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It's suicidal from having to cope with Tom.
Tommy Tooter Facebook Megathread Extravaganza! - Oh, Tom!
- Thread starter Mariposa Electrique
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It's suicidal from having to cope with Tom.
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Tom updates the photograph. He fails at feminity. What a smug face. We should dox Ella.
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Cranky Hermit
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While Tom was in the funny farm, the leadership of the vermin met and made plans to seize the hovel. The revolution has begun. The mice have chewed through the power cables. Roach freedom fighters kamikazed themselves into the electronics. Stage two is now under way. Watch your toes, Tommy.
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Sounds to me like it’s under the remote control of the cyberterrorist organisation known only as “System 32.” They must have hacked his machine and installed their folder. No doubt even now they’re using that to access his machine and look at his files and browsing history prior to making a blackmail attempt. Good thing Tom’s too much of a boomer to know that he can just delete their folder and rid his machine of their evil.
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OMFG look at those giant man arms. He definitely fails at femininity totally And that scraggy hair what a rats nest.
Literally there is a family of rats that call that gross stringy mess home.
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alright lol which one of you is LARPing as Ella and Eva
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"I really don't like to beg".......aren't there several instances of old Toots chimping out because people from AMB only throw pennies at him after he begged for money and painted himself as a global celebrity. Tell me, Tom. Where are all the people who think you're a beautiful woman. Surely, there must be a sugar daddy who is willing to give you money to keep you comfortable.
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Out walking their guide dogs?
Cranky Hermit
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"I don't like to beg..." coming from a guy that eats out of dumpsters. Oh, wait. When he does that he's a brave hippie rebel "fighting the system."
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Buying gourmet lobster with foodstamps meant for women and children.
Cranky Hermit
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Wait! The spirits just spoke to me! Aside from taunting me about how I'll be devoured by reptilian demons and shat unto the surface of Mars they revealed a truth to me! Tom's computers "broke" at the same time. Tom claims to be short on this month's bills. Tom really needs just a few bucks. ...Tom ran out of shitty, low grade weed and desperately needs more.
Can't you find it in your hearts to reach out to him? Imagine being in the living situation he's in... and having to face it stone cold sober.
Can't you find it in your hearts to reach out to him? Imagine being in the living situation he's in... and having to face it stone cold sober.
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He should just eat the cockroaches. There's probably enough biomass in just vermin crawling all over his pigsty to keep him alive a while.
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I thought Tom was well known, loved and supported within his community. Isn't that what he always says? Why can't he call upon them for help? Even to call a friend to come over for a few hours a week to help him keep his home in order. What gives? Where is this community?
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They're kindly supporting his patreon.
Patreon
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www.patreon.com
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They're kindly supporting his patreon.
Patreon
Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!
Lolol! That Patreon pic is hilarious. For once Tom kinda looks like a woman: An insane, constipated old witch. But a woman nonetheless.
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Tom is begging for money.
Didn't he just turn down an offer for $10 to play "Pink Panther"?
Didn't he just turn down an offer for $10 to play "Pink Panther"?
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That would be a trainwreck on the level of what he did to "Baker Street."
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I'd pay a dollar to hear him fuck up Hot Cross Buns.
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Null already did that. He gave him some Bitcoin and Tommy didn't know what to do with it.