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Comma said:
All these carefully placed tweets, hinting at lost income and unexpected big bills combined with the vest streak/tips goal, all meant to make sure his pay pigs stay conditioned into dumping their allowances/stimulus checks onto DSP's PayPal because he was unable to do his daily routine of reminding people to give him money while streaming. That's some next-level guilt-tripping right there, folks.

On the other hand: can you really blame him? There are people ready to dump stacks of cash into his account at the literal snap of his fingers at any given time.

Because that's the saddest part of it all: the guilt-tripping on Twitter will actually work, and he knows it.
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I expect at least 300$ today if he promised multiple vest streaks count and early at that. I'm hyped at the new lows he stoop at with those twitter posts, expect MASSIVE greed and shaming the paypigs today.
 
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Did phil complain about pain in his face? WeBMD says it could be a tooth issue. It also says it could be tumors lmao. So obviously its cancer.
 
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Did phil complain about pain in his face? WeBMD says it could be a tooth issue. It also says it could be tumors lmao. So obviously its cancer.
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I remember dsp mentioned he would drink fizzy soda and brush his teeth immediately afterwards, which strips the protective layer from your teeth

but there is no way this man-child could have any sort of tooth issue without tweeting/complaining about it

on the other hand, he could be using the ear drum fund to buy a new set of teeth

if he makes it to the couch today, it's gonna be a major pity party, he'll have to re-cap his days off, re-cap what he tweeted about, and constantly defending himself from people asking innocent questions about something he decided to share
 
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Comma said:
There are people ready to dump stacks of cash into his account at the literal snap of his fingers at any given time.
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He's the Thanos of finance. Snaps his fingers and half of some people's finances are gone.
TheTractor said:
I expect at least 300$ today if he promised multiple vest streaks count and early at that. I'm hyped at the new lows he stoop at with those twitter posts, expect MASSIVE greed and shaming the paypigs today.
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I hope they do it immediately so he has to wear 3 vests all stream.
 
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(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1302641426627354626)

Let the guilt-trip-a-thon commence.

He'll show up in the chat to lay the foundations of the pity stream any minute now.


-EDIT- There we go.

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Apparently he's 100% sure his ear drum is damaged:

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And of course, finances:

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That's what all successful streamers do, you know? They unload all of their personal problems onto their audience, because people are here to escape their own problems. "Here, have mine!"

"Different tips goal, you guys!" 🐋-call tweet:

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If you guys didn't know already, DSP has an ear infection. Maybe you missed it:

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Now Phil has given a reason to not go to the doctor for his obvious lie. "I'd assume".....bruh, you did what everyone here did and just googled the first result about it (or you read what we wrote)

EDIT: This entire opening stream is just a pity party for the pigroach "I need a good distraction right now" and "I hope I feel better"
 
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Now Phil has given a reason to not go to the doctor for his obvious lie. "I'd assume".....bruh, you did what everyone here did and just googled the first result about it (or you read what we wrote)

EDIT: This entire opening stream is just a pity party for the pigroach "I need a good distraction right now" and "I hope I feel better"
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Even the title is literally "Phil Fights Through The Pain!"
But you shouldn't make fun of him because you don't know what pain he's putting up with behind the scenes. Suffering in silence is what Paul is known for, after all
He's playing an entirely new game, so it's not like the title will attract any new fans who have no idea what he's putting up with. He really does want to keep his streams restrained to a small, tight circle of loyal whales
 
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God, he’s such a pathetic cuck and shitty liar.

Pigroach made +100$ for months, but now he’s oh so worried about finances because he hasn’t streamed for T W O days.

And the chargebacks man! 5 dollars here, 2 dollars there... It all adds up!

Oh wait, didn’t Pil say he always wins those? :thinking:
 
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Comma said:
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(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1302641426627354626)

Let the guilt-trip-a-thon commence.

He'll show up in the chat to lay the foundations of the pity stream any minute now.


-EDIT- There we go.

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Apparently he's 100% sure his ear drum is damaged:

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And of course, finances:

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That's what all successful streamers do, you know? They unload all of their personal problems onto their audience, because people are here to escape their own problems. "Here, have mine!"

"Different tips goal, you guys!" 🐋-call tweet:

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If you guys didn't know already, DSP has an ear infection. Maybe you missed it:

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lmao. So predictable:
Iron Hamster said:
So he's attempting to recoup 2 days of fucking off plus whatever he alleges the chargeback total is.
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JPG said:
Bold of you to assume he’ll not just change the vest and increase the vest stream number
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PieceofShet said:
So if he gets 300, will he wear 3 vests same time? Cause that would make sense. If you dont think about it.
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That's what his tweet said.
 
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