🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Superman93's Bitch]

As crazy as this whole thing has been, this has been the first time I’ve been legitimately concerned as it relates to Faith’s safety. Manipulative as she may be, she’s still just a young, dumb teenage girl. That shit didn’t sit well with me at all. You usually don’t find out if statements like that are serious until after something happens.

INB4 ralph makes faith drink the kool-aid

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Oh he's gonna love the pictures of his mom on here.

Sorry, I removed my other post to remove the extraneous information that made the document unreadable due to Sam Ambreen's mania. What was posted about Ethan and Sandra is as follows:

>theralph@aol.com theralph@worldnet.att.net Sandra Briggs Ralph aka Sandra Ralph is the mother of Ethan Oliver Ralph aka Ethan Ralph. Her phone number is (501) 733-1705 and her Facebook account is https://www.facebook.com/sbralph

Thus far I think that's all that's been posted about Sandra, as earlier pages in this thread don't seem to contain much information about her.

Ah yeah i had her facebook link whihc is a few comments after my original one but i did not have her phone number nice find

This is an autistic post.

And yet, at the same time, it bears repeating that Gator leaving Ralph would be a very sound plan for Gator.



"Reality TV" is more scripted than you might realize.

Hollywood writers lack the imagination to make up the shit we're seeing here.

Oh yes i agree it was autistic on purpose but also is a good plan for gator. My point is and i most likely didnt communicate it properly was that everything ralph does harms himself and others around him. if he didnt confirm his mothers name then i would not have remembered seeing her facebook profile a while back.

That's quite the family resemblance, eyes, nose, mouth, and general head shape. Anybody have a picture of the 's father?

Do you have the name of the father the actual name? i might be able to find something


Also anyone know how Ralph is coping with his mums information and pictures being out in the open? also why cant i tag ralph?

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Do you have the name of the father the actual name? i might be able to find something

Nevermind I found it. Daddy, Ronald Ralph

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/commercialappeal/obituary.aspx?n=ronald-eugene-ralph-ronnie&pid=192401940

 

[Kaiser Aura]

I'm somewhat trepidatious about Aguie. If he's that weak in body, he probably is also weak in voice. Could he holler over anybody? Could he do it all fuckin' day?

All Augie does his surround himself with other like minded speds like himself while he broadcasts from his closet. I've said it in a previous post, it's IBS Lite.

He lives in a little hugbox surrounded by Ralph orbiters. He'll fly too close to the sun and get burned.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I don't think it's a suicide threat or anything, it's a line he's said before. "The only way the retort can be aborted is when I shuffle off this mortal coil" is one of those quotes he always throws out there when people are fucking with him; he's basically saying no one can beat him. What is interesting is his tone, he sounds weary and anxious, depressed even. Despite his moments of bluster I can see this is really getting to him.

The only out for you is jail Gunt, do your time and you might get a third chance at life.

This, its figurative of speech, its definitely a flex to say that he is unstoppable. Ralph has a very narcissistic way of thinking, and its especially been shown during this Faith arc.

He has a mindset where everything is a competition and he has to win at all costs. It really shows when it comes to Faith, I doubt he has any real care for her or any affection, if you haven't noticed, anytime Mathew starts "winning" against ER, ER will escalate the situation even further. An example would be from this month "I'm glad I ruined this happy family", Mr. Vickers of course responds by saying he now has full access to Faiths DMs and other social media DMs and texts. Ralph now feels like he is on the ropes, so you know what he does? Tells Faith he is going to marry her at some point and has HER say that in her video, just so he can get his dopamine rush.

Look at his background marriage with Nora, he had zero effort in that relationship/marriage and correct me i'm wrong, but he did marry her during gaymer gate right? Then when the divorce came around, he made her sign a NDA. He definitely made her sign that so she couldn't get the last laugh AKA get the win on him by revealing details about him.

TL;DR: Ralph will escalate situations because he has the mindset that everything is a game and he MUST win, why else would Faiths ISIS hostage video mentioned marriage him telling Mathew that they're trying to have kids.

 

[Cow Poly]

There is hope that your daughter will be/is able to do this Internet Daddy... but as you say these were not her words... they are that of Rad Roberts.

One thing you may not understand about this site is that one of the major factors in ER being a lolcow is that he cannot escape this thread. He has to read it. Malignant narcissism demands it.

 

[Captain Manning]

One thing you may not understand about this site is that one of the major factors in ER being a lolcow is that he cannot escape this thread. He has to read it. Malignant narcissism demands it.

More specifically, he has to keep abreast of what's going on in this thread. He actually has Gator read it.

Which is good for us, I suppose. Buy one cow, get one free.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Even if Kiwi Farms had anything to do with causing any kind of decline in her mental health, our tip is simple…STOP READING KIWI FARMS! This requires no therapy, no medication, and no physical interactions. Just stop. It is literally action through inaction- Matthew Vickers 2020.

*Chefs kiss*

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Nobody should ever stop reading Kiwi Farms. This is where all the great minds gather to have highly intelligent and distinguished discussions. We are much smarter than Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph is stupid and fat. He needs us.

 

[Edilg]

Ralph wouldn't have to constantly read the farms if he didn't block all dissent. He needs to know what were talking about so he can kick callers and mute people in chat quick.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Nevermind I found it. Daddy, Ronald Ralph

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https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/commercialappeal/obituary.aspx?n=ronald-eugene-ralph-ronnie&pid=192401940

what a stunner, i cna see where ralph got his good looks from

 

[beautiful person]

Nevermind I found it. Daddy, Ronald Ralph

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https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/commercialappeal/obituary.aspx?n=ronald-eugene-ralph-ronnie&pid=192401940

Jfc, his mother looks like Tommy Tooter and his father looks like Jim Cornette. If it weren’t just visual coincidence I'd say it's no wonder that Ralph is such an angry little gremlin.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

We were calling for her to go back to her parents, we were her biggest supporters yet she spit on our faces with her meth teeth.

