Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
I can't decide if I want him to get back handed by a pump or caught in a sting operation. Maybe both could happen?
Why not both? I can see him getting roughed up by a pimp for not paying for some reason, and then trying to report the incident to the cops. That would be spectacular. He knows prostitution is illegal in Utah otherwise he wouldn't have sued to overturn the ban, but I wonder if he knows that if you're the victim of a crime while committing another crime, it doesn't absolve you of responsibility for you crime.
This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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Also, some men (Russ among them) get belligerent when turned down, so it's self-defense. Also, has it ever occurred to this idiot that maybe they do that with every guy who hits on them, regardless of whether or not they're disabled? He assumes the non-disabled guys get anything they want, and we all know that's simply not true.
 
Finding a prostitute, like, a streetwalker is almost impossible without a car or a drug habit. Knowing where to look is half the challenge, and if you don't have a car and don't want to smoke crack at the traphouse, where exactly will you fuck?

Russ isn't able to find a real prostitute and that's why he goes to brothels.
 
The problem with the street hookers is they have a pimp that will absolutely beat Russell within an inch of his life when he pulls his normal shit around that type of hooker, and he knows this.

Not to mention that the risk of STDs are much higher with street walkers vs. brothel prostitutes, at least in areas where prostitution of any kind is illegal. Wearing a condom minimizes the risk of contracting STDs, but it doesn't eliminate the risk entirely. Could you imagine Rat-mouth catching the Clap and making Facebook posts about it burning when he takes a leak, but being completely clueless as to why it's happening? Or trying to downplay it? "What the frick?! It burns when I pee! Can guys get UTIs? Maybe it was that Chipotle I ate the other day? What? VD? What's that?"

I can't decide if I want him to get back handed by a pump or caught in a sting operation. Maybe both could happen?

Hell, the prozzy could beat the shit out of Russ, he's such a weak and cowardly little manlet. And she probably would since street whores live a much higher risk life than legal brothel prostitutes and sometimes need to defend themselves from creeps.

Finding a prostitute, like, a streetwalker is almost impossible without a car or a drug habit. Knowing where to look is half the challenge, and if you don't have a car and don't want to smoke crack at the traphouse, where exactly will you fuck?

Russ isn't able to find a real prostitute and that's why he goes to brothels.

And Russ is living in the Southern Taylorsville/Northern West Jordan area now, which is quite a was from Downtown Salt Lake. He claims to have a car now, but hasn't provided any proof of it. It'd be pretty funny if he did get one for the sole purpose of cruising for store-bought strange. He would be the kind of guy that would believe owning a car would make him more of a "chick magnet", especially since the car is a shitty little Chrysler 200 compact sedan. Not exactly a Corvette or Porsche, and definitely not a Lamborghini or Ferrari. Y'know, the kind of cars chicks who are attracted to cars would go for (mostly because it means the guy who owns it has lots of money).
 
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Not to mention that the risk of STDs are much higher with street walkers vs. brothel prostitutes, at least in areas where prostitution of any kind is illegal. Wearing a condom minimizes the risk of contracting STDs, but it doesn't eliminate the risk entirely. Could you imagine Rat-mouth catching the Clap and making Facebook posts about it burning when he takes a leak, but being completely clueless as to why it's happening? Or trying to downplay it? "What the frick?! It burns when I pee! Can guys get UTIs? Maybe it was that Chipotle I ate the other day? What? VD? What's that?"



Hell, the prozzy could beat the shit out of Russ, he's such a weak and cowardly little manlet. And she probably would since street whores live a much higher risk life than legal brothel prostitutes and sometimes need to defend themselves from creeps.
And it would probably be justified. With no security around, Russ might think he can take liberties, and a lot of hookers who work illegally are quite adept at defending themselves. Some are armed. Russ would probably wet himself if someone pointed a gun at him.
 
And it would probably be justified. With no security around, Russ might think he can take liberties, and a lot of hookers who work illegally are quite adept at defending themselves. Some are armed. Russ would probably wet himself if someone pointed a gun at him.

He'd probably wet himself if someone just confronted him with aggression of any kind, armed or unarmed. He's scrawny, drippy little pussy. All accounts we've heard of him facing confrontation IRL has him always bitching out.
 
This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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Would love if someone reached out to “Madison” and asked her to spill the tea on her interactions with Ratmouth.
 
Once again, Russell fails to grasp that women working in customer service cannot be rude to a customer lest they risk being fired, so of course they will pretend to get your info and pretend to give a shit about you and your plights.

I bet he slurped on in there a week later, "Madshhhun, you hibn't add me on Inshagram. I shhought you were inrushhed in me shinshe you ashhed for my usshermame. I'm shhorry I hab a dishabillidy but I shhought you were bebber dan that."

Yes, this is (I guess) one of the "blessings" of being middle aged now. This poor girl.

Just about every teenaged girl and young lady has "that story" from their time working restaurant or retail. It is horrifying and sometimes traumatic depending on the level of harassment. You think you're just clocking in for another work day and in comes that guy, that unsettling creep ogling you and trying to paint you into a corner to accept a date. They really should draft some kind of protection for female employees against their boss punishing them for the high crime of avoiding guys like butternut McSlurpy.
 
Anybody else remember the "totally troo" hooker high school horror story in which the works girl in question engaged him in a high speed chase to the next exit on the interstate to get her money? I sure do. He may be terrified of women not under the control of a brothel. Pimps don't count. He's even more scared if Tyrone.
 
