Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Jonah Hill poster]

IMO 2011 era June was the oldest she ever looked.
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I swear this bitch ages in reverse. That's probably intentional.

Notice how June is using pink, red, and blue lights in her videos now? That's an old movie industry trick, and in fact an old red light district (hooker) trick. The colored lights are really good for hiding blemishes, wrinkles, and discoloration in the skin. She's not being cute UwU, she's being sneaky.

She's not aging in reverse, she's just gotten better with filter technology and make-up. I promise you that in real life, she would absolutely look her age.

Look at these candids from just a couple years ago. Fucking she looks haggard. I promise she didn't age better now at almost 30.

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Almost looks like current day Sarah Silverman, except unlike sh0e, Sarah is less screechy.
Sarah only knows how to do her “bants” because to be fair, she used to be a successful stand-up comic.

 

[Marche]

Notice how June is using pink, red, and blue lights in her videos now? That's an old movie industry trick, and in fact an old red light district (hooker) trick. The colored lights are really good for hiding blemishes, wrinkles, and discoloration in the skin. She's not being cute UwU, she's being sneaky.

She's not aging in reverse, she's just gotten better with filter technology and make-up. I promise you that in real life, she would absolutely look her age.

Look at these candids from just a couple years ago. Fucking she looks haggard. I promise she didn't age better now at almost 30.

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the Wig does not help.

 

[Petronella]

June is one of those chicks who thinks being naturally thin means healthy. She's also one of those chicks who thinks it's cute and quirky not to take care of yourself. When you're still young with a decent metabolism, it's all cute to do the whole "lol I only get 2 hours of sleep a night and live off pizza rolls uwu" shtick but things like having a shit diet/sleeping habits, not drinking water, etc will catch up to you fast.

 

[Kraut]

Before I go.

Do you remember how armored skeptic used to call other "skeptics" who were making Anti-SJW content "Skeptic clones"?

Well... someone sent me this today.

https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1301632856637222912

I see this as more evidence supporting my prediction. Breadtube is doomed to undergo the same cycle of decline that the "skeptics" underwent.

The extra pinch of irony is that the same nonsense Greg did, is being done by breadtubers just as shoe joins them.

 

[Ita Mori]

So who's the breadtube equivalent of Greg?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Do you remember how armored skeptic used to call other "skeptics" who were making Anti-SJW content "Skeptic clones"?
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https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1301632856637222912

I see this as more evidence supporting my prediction. Breadtube is doomed to undergo the same cycle of decline that the "skeptics" underwent.

The extra pinch of irony is that the same nonsense Greg did, is being done by breadtubers just as shoe joins them.

Truly a comedy of errors. A group of people who draw all their ideas from people living 1 or 2 centuries ago, accusing others of copying them on the internet.

It's pretty clear, now, they're going into gatekeeping mode and trying to claim all the territory they can, before the bubble inevitably bursts.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

What will doom June isn't lacking money, or even relevance but not having people telling her that her farts smell like roses. She could have all the money in the world, but she NEEDS to have fans and simps. Because she's a bully, and you can't be a bully if there isn't someone echoing your nonsense. There is a video comparing Regina George and her methods with actual dictators, and I think one of the points was how they always need to have people surrounding them because that gives a false sense of adoration that impresses people.

It doesn't matter if she moves to more mature topics... she's gonna run out of fans soon because she isn't smart enough for that. And if she keeps her current shticks, she's gonna look like those 50 years old women who can't accept their age and act like "how do you do, fellow kids" types.

The extra pinch of irony is that the same nonsense Greg did, is being done by breadtubers just as shoe joins them.

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if Shoe's behind this, because that's such a basic bitch bully drama: "omg, look how she dresses like you, she totally wants to be like you, she's so jealous".

That doesn't work with men, though.

 

[No. 7 cat]

ShoeonHead OnlyFans when?

Soon.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Even if @Kraut is probably right, I could see some sort of centrists coalition, between center-left people (like destiny) and center-right people (like kraut, but not him especially because he knows too well how that kind of shit ends) dunking on the left and the right, being the next big thing.

