Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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One white knight coming to defend their dear developer and unusually, Alex isn't streaming tonight!
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Coincidence? Place your bets now! Unban my main from your Discord faggot.
 
I don't know. I'm starting to regret joining this thread. I just felt really bad that people were crapping on him. If I worked on something for 6 years and everyone hated it, I would be really sad.
Good, you should feel sad for it. It's called humanity. Alex spun lies for years and now the threads are starting to tear. He fucked up, don't follow his path and realize that he's not worth your defense of him.
 
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I don't know. I'm starting to regret joining this thread. I just felt really bad that people were crapping on him. If I worked on something for 6 years and everyone hated it, I would be really sad.
Can you fucking shut the fuck up? You can actually make something valuable in the first place? If not, please take a bullet in your head and donate those lunges for somebody.
 
I don't know. I'm starting to regret joining this thread. I just felt really bad that people were crapping on him. If I worked on something for 6 years and everyone hated it, I would be really sad.
So you pity him? 100% wrong reason to support a random stranger making a game.
To be honest, Alex actually should be ashamed. He can always redeem himself, he just has to stop being lazy/edgelord/obsessed with female virgins/being a creeper/scammer etc.

You might feel bad for him because you see yourself in his place, but that's actually the wrong reason to be supporting him. If you really want to help, try reaching out to him. See what happens. He will most definitely reject you and gaslight you with bullshit.
 
Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?
Not at the moment, no, but I can write in Python and have contributed to Discord bots. Even though my language uses elseif and loops for decision making, I still can somehow make my decision making actually fucking work. It also helps if you don't have Godzilla-length scripts and instead opt into actual bite-sized scripts. I care about optimizing my autistic ass code, unlike cum-dev. I'm also willing to refactor my code and make it better. Or let's talk about one waifu-dev will never do, which is humble myself to programmers that have done this for longer than me and use the experience to learn how to do better.

So why are you actually here other than to be entertainment for the farms? Do you get off on being the bottom bitch?
 
Being upset about this thread is silly. No one here hates Alex personally/hates the project for "no reason."
No one here said "man fuck that guy for making a game" out of nowhere without a cause ... in fact a lot of people here WANT the game to be DONE and playable.

We hate that Alex bullshits everyone and lies about what he's doing every day. A lot of his free time seems unaccounted for and suspicious for someone who is doing this game as a full time job with payment from the Internet. If Alex would work on himself, and his game, instead of being mad about the Internet... the criticism for being a bullshitter will go away.

Maybe listen to why people are annoyed and fix it. And don't shoot the messenger, and bitch and complain, when told the truth.

One white knight coming to defend their dear developer and unusually, Alex isn't streaming tonight!
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Coincidence? Place your bets now! Unban my main from your Discord faggot.
LOL LOL LOL
 
I don't think @Thadd is a white knight or a Alex sock account, he just strikes me more as someone uninformed and optimistic/naive about Alex and Yandere simulator
He could merely be a moron, or he could be a preteen. It's often hard to tell the difference.
 
Well I for one don't know how to make a game. Do you?
I do. And I don't think Alex could have done it more wrong if he tried. The fundamental basics of the project, down below even the yandere game concept, are terribly flawed. It'd be less painful to give yourself a circumcision with an escalator than it would be to make additions to his codebase.

I don't know. I'm starting to regret joining this thread. I just felt really bad that people were crapping on him. If I worked on something for 6 years and everyone hated it, I would be really sad.
Your welcome to go feel bad about it. But this thread is about laughing at his continued failures and mistakes, not being nice to him. Don't just stroll into someone else's party and demand they change because you don't like it, that's just rude. If you don't like seeing it, your browser has this incredible feature where you can close a tab and not come back, and you'll never see our mean words again.
 
Your welcome to go feel bad about it. But this thread is about laughing at his continued failures and mistakes, not being nice to him. Don't just stroll into someone else's party and demand they change because you don't like it, that's just rude. If you don't like seeing it, your browser has this incredible feature where you can close a tab and not come back, and you'll never see our mean words again.
The decision has been taken out of his control.
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Edit: I may have struck a nerve.
 
No I don't think that, but maybe the next people he works with will be more compatible with him and his vision for the game.
I don't think you've been on here for long and I'm going to tell you something about 99.9% of lolcows: it is far too late for redemption.
You know why we've somehow milked ~2150 pages at 20 posts per page out of this guy? Because he is retarded and has refused to get his act together. He's seen us pick apart every little bit of what he does under a microscope and say how it could improve and he does nothing. He is convinced that he is the shit and he can do no wrong. You're being far too optimistic, he is not going to redeem himself and if he was going to he would've done it years ago.
 
I can't fucking believe it, alex AND cameron joining on the same day to shit up two DIFFERENT threads?? are they trying to shit their pants at the same time??
:story: what a glorious day

Now we just need Cleveland and the triumvirate will be complete. Will we need a ritual summoning to get him here?
 
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