Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Bees]

What’s wrong with just saying my pt wants me out of my sling for small amounts of time

Oh shit I had read that as she's supposed to microdose shrooms within minutes of removing the sling, like for post-sling PTSD or some shit.

 

[RacerDee]

It's a super weird way to say that, but I guess I understand the meaning

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

That dress is an odd choice for a funeral. Reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on what. But of course the day was all about Morgan! Surprised she didn't stage a dramatic swoon for the asspats.

It's seersucker, which is a fabric usually colored white and blue. Because the material is so light and summery, it's usually cut in a flattering style--which doesn't explain why Morgan's dress is shapeless and unflattering....unless there were some other light, shapeless, usually blue and white garment she wanted to evoke.

The lollipop is a good touch, too.

 

[$hakerattle]

It's seersucker, which is a fabric usually colored white and blue. Because the material is so light and summery, it's usually cut in a flattering style--which doesn't explain why Morgan's dress is shapeless and unflattering....unless there were some other light, shapeless, usually blue and white garment she wanted to evoke.

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The lollipop is a good touch, too.

Yeah, I'm familiar with seersucker.

I mean, the entire look is familiar. Someone said Dorothy, which I can see. But your suggestion that she wanted to evoke That Look is thunk-provoking indeed. Maybe that's what my mind wanted to see!

 

[Come]

Clearly SGB is supposed to be transitioning toward not using the sling. And just as clearly, she's saying it hurts too badly and she can't. Implication being that even her PT and doctors are confronting her about malingering. Telling her to suck it up and stop milking this - take the damn sling off.

 

[Itsnotatumor]

What’s wrong with just saying my pt wants me out of my sling for small amounts of time

It’s not as attention grabbing- God forbid her mirror doesn’t declare her the sickest of them all...

 

[doubter4life]

Morgan mentioned at the beginning of August she was being treated for a suspected UTI then a few days later says she never started the antibiotics because “they were too big to swallow” (HMMM interesting since she claims she has to take meds thru her tube but I guess that’s only meds she wants a buzz from)
Now at the end of August she’s again complaining of bladder pain which doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out is related to the antibiotics she opted out of. Oh, also the doctor is talking about the palliative care that Morgan was already kicked out of a few years ago. Can not wait to see how that plays out.

Speaking of only using her tube for meds, she’s getting a tube change where they’ll be using anesthesia.Seems pretty over the top but since the doctor is a friend of her grandfather’s, I guess that explains that.If she needs anesthesia,why will she also need pain meds?

 

[$hakerattle]

Morgan mentioned at the beginning of August she was being treated for a suspected UTI then a few days later says she never started the antibiotics because “they were too big to swallow” (HMMM interesting since she claims she has to take meds thru her tube but I guess that’s only meds she wants a buzz from)
Now at the end of August she’s again complaining of bladder pain which doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out is related to the antibiotics she opted out of. Oh, also the doctor is talking about the palliative care that Morgan was already kicked out of a few years ago. Can not wait to see how that plays out.

Speaking of only using her tube for meds, she’s getting a tube change where they’ll be using anesthesia.Seems pretty over the top but since the doctor is a friend of her grandfather’s, I guess that explains that.If she needs anesthesia,why will she also need pain meds?

Lol Morgan that primary was totally exposing the resident to you so they could get some experience with a munchie. I'd love to hear the way the primary discussed her with the resident once they were rid of her.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

The procedure SGB had done is called a bone block laterjet. She should out of slong, and this point given the amount of dysfunction she claimed be doing way better. She didn't donate from her own pelvis bone either, meaning she has no reason to sit in bed all day and being dramatic. At this point she may have extensive actual permanent damage.

 

[Say What Now?]

The procedure SGB had done is called a bone block laterjet. She should out of slong, and this point given the amount of dysfunction she claimed be doing way better. She didn't donate from her own pelvis bone either, meaning she has no reason to sit in bed all day and being dramatic. At this point she may have extensive actual permanent damage.

I'm calling frozen shoulder syndrome in the near future. I hope her docs and PT have warned her about that. Then again, if they did, maybe that's what she's going for.

 

[Disasterina]

This is probably minor and I haven't checked out this page any further, but I found this tiktok of someone blatantly fucking with their oximeter to make it seem like their pulse drops to 50....

Every time there's a drop on the oximeter they have it on their middle finger and the ring and pointer fingers are suspiciously close to it. Then when they have an elevated heart rate the oximeter is on their pointer finger.

 

[Ika-chan]

This is probably minor and I haven't checked out this page any further, but I found this tiktok of someone blatantly fucking with their oximeter to make it seem like their pulse drops to 50....