Centrists are fucking scum cowards.

 

[Meriasek]

Soon.

Gotta milk those milkers while the bolts are not yet rusted through. Given that she's not even 30 yet I suspect that her ageing process will be fairly similar to milk as well.

 

[Anchors-Away]

It's pretty clear, now, they're going into gatekeeping mode and trying to claim all the territory they can, before the bubble inevitably bursts.

It will burst when Trump wins with ease. Because when the time comes and Biden losses by a landslide, breadtube will be the biggest collective of losers online as various /pol/ memes swarm social media.

They've had just over four years; four very long and tedious years to establish a "logical" alternative. All they had to do was present these political ideas to a mass of viewers ripe for picking. They had YouTube's backing and mainstream platforms to exploit for there advantage. Yet what have they realistically achieved? What have they done to counterbalance the so called "alt-right" that got Trump elected? Nothing but insanity. Johnathan Pie has a fantastic video on these types.

Someone is going to strike first and blame another not within days, hours. Likely during a livestream or tweet. "Maybe if you didn't push THESE views, we wouldn't have lost" will scream one breadtube banshee. Only for another to advocate for something Trump was elected upon, for example: his black college tuition fund. Leading to strive from another creator. They'll bicker and draw battle lines, isolate into bubbles that approve of x y and z.

Saddest part of it all, you know who'll likely survive? hbomber. Because he's been shifting towards more vidya and media related content.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

Someone is going to strike first and blame another not within days, hours. Likely during a livestream or tweet. "Maybe if you didn't push THESE views, we wouldn't have lost" will scream one breadtube banshee.

That reminds me of the TYT election night livestream, where they started at the point of "Of course Hillary is going to win, yay women!" and ended the night screaming "HOW DARE THE DNC PICK HILLARY, THIS IS WARFARE!"

 

[Based Papa John]

That reminds me of the TYT election night livestream, where they started at the point of "Of course Hillary is going to win, yay women!" and ended the night screaming "HOW DARE THE DNC PICK HILLARY, THIS IS WARFARE!"

It's not a quality unique to the Left, but you know that's what will happen should Trump actually win, and win big. No self-reflection. No self-awareness. Just finger-pointing and name-calling. I guarantee you this "don't punch left" crap will drop quicker than you can say "We're calling Minnesota for Trump."

Edit: I do want to address one more thing about Shoe that's likely been done to death here, but I think its worth repeating given her spats with Sargon and Styx. There's this tendency by her supporters to say "Shoe was always Left-wing, why you so mad, bro?" Yes, practically everyone in the Skeptic community with few exceptions called themselves "Left" (since being "Right" for a while meant that you were a Bush-supporting Theocrat, and I'm too smart to worship your bronze-age flying spaghetti monster, Mom!). However, it was clear that Shoe, et al pandered to a right wing audience. As @Kraut pointed out, few if any in the Skeptic community were willing to punch right because, at the time, it would alienate a significant part of your viewership. It didn't become cool to dump on the alt-right until after Charlottesville (do you read Loki, bro?), and people like Shoe had to scramble to distance themselves from Lauren Southern, et al to ingratiate themselves with the rising Breadtube crowd. Of course, many people who either worked with Shoe or followed her because of her pandering would be upset by this apparent "betrayal." The same woman who made her career making fun of dangerhairs is now one herself. This "she was always Left-wing" line is pretty close to gaslighting.

 

[Scarmaiden]

Soon.

