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He tweeted that trolls are the only people that care about the vest streak right now
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meanwhile losing sleep over the vest streak ending
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There were like 5-10 people responsible for this dumb fucking streak. Nobody else gives a shit about it - even his regulars mocked it every day.

Phil thinks it was some huge community effort that proved he had a solid fanbase, yet every day it was the same few retard faggots tipping large amounts of 50 or 100 a pop. And after it hit $100, donations stopped dead. The streak was nothing but a few single, lonely middle aged men with no hobbies to spend their disposable income on.

I don't really give a shit it's over but I am taking pleasure in how the pig is losing sleep over this.
 
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Before everyone starts doing a victory lap, the vest streak has shown how fucking insipid people like OIC are because giving Phil money gets us mad(?) and he won't miss a chance to throw more money at Phil to wear some stupid glasses or a smelly old jersey.

The vest streak is over but Phil's greed and the paypig desire to see Phil debase himself for another cool $100 is eternal.
 
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Frogga said:
He tweeted that trolls are the only people that care about the vest streak right now
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meanwhile losing sleep over the vest streak ending
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Mourning the fact that the made more over the course of six months than some people do in a year.

Since he's doubtlessly still awake and flying through Twitter and Instagram and checking here, I'll take a few moments out of my morning to give him some real, practical advice.

Hi, Phil. Kill yourself.
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
I'll echo the call for people to chill about this outcome, purely because even though the streak is over it's going to be immediately replaced by another nonsensical and lazy gimmick which his gullible fans will lap up hungrily.

It's over, but it's not really.
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It's not a legacy-ending blow but I stopped expecting that years ago. I genuinely believe we won't see the end coming. Something will happen such that Phil can't or won't stream anymore and that'll be that. We won't ever hear from him again. When he finally does the mental math and works out that he needs to do something else to survive Phil will drop his fans and his social media and the entire shebang like a bad habit because he obviously hates every aspect of it apart from the money it makes him.

No, what makes me happy is that he took an L live on stream. The fact that he stuck around like a pathetic cuck for so long waiting for someone to give him what he wants and then laid awake over it for hours fills me with unbridled joy. This is the only sort of setback Phil ever seems to take: the humiliating kind, and it's been too long since he's been humbled. I don't want to see him driven to the poorhouse nearly so much as I want to see his ego take bodyblows when he thinks he's sitting pretty.
 
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Pargon said:
It's not a legacy-ending blow but I stopped expecting that years ago. I genuinely believe we won't see the end coming. Something will happen such that Phil can't or won't stream anymore and that'll be that. We won't ever hear from him again. When he finally does the mental math and works out that he needs to do something else to survive Phil will drop his fans and his social media and the entire shebang like a bad habit because he obviously hates every aspect of it apart from the money it makes him.
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I'm not so sure about that, I think he'll fight tooth and nail to hang on to his "career". Realistically, he's never going to get anything but an entry level job so he can't afford to stop.
 
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Wednesday morning: "I am extremely disappointed in you guys. You guys clearly don't care for me and it makes me wonder if you all are just detractors. All I asked for each stream was a small donation of $100 so that I can LIVE! I'm going to take the next two days off and figure out how to deal with this. I thought I had a loyal fan base... *sigh*."
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
I'm not so sure about that, I think he'll fight tooth and nail to hang on to his "career". Realistically, he's never going to get anything but an entry level job so he can't afford to stop.
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Oh I have no doubt he's desperate to keep doing what he's doing in lieu of a job. But there's a breaking point. There has to be. There are certain aspects of his lifestyle Phil will refuse to give up. When it comes down to deciding between those and continuing to stream, he'll vanish.
 
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Pargon said:
No, what makes me happy is that he took an L live on stream. The fact that he stuck around like a pathetic cuck for so long waiting for someone to give him what he wants and then laid awake over it for hours fills me with unbridled joy. This is the only sort of setback Phil ever seems to take: the humiliating kind, and it's been too long since he's been humbled. I don't want to see him driven to the poorhouse nearly so much as I want to see his ego take bodyblows when he thinks he's sitting pretty.
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The beauty of it is that Phil made it this way. Not a single detractor, not even the spergy faggots that live on Twitter and Reddit, would be laughing about this and celebrating if it weren't for the fact that Phil decided to rationalize this retarded shit by claiming the streak as a victory over the detractors. He was determined to make this meaningless bullshit into a W, and now that his paypigs refused to step up he's stuck holding that L.
 
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At what point does he just put on the fuckin clown wig? This is beyond dumb.

I am surprised that Dave is willing to pivot away from just doing the vest streak again. After all, he spent soooo much money on new vests and that coat rack to hold em all in his office, is he just gonna let all that go to waste?
 
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BREAKING: THE VEST STREAK IS OVER


Rambled for seven minutes after the YouTube recording was finished, trying to pull a Hail Mary of a guilt trip to get the paypigs to save the vest streak.
He rambled for so long that his Switch went into power save mode.

"It's sucks that it ends like this."
"I was in a good position, but my getting sick fucked everything up."
"On Wednesday morning, we're gonna talk about the future."
"Now that the vest streak is over, I don't know what we're going to do."
"I didn't say it was anybody's fault, it's my fault for being sick."
"Thank you for six months of the vest streak, it ends tonight."

Tips Goal: $18/$100 (Ooofff) Vest Streak: 276

R.I.P. The Begging Vest Streak - March 09, 2020 to September 07, 2020

*UPDATE*

He came back on mic 5 minutes after he started his end of stream slideshow. He sat there staring at his laptop, hoping that by glaring at his Streamlabs page that he could summon OnlyIcedCoffee into tipping him more money at the last minute.
It didn't work.
Repeated what he had said during the last-minute guilt trip, and finally turned off the Twitch stream.

"That's it, it's officially over."

The Grift Continues . . .
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lmao! But he totally doesn't cares about the streak guys!
And did he work himself into the corner of not being able to take his 'water break' to summon his whales after it was noticed that's what he does?
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
At what point does he just put on the fuckin clown wig? This is beyond dumb.

I am surprised that Dave is willing to pivot away from just doing the vest streak again. After all, he spent soooo much money on new vests and that coat rack to hold em all in his office, is he just gonna let all that go to waste?
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He's a pig. What do pigs know better than waste, and wallowing in it?
 
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harbinger said:
Wait, does this mean Philip can’t buy groceries this week?
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He made over 200 dollars every day for the past few months but he's on the brink of starvation. He might not even be able to afford both of the nextgen gaming consoles on release, don't you shitheads understand how mature adult life works?
 
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