 

[Cow Poly]

Almost forgot ...
to: Matt Vickers
subject: research

As you go through the discord and twitter DMs, look for the content that will be the most damaging to his online persona.

No one in this thread believes that he carries any legitimate “dissident right” beliefs, but his remaining supporters do.

Look for evidence of him going against his perceived political stances... In his initial flirtations with your daughter you should be able to find him insinuating that he is “not actually racist” and that he is “not actually anti Semitic” and probably that it’s “totally ok for a man to identify as a women.”

Anything about him hating is audience, especially his supporters is gold. He attacked other IBS shows/hosts for this and we already know he hates many of his fans just like his hero Mister Metokur does.

Rad Roberts is also a part of the “manosphere”.... a part of the Internet that hates women. Anything about him sending whiny messages to Faith and especially him sending her money will embarrass the shit out of him. (Or her asking for money and him promising to send it)

Look up these terms from our corner of the Internet and look for anything related as you go through the data.

Simp, Cuck, Cringe, SJW, degenerate, loli, cp, crypto-Jew, beta male, tranny, race-mixer, leftist, ... anything the extreme right hates... look for it.

Regards,
Cow Poly

 

[Horus]

It would be absoluetly hilarious if you miss your Infowars thing because you are passed out in a Maker's Mark/Xanax coma, or are in jail, Ralph.

Your one last attempt at reviewing a dying show, and you just piss it away because you can't go one night without your chemical related dopamine fix. I would laugh profusely but would not be surprised...because pissing stuff away is in your nature, isn't it Ralph?

Ralph, when you were on YouTube and even Stream.me, you had a chance, a real chance at building your own little "indie" brand show that had some potential. Some sperg drama, a few news articles, crazy callers, and a pinch of gonzo-journalism. Could have been really fucking cool, but you pissed it away because you got drunk on a charity stream and said some edge-lord shit.

Now look at that 18 year old girl, you are about to piss her life away as well. Why? All because some weird people like me make fun of you on an internet forum? Grow up man. Put her on a flight back to her folks and go get a real job before all your chemical issues do more damage to her already fragile mental health.

 

[Chaosbandit]

Awful lot of moralfagging, hand-wringing, and complaints about how other people parent going on in here...

If any of you had kids would you livetweet and go on Godwinson when they were dating a retarded eceleb?

Yes.
I would burn their idiotic little lives to the ground and leave it in ashes.
Got a better alternative?

Remember kids, if your daughter turns out to be a lying sociopath that dates a shitty eCeleb, immediately start publicly shaming them on Twitter. Make a website chronicling their personal life. Go on drama streams. This is normal behavior, and any parent who wouldn't do this is just dumb.

Everyone keeps attacking these posts, but no one's bothered to ask how this individual dealt with their teenage daughter running off to shack up with a known substance abuser. Please, tell us what the better option should be from your years of parenting experience.

I suspect she is already pregnant. It would certainly make her recent behaviour in all of this... somewhat less perplexing.

Her future is fucked if this is the case.
Not completely, but it ends up a whole lot harder to pivot out of this if that happens.
And you know the Vickers clan has got to be freaking out about that (because no one ever wants to think about the actual worst case scenario).
Any other dumb thing the girl does (even the poorly thought out sex tape) can be course corrected and gotten past over time, but a kid is a whole other issue.
And it's not like she could get child support when the obvious outcome ends up happening, either.



Way too many people without kids trying to complain about parenting in here...

 

[Guntkvd]

Isn't Augie the one with the severe lack of muscle tissue in his arms because of cancer or something? If so that kid scares the shit out of me, it's like watching a holocaust survivor chit chat about memes and Youtube policy.

Edit: jfc it is. Kid's got the arms of a pianist at Birkenau. Good for him though, if Ralph can make it with his level of deformities anyone should be allowed to.
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Long lost russian brother?

 

[Had]

No one in this thread believes that he carries any legitimate “dissident right” beliefs, but his remaining supporters do.
Look for evidence of him going against his perceived political stances

Nah just give the real shit to the cops and take the fucker to jail

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Nah just give the real shit to the cops and take the fucker to jail

Can't wait for Gator's statement after that happens.

"haha, so guys, as you know, Ralph goofed up again and he's awaiting his arraignment. You know I've told him so many times, just focus on the show! Don't get involved in the drama, but you know how Ralph is! He'll be out soon though, I'll bail him out and we can get back to talking about nig... bad faith actors on the left ruining America! And we can talk about anime! Ralph has come back from worse things, and you really can't abort the retort! You just can't!"

blares Rage Against the Machine on repeat for several hours while crying in the bathroom. Years wasted! Years! He just had to fucking do the show!

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Can't wait for Gator's statement after that happens.

"haha, so guys, as you know, Ralph goofed up again and he's awaiting his arraignment. You know I've told him so many times, just focus on the show! Don't get involved in the drama, but you know how Ralph is! He'll be out soon though, I'll bail him out and we can get back to talking about nig... bad faith actors on the left ruining America! And we can talk about anime! Ralph has come back from worse things, and you really can't abort the retort! You just can't!"

blares Rage Against the Machine on repeat for several hours while crying in the bathroom. Years wasted! Years! He just had to fucking do the show!

"G-Guys I promise, Zidan Ralph is coming back next week. Just you wait, all you a-logs will be owned epic style! HIT THE SOUNDBOARD ME"