This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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I wonder if this means he's given up and left Beaches because he's not getting any gal pals, he's already been banned, or is trying to get Madison in trouble and will soon be banned. I hope it's the third.

Anybody else remember the "totally troo" hooker high school horror story in which the works girl in question engaged him in a high speed chase to the next exit on the interstate to get her money? I sure do. He may be terrified of women not under the control of a brothel. Pimps don't count. He's even more scared if Tyrone.

Yeah, didn't he submit that to one of those ~totally true horror stories~ channels on YouTube?
 
Just about every teenaged girl and young lady has "that story" from their time working restaurant or retail. It is horrifying and sometimes traumatic depending on the level of harassment. You think you're just clocking in for another work day and in comes that guy, that unsettling creep ogling you and trying to paint you into a corner to accept a date. They really should draft some kind of protection for female employees against their boss punishing them for the high crime of avoiding guys like butternut McSlurpy.
There should be protection, and managers should be more proactive about throwing people like Russ out.
 
I'm not a medical professional (lol) but i wonder why the course of action for Russ when it was clear that his "mobious" was inoperable was just to leave it as is. Like, couldn't they have stitched up his lips or something so we didn't have to gaze at his gaping maw? Or were the Greers like, fuck it, this one's a dud, it's not worth the money
 
This is plentiful.

Russ blames “bad genetics” for his inability to hold a tan. He also claims that Madison, one of Beaches Tanning Center’s employees, “lead [him] on.” As one would expect, he suggests she and her female colleagues are discriminating against the disabled.

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He makes a lot of these posts about women in service positions. He's always so unhappy that women aren't open to his advances. I remember he said something similar about some girl at a copy place. When you read something like this, even if you don't know who Russell is, you automatically would assume this guy was being a creep and making unwanted advances. And yet Russell expects everyone to be like "wow, that's fucked up that these women who are just trying to do their jobs don't give away their contact info to some random customer who's obviously just trying to get in their pants." He has a really awful case of Main Character Syndrome.
Yes, this is (I guess) one of the "blessings" of being middle aged now. This poor girl.

Just about every teenaged girl and young lady has "that story" from their time working restaurant or retail. It is horrifying and sometimes traumatic depending on the level of harassment. You think you're just clocking in for another work day and in comes that guy, that unsettling creep ogling you and trying to paint you into a corner to accept a date. They really should draft some kind of protection for female employees against their boss punishing them for the high crime of avoiding guys like butternut McSlurpy.
There's no question, Russell is absolutely the kind of guy women are talking about in stories like those. Except while many of those guys know they're creepy and just have no shame, Russ is convinced he's some sort of gentleman for what he does. He actually thinks these women will be charmed by him. And that's something I've never understood, that he doesn't realize how creepy he sounds. When he posts something like "Ugh! That girl told me to stop being a creep when I was just being nice!" he doesn't understand that people will think he was the one bothering her. He honestly believes it's unfair that women are allowed to tell him "no."
 
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He makes a lot of these posts about women in service positions. He's always so unhappy that women aren't open to his advances. I remember he said something similar about some girl at a copy place. When you read something like this, even if you don't know who Russell is, you automatically would assume this guy was being a creep and making unwanted advances. And yet Russell expects everyone to be like "wow, that's fucked up that these women who are just trying to do their jobs don't give away their contact info to some random customer who's obviously just trying to get in their pants." He has a really awful case of Main Character Syndrome.
Why on earth is he bothering to get a tan in the first place, does he think it will actually improve his odds? (Maybe he'll try Axe body spray next).
 
Anybody else remember the "totally troo" hooker high school horror story in which the works girl in question engaged him in a high speed chase to the next exit on the interstate to get her money?
No? Is this another event like the gang bombing Ken?
 
Why on earth is he bothering to get a tan in the first place, does he think it will actually improve his odds? (Maybe he'll try Axe body spray next).
Russ handles life as if it's a math problem and romance like it's in a movie. Spray tan + suit + hair product = studly. Being a stud + hitting on a woman = date. Dinner + <insert generic romantic movie gesture> = woman wooed. Woman wooed = sex. It doesn't matter that he's a narcissistic mongeloid. Russ is punching in the required inputs into the sex equation and those filthy fucking sluts are discriminating against him because he's disabled. He genuinely does not understand what he is doing wrong.
 
Russ handles life as if it's a math problem and romance like it's in a movie. Spray tan + suit + hair product = studly. Being a stud + hitting on a woman = date. Dinner + <insert generic romantic movie gesture> = woman wooed. Woman wooed = sex. It doesn't matter that he's a narcissistic mongeloid. Russ is punching in the required inputs into the sex equation and those filthy fucking sluts are discriminating against him because he's disabled. He genuinely does not understand what he is doing wrong.
Exactly. The idea that someone is allowed to not be interested is as foreign to him as hygiene.
 
Anybody else remember the "totally troo" hooker high school horror story in which the works girl in question engaged him in a high speed chase to the next exit on the interstate to get her money? I sure do. He may be terrified of women not under the control of a brothel. Pimps don't count. He's even more scared if Tyrone.

I think some of the prior stories disappeared when the subforum did - I don’t remember this one, but it sounds good. Did he refuse to pay? Or was the entire thing just some story he made up for attention?
 
I think some of the prior stories disappeared when the subforum did - I don’t remember this one, but it sounds good. Did he refuse to pay? Or was the entire thing just some story he made up for attention?
He made it up because he said he was driving. He can't drive.
 
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