At the potential cost of my sanity, I'm actually going to reply to a whole bunch of Chipman Bros. tweets. May God have mercy on my soul.
Jesus Christ, this is just pathetic. Chris seems to be unaware of how exactly e-fame works. You don't start out begging for money aggressively, you first have to create something people want to see. There's a decent amount of luck involved (and also hoping that the algorithm works in your favor), but I don't think his continued attempts at self-promotion are doing anything for him.
Doesn't really help it seems that his stuff is incredibly niche, like ska music and a podcast where he documents his life I guess? Nobody's gonna want to see that, Chris. Go home and be a family man, leave internet fame to your brother (and learn why it's not all it's cracked up to be).
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Nazi can kill to save their friends' lives too. Nazis are human.
Bob completely misses the point of the post he's replying to, which is par for the course I guess. The point of the original poster was that leftists have gone so far off the rails that they believe that their enemies are completely irredeemable and unforgivable no matter what they do, even if all they did was share their stash of rare Pepes. Simultaneously, they believe that those who are on their side (or at least not on the bad guys') should be given the opportunity to atone for their sins, up to and including murder.
Bob being Bob, he speaks the quiet part out loud and proves the OP's point. Way to go dehumanizing people again, fatso.
And speaking of dehumanization:
What don't count as human are people use other people until they outlive their usefulness:
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I feel like Bob views himself as some Machiavellian political genius, moving pawns around on a chessboard while sipping the finest wines as he listens to a classical concerto. He doesn't realize he's just a Masshole playing Mario and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Bobby believes in magic and religion, just not as much as he'd like to:
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I get the sneaking suspicion that this is projection on Bob's part. Remember, in his book he claims he thwarted his own therapy, but I find it highly suspect that a kid of Bob's intelligence (or lack thereof) could outwit a therapist. Rather, it's possible that Bob failed at his therapy, and thus he views rehabilitation as a whole as garbage. If it didn't work for him, then clearly it can't work for anybody! It's not Bob's problem he's a fat loser, it's everyone else's!
He continues his futile gerrymandering of "working class":
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Bob continues to be so desperate to be seen as part of the oppressed working class. Since he's a straight white male, he really doesn't have any other way to get oppression points. Aside from trooning out, I suppose, and we
really don't need to see that play out.
I did a cursory glance at the Wikipedia article for "working class" (because this really doesn't deserve much more thought than I'm giving it), and it seems Bobby's not the only one that likes to lump in baristas and vloggers with the traditional working class, although it does mention that the term is generally used non-academically in the US to refer to blue-collar workers. But there's a line saying that some researchers think people should be allowed to self-identify as working class, which is fucking hysterical. I guess words can have any meaning we want them to now. Thanks, postmodernism!
Ashley Coffin is unhappy with Bob's Will E. Coyotesque murder fantasies:
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It warms the cockles of my metallic skeleton heart to see Bob continue to be relentlessly shit on. And his only response, as usual, is to go "why does everyone hate me?" in his usual passive-aggressive way. Never change, Bobbo.
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this video Bobby is supposed to discusses the historicity of Hua Mulan (as if there were anything to discuss). To spare you, Bobby's short answer is "maybe" and his long answer is "we don't know". My definitive answer is NO; Hua Mulan only exist as a folk tale. Bobby is also mistaken in saying ancient China trained women for archery and horse-riding. Not only such education, which belong to the so-called Six Arts, exclusive for men, they are exclusive for
upper-class men, not villagers among whom conscription was drawn.
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Continuing to simp for China, I see. Despite the movie being panned by audiences (although it got Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, but it's one of those Fembusters situations where it's only like 76%) and the various controversies surrounding it (like the star supporting the crackdown on Hong Kong and the film literally thanking the government in the region with the Uyghur concentration camps), Bob's yellow fever and love of simplistic action movies that don't ask him to think compel him to defend it relentlessly.
Finally, a clear case of sour grapes. Because he lives in deathly fear of the coof, he doesn't get to go see Tenet in theaters. Thus, he must convince himself it's a garbage awful movie so he doesn't feel bad about not getting to see it anytime soon.
(As I said in my review before, it's not the greatest movie and certainly not one you can turn your brain off for, but it's a beautiful film that deserves to be seen on the big screen. I'm guessing this woman hasn't sat through anything more complex than an MCU film, which is probably why Bobby's retweeting her.)
...phew. Okay, probably won't do that again for a while. Too much Bob will hurt you.
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