Every time there's a drop on the oximeter they have it on their middle finger and the ring and pointer fingers are suspiciously close to it. Then when they have an elevated heart rate the oximeter is on their pointer finger.
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An oximeter isn't even entirely reliable for taking pulse, as it takes a short snapshot of your heartrate and multiplies it to get BPM, if you're getting irregular readings its better to take it manually (not that 50 is even THAT slow)
I suppose taking your pulse accurately doesnt align with these people's Omg im so sick

 

[Vain Pain]

An oximeter isn't even entirely reliable for taking pulse, as it takes a short snapshot of your heartrate and multiplies it to get BPM, if you're getting irregular readings its better to take it manually (not that 50 is even THAT slow)
I suppose taking your pulse accurately doesnt align with these people's Omg im so sick

[Ignore me: misread the meter labels & thought it was her o2 reading in the 50s]

You're absolutely right that oximeters are unreliable.

 

[IBrokeBob]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8686619/Arizona-man-49-arrested-faking-terminal-ALS-free-wheelchair-perks.html

• Arizona man Christopher Wade Nelson, 49, was arrested July 29 for pretending to have terminal ALS to get free gifts and free truck repairs, police say
• He was arrested following a seven-month long investigation by Scottsdale police
• Between May 2018 and May 2020 he got a free motorized wheelchair, and allegedly forged documents from doctors claiming to be sick
• He also had real ALS patients and their families fundraiser for him to get a $9,000 speech-generating device, officials say
• At the time of arrest he was on pre-trial release for pending charges on another similar scam in 2016 where he allegedly faked having pancreatic cancer
• In that scandal he is accused of defrauding his high school acquaintances out of $30,000

This dude seems like he was mostly in it for the financial benefit of being able to scam money but no matter what a munchie is always scamming for something extra whether it is money, drugs, toobz, toolz, and attention.

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

This is probably minor and I haven't checked out this page any further, but I found this tiktok of someone blatantly fucking with their oximeter to make it seem like their pulse drops to 50....

Every time there's a drop on the oximeter they have it on their middle finger and the ring and pointer fingers are suspiciously close to it. Then when they have an elevated heart rate the oximeter is on their pointer finger.
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The wave form is how you tell how reliable a pulse ox reading is. Hers goes from a nice wave to basically a squiggly line when her pulse "drops." And why would she start filming as if she knows her dog is going to alert and her HR is going to drop? It also looks like she's standing when she moves to the backroom. What's the point of going to a back room if you're just gonna stand there?

 

[large_farva]

What in the hell is going on with bethany?

lol @ "self love means getting another surgery"
#shitonlyamunchiewouldsay

Also found this little gem, had not seen it before but it's a great read.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4747833/

My favorite part describes DPMIW,

To this end, a number of ictal (e.g. pelvic thrusting, forced eye closure, ictal stuttering, duration of event, kinetics of limb movements, heart-rate variability, generalized movements with preserved consciousness, lack of tongue biting and incontinence) and biopsychosocial (e.g. history of sexual abuse, comorbid chronic pain disorders, comorbid psychiatric disease, the “teddy bear sign”) variables have been identified that help distinguish between PNES and epileptic seizures. However, all are limited in terms of sensitivity and specificity.

teddy bear sign:


who's rebranded to blackmagicsiberian, on hiatus from that account for just over a month and coincidentally is back just hours ago with some action shots of her most recent adventure in wasting medical resources. Because if you aren't taking photos from the ambulance and ER, you can't prove you had an "emergency".

And still living in filth.

 

[IFnative]

Kelly posted a new video of her legs.
www.dropbox.com/s/zr34x1m4av6s72t/2020-09-01%2016.00.29.mp4?dl=0

Do we have an amputation-pool going on when she's going to get those tree stumps cut off?

 

[Hedgehog]

Kelly posted a new video of her legs.
www.dropbox.com/s/zr34x1m4av6s72t/2020-09-01%2016.00.29.mp4?dl=0

Do we have an amputation-pool going on when she's going to get those tree stumps cut off?

Kelly has her own thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kelly-ronahan-vampire-munchie.33309/

 

[yougota9to5]

AUGUST
2nd - The most recent post on Jaye’s instagram, theshepherdcrew. Neither Prince nor Ben are pictured.

Actually, Prince was shoved off on some other family simply because Eli didnt want him anymore, and that he wanted a "bigger dog". I'm 100% positive he abused Prince. Benjamin got left behind at his abusive parents house when he moved out with Jaye.

 

[Beezus Kirby]

I'm in love with the phrase "maladaptive externalization of psychological distress" from that article. Much more professional than "people be cray cray today at the clinic". It is a fascinating read overall and a really interesting premise for analysis. Wasting resources on ruling out neurological disease by doing multiple tests and specialist referrals, or look at that allergy list and send someone for a more in-depth psych review of their symptoms? Evidence-based medicine, live! I'd love to see Bethany's allergy list on a medical file, as she reported to healthcare providers instead of what she posts on insta. "Pt reports allergy to epinephrine. Reaction: racing heart rate, anxiety, severity is 'moderate'." "Pt reports allergy to odor of cooking food. Reaction: swelling, severity is 'severe'". Apparently today her self-love looks like poorly controlled oral herpes and failing to care for a port properly.