🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

Imagine seeing your dads sex tape of when you were fucking conceived. When you found out your dad sent it to own your moms not really ex boyfriend who she never even met

imagine realizing you were only conceived because of a fart, seeing your dad get the energy to finish making you because he heard and smelt the call and dug in your mom's ass for shit to feed his gunt. Whats funny is this kid is 100 percent going to hate ralph and we will see his kid call him a gunt, and guntpost, live if ralph isnt dead by then

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

imagine realizing you were only conceived because of a fart, seeing your dad get the energy to finish making you because he heard and smelt the call and dug in your mom's ass for shit to feed his gunt. Whats funny is this kid is 100 percent going to hate ralph and we will see his kid call him a gunt, and guntpost, live if ralph isnt dead by then

No offense but I have to disagree. White trash begets white trash. Ralph has no shame and will be joyful when he shows his half retarded progeny the sex tape. "You see that son. That is where I shot you into your Maw to own tha haters. Some bastard online said I never plowed her but I showed him. I showed all of them son. *downs his Maker's Mark and Coke*." The kid will be indoctrinated to believe that all kids his age have video proof of their insemination, and being that they are in backwoods Virginia, that may not entirely be far from the truth.

 

[MeltyTW]

No offense but I have to disagree. White trash begets white trash. Ralph has no shame and will be joyful when he shows his half retarded progeny the sex tape. "You see that son. That is where I shot you into your Maw to own tha haters. Some bastard online said I never plowed her but I showed him. I showed all of them son. *downs his Maker's Mark and Coke*." The kid will be indoctrinated to believe that all kids his age have video proof of their insemination, and being that they are in backwoods Virginia, that may not entirely be far from the truth.

Vickers and the kiwiforums will teach him to read and how to be an actual human being in lieu of ethan who will pawn and him off and his child will be brought up to realize Ethan is a cunt. but i really do believe a higher power is pulling the strings to ruin Ethan's despicable life. I think God will give Ethan a son or daughter only to have them tell their dad that kiwifarms and cow were right, that he is a worthless absuive piece of shit whos only contribution to this world is to be laughed at. At that moment he will no longer be able to ignore the truth, it wont be an alog online, or a show associate, or a bootlicker "friend", no his own flesh and blood will reject him, The person he used as an object to base his self worth on and his case against the alogs on will unravel all the grand delusions he has of being "the greatest of his generation" or " a brilliant thinker" or an "esteemed dissident journalist".

No at that moment it'll all unravel, his world will crumble he will realize he is a fat retard with no writing skills and no future, He will realize that all the insults were correct and then some, At that moment ethan will truly be psychologically broken and as he faints the last thing he see will be PPP and Godwinson standing over him ala L and they will say simply "are ya winnin ralph?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Imagine the possibility of guntlet being a pill-popping alcoholic with the master manipulative and mental problems from their parents....a serial killer in the making guys. Especially once pedobro and uncle dick gets their hands on them.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I was joking about this, apparently its true. What would you want kids for @theralph ? So you can sacrifice your firstborn to Diddler Dax that will ritualistically suck the blood from its penis while he circumsizes it with his rusted heroin needle inside the Compton Crackshack ? Will he also keep his foreskin hostage in his medicine cabinet ? Seriously can you imagine an existence that you are known as Gunty Jr., the offspring of a mentally unwell 18 year old and a convicted felon that will die by the time you are 4 ?
-THE BABY IS AYYY LAWWGING ME GATOR , GATOR ITS CRYING AGAIN
-It's obviously a gay OP by Godwinson trying to keep you awake and also interupt the killstream my mensch

 

[Jack Awful]

What would you want kids for @theralph ?

Ego and trying to live the trad fantasy.

 

[CeeShape]

Will ralph even be able to produce working sperm;

he is 34-35

A huge alcoholic

A different page says alcoholics have 0 working sperm

Is a huge gunt

He has no chance of getting her pregnant given the above factors, if he does, then it will be such a "miracle guntling" that medical experts may wish to research him.

 

[Guntkvd]

imagine realizing you were only conceived because of a fart, seeing your dad get the energy to finish making you because he heard and smelt the call and dug in your mom's ass for shit to feed his gunt. Whats funny is this kid is 100 percent going to hate ralph and we will see his kid call him a gunt, and guntpost, live if ralph isnt dead by then

Imagine gunt junior and Ronnie Ralph stream sniping Ralph and dabbing on him.

 

[MemeGrey]

Under the assumption that the child will have Ethans surname, I vote "Gunner" if it's a boy and "Anita" if it's a girl.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Imagine gunt junior and Ronnie Ralph stream sniping Ralph and dabbing on him.

I personally can't wait for page 6000 where Surfer's kids are bullying Gunt Jr. in school.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Under the assumption that the child will have Ethan's surname, I vote "Gunner" if it's a boy and "Anita" if it's a girl.

Gunner sounds like a name Ralph would choose.

 

[Circumspicious]

He'd probably name the kid after some Roman boomer like the pseud he is.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He'd probably name the kid after some Roman boomer like the pseud he is.

He will name it after his father figure, dax.

 

[2021Murder]

keeps relatively healthy and maintains his treatments he isnt going anywhere any time soon

Does not being able to go more than an hour without a cigarette equal realtively healthy

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Under the assumption that the child will have Ethans surname, I vote "Gunner" if it's a boy and "Anita" if it's a girl.

He'd probably name the kid after some Roman boomer like the pseud he is.

He will name it after his father figure, dax.

You are all wrong. The spawn of the gunt will be Rad Roberts Ralph.

 

[2021Murder]

Imagine the possibility of guntlet being a pill-popping alcoholic with the master manipulative and mental problems from their parents....a serial killer in the making guys. Especially once pedobro and uncle dick gets their hands on them.

The son of an alcoholic and a manipulator both with mentally challenged brothers. This is just a remake of the Chris-Chan origin story.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Will ralph even be able to produce working sperm;

he is 34-35

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A different page says alcoholics have 0 working sperm

Is a huge gunt

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He has no chance of getting her pregnant given the above factors, if he does, then it will be such a "miracle guntling" that medical experts may wish to research him.

Guys do you realize how many people were fathered by active alcoholics? Not just on KF, but in the world? If only he were incapable of procreation. But if it’s going to happen ever, it’ll be in 2020.

 

[Guntkvd]

Guys do you realize how many people were fathered by active alcoholics? Not just on KF, but in the world? If only he were incapable of procreation. But if it’s going to happen ever, it’ll be in 2020.

Daily reminder that Bob made Chris-Chan when he was 55, and he and Barb met in drunk bar fight (don't know how much of alcoholic he was)

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

That shit is gone after the first 9 months once he starts taking some out to feed his substance abuse or when he gets arrested and has to use that for bail...most parents who "set" college funds that shit is gone. At this point I think he already hemorrhaged the 50k months ago.

Plot twist: Mr. Vickers buys the Gunt shack in an attempted noble act of psychopathic a-loggery to drive Ralph out. Faith manipulates Mrs. Vickers into getting him to let them stay rent-free and also paying regular money 'for the kid' which ends up being spent on booze and pills. Mr. and Mrs. Vickers end up raising the kid.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The thought of them having a kid makes me want to call child protective services to make sure the even just the droplet of gunt sweats are moved to a safer environment.