are piss easy to pirate, but its a really, really roundabout way of doing it. Its kind of weird. Its like having a newspaper stand, and then the New York Times goes, "You can't have a cut of our profits anymore" and then you stop carrying the Times. And then the Times sues you. Its the most idiotic thing I can think of, "NO YOU CANNOT CONTROL HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ON THIS PLATFORM THAT YOU CREATED AND OWN. WE GET TO DECIDE" Like fuck you.

Where does your fucking arrogance end? They're basically putting a shotgun in their own mouths because if it does set a precedent, then everyone on every platform is going to start demanding to pay the platform 0 dollars.

I don't think this was ever going to work, because the precedent it sets is fucking horrible. Apple isn't something everyone needs, and Fortnite isn't some magical life-saving technology that needs metric tons of cash to operate. Its like cutting your cock off and then suing the knife company when it states "For food use only". Its a situation they artificially created and can provide no justification for special treatment. Apple can basically say, "Yeah, now everyone is going to demand this, its going to kill our platform." And they'd be RIGHT.

If I were Google or Apple and little Timmy comes crawling back I'd tell him to go fuck himself. Or I'd just be a petty bitch to him. "I see you like the number 30. So now, we're going to take 70% and you're going to take 30%. Take it or leave it, you stupid cunt."

Tim is a whiny faggot and I hope he blows millions and millions of dollars on this farce, and permanently loses the right to put Fortnite on that both Google Play and the App Store.

Shouldn’t Outer Worlds be coming to Steam soon? I’vw been thinking about playing New Vegas again after years.

Also everyone is ugly as sin.
 
I did a bit more research, talked to some people about this, and apparently this lawsuit isn't just an Epic thing. There's already been an ongoing lawsuit against Apple for monopolizing their online store in general, and whether or not it's ok to make something that hostile to innovation or whatever. Epic's just throwing their hat in the ring to bully Apple some more so they can move the Epic store to iPhone too.

Or so I've heard, at least.
 
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I did a bit more research, talked to some people about this, and apparently this lawsuit isn't just an Epic thing. There's already been an ongoing lawsuit against Apple for monopolizing their online store in general, and whether or not it's ok to make something that hostile to innovation or whatever. Epic's just throwing their hat in the ring to bully Apple some more so they can move the Epic store to iPhone too.

Or so I've heard, at least.

Apple acts a lot like the trusts targeted by the Sherman Antitrust Act and if they lost a suit on that basis it wouldn't be the first time.
 
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Is tim threatening Apple with removing PUBG from iOS if they win their kerfuffle about Fortnite?
I can taste salt in my mouth from just looking at this post.
 
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Is tim threatening Apple with removing PUBG from iOS if they win their kerfuffle about Fortnite?
I can taste salt in my mouth from just looking at this post.
Probably not (PUBG mobile is made by Epic's Daddy Tencent, I think, and at this point in time Tencent would probably like to avoid any sort of spotlight on them) but that would be a bold move; "Judge, you can't let Apple terminate our access to the iOS SDK/API because we're going to terminate Unreal Engine support for iOS!"

I see no possible way for that potential move to backfire.[/sarcasm] "Play nice Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo or you're next."
 
Ya bruh ur rage over a minor inconvenience is absurd. Epic is actually pretty dope with their freebies and good coupons if you spend. I got civ 6 and its expansions for like 3 bucks it was amazing.


Edit: Holy shit I read through some of this autistic shit... You fucks going on about social lives cracking me up. You're not all fucking pros so just make some real life friends and play with them lol.
 
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Apparently Apple terminated Epic games app store developer account
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I actually didn't expect them to go with that. Apple is a shit company that is content on stealing anyone's data just like Google, but i have to give them props for sticking to their word on this one.

In before thousands of angry emails from mobile devs flood epic, because i think they also promised to stop their SDK from working with that.
 
Well, it's a tad more than that. Apple's saying that Epic proceeded to spam updates to Fortnite, as well as direct any and all complaints about Fortnite to Apple Support, thanks to an email Epic sent last night.

Apple in response promoted PUBG Mobile, which Sweeney took to rub himself over because 'they're still promoting Unreal!'. Sweeney's saying that Epic only sent 3 updates, one featuring a note saying that Epic would still have the external payment method in Fortnite.

tl;dr, Epic Games' dev account is kill'd. Epic Games' International dev account (aka Unreal) is still alive. Apple's also disabled in-app purchases for Fortnite on iOS and Mac entirely.

I wonder if this would count as a 'strategically and calculated move to breach' the App Store regulations by the judge.
 
Well, it's a tad more than that. Apple's saying that Epic proceeded to spam updates to Fortnite, as well as direct any and all complaints about Fortnite to Apple Support, thanks to an email Epic sent last night.

Apple in response promoted PUBG Mobile, which Sweeney took to rub himself over because 'they're still promoting Unreal!'. Sweeney's saying that Epic only sent 3 updates, one featuring a note saying that Epic would still have the external payment method in Fortnite.

tl;dr, Epic Games' dev account is kill'd. Epic Games' International dev account (aka Unreal) is still alive. Apple's also disabled in-app purchases for Fortnite on iOS and Mac entirely.

I wonder if this would count as a 'strategically and calculated move to breach' the App Store regulations by the judge.
I don't know about other people here, but Epic comes off like a teenage twat with their behaviour.

I hate both, but I'll actually have to side with the fruit here. The best case is that both loses and the walled garden concept is discredited entirely, but that's entirely :optimistic:. I'll settle for Epic being bitchslapped by both the law and Tencent for failing their duties.
 
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Is tim threatening Apple with removing PUBG from iOS if they win their kerfuffle about Fortnite?
I can taste salt in my mouth from just looking at this post.

How does this walking turd manage to be so unlikeable he can get in fights with Apple and Valve and other horrible monopolists and still look like the bigger jerk?

Edit: Holy shit I read through some of this autistic shit... You fucks going on about social lives cracking me up. You're not all fucking pros so just make some real life friends and play with them lol.

Tim Sweeney isn't going to let you suck his dick.
 
How about you make your own mobile store you dumb bitch. Oh, its because you want the free advertising and shit. Seriously, fuck Epic.
I think that is part of what he wants to do, but he needs to get his foot in the door.

He wants his own EGS on Apple..so he can start doing the stupid shit he is doing with PC on IOS.

"Candy Crush 2 an EGS Exclusive on IOS"
 
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