As much as I would love it, I doubt it will happen. OnlyFans will mean that she'll have to reveal something we knew all along:

That smoll Shoe is the definition of skinny fat. Which would be fine had she not spent years shitting on overweight people and posting how uwu tiny she is. And sure there's photoshop, but someone will inevitably notice and lighting and angles can only do so much. Shoe's fragile ego won't be able to handle even the possibility of someone seeing that

 

[No. 7 cat]

As much as I would love it, I doubt it will happen. OnlyFans will mean that she'll have to reveal something we knew all along:
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That smoll Shoe is the definition of skinny fat. Which would be fine had she not spent years shitting on overweight people and posting how uwu tiny she is. And sure there's photoshop, but someone will inevitably notice and lighting and angles can only do so much. Shoe's fragile ego won't be able to handle even the possibility of someone seeing that

Probably not quite Sarah Silverman who looks okay in the face, yet is otherwise built like a fridge, but I'd say any em tier 3 subs would be disappointed.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

It will burst when Trump wins with ease. Because when the time comes and Biden losses by a landslide, breadtube will be the biggest collective of losers online as various /pol/ memes swarm social media.

They've had just over four years; four very long and tedious years to establish a "logical" alternative. All they had to do was present these political ideas to a mass of viewers ripe for picking. They had YouTube's backing and mainstream platforms to exploit for there advantage. Yet what have they realistically achieved? What have they done to counterbalance the so called "alt-right" that got Trump elected? Nothing but insanity.

With the definition of "alt-right" loosening to encompass moderate Republicans, the inherent connotation of "alt-right = far-right" which has been beaten into public discourse, and most organizations giving their causes lip service (even if the execs don't truly feel that way), Leftists have been given the biggest handicap in history. They're seen as "insurgents" while grifting the same as everyone else.

Even when you could be openly Right-wing on mainstream sites in 2016, we didn't have admins working in our favor like Leftists do now.

If Breadtube falls apart like the Right did, it will never be censored to the degree the Right is. Vaush and others will never have to worry about being kicked off payment processors and in some cases, not even seeing donations.

 

[Meriasek]

As much as I would love it, I doubt it will happen. OnlyFans will mean that she'll have to reveal something we knew all along:
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That smoll Shoe is the definition of skinny fat. Which would be fine had she not spent years shitting on overweight people and posting how uwu tiny she is. And sure there's photoshop, but someone will inevitably notice and lighting and angles can only do so much. Shoe's fragile ego won't be able to handle even the possibility of someone seeing that

If she starts tweeting about hitting the gym, we'll know what to expect a little later.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So who's the breadtube equivalent of Greg?

Contra. Easily Contra.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

It will burst when Trump wins with ease. Because when the time comes and Biden losses by a landslide, breadtube will be the biggest collective of losers online as various /pol/ memes swarm social media.

They've had just over four years; four very long and tedious years to establish a "logical" alternative. All they had to do was present these political ideas to a mass of viewers ripe for picking. They had YouTube's backing and mainstream platforms to exploit for there advantage. Yet what have they realistically achieved? What have they done to counterbalance the so called "alt-right" that got Trump elected? Nothing but insanity. Johnathan Pie has a fantastic video on these types.

Someone is going to strike first and blame another not within days, hours. Likely during a livestream or tweet. "Maybe if you didn't push THESE views, we wouldn't have lost" will scream one breadtube banshee. Only for another to advocate for something Trump was elected upon, for example: his black college tuition fund. Leading to strive from another creator. They'll bicker and draw battle lines, isolate into bubbles that approve of x y and z.

Saddest part of it all, you know who'll likely survive? hbomber. Because he's been shifting towards more vidya and media related content.

That's because upper middle-class leftists couldn't strategize their way out of a paper bag. Politics has almost only a moral dimension for them, rarely practical. Granted, right-wingers are also idiots, but they can more effectively organize and not tear each other apart. One chud is weak. Many chuds are strong. It would do well for a leftist actually interested in causing change to study how the right keeps itself together.

 

[SBG]

That's because upper middle-class leftists couldn't strategize their way out of a paper bag. Politics has almost only a moral dimension for them, rarely practical. Granted, right-wingers are also idiots, but they can more effectively organize and not tear each other apart. One chud is weak. Many chuds are strong. It would do well for a leftist actually interested in causing change to study how the right keeps itself together.

Not sure that's quite true when you have organizations bailing out rioters left and right and organizing pressure against politicians so that it's rare to hear of rioters/protesters going to jail for assault. I've never heard of a right wing organization trying to bail out Proud Boys or their analogues.