🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[theguntsexpartner]

drumr828 put out an hour long video today. Has this chode heard of editing? Fuck man, put the whole goddamn killstream in your next video.

Kind of late on this but yes his videos are shit, okay they do give updates on what is happening but has he heard on trimming down his videos? fuck me teaclips does a better job, she trims it down and still keeps the context of what happened

Drumr828 leave the clipping to the professionals

Ralph killing himself would probably be the greatest gift he could give her, but knowing how cheap Ralph is I'm guessing Netflix and chill... Probably gonna watch Cuties since that's Ralph's thing.

Her birthday is actually this Thursday on the 17th. I wonder if Ralph will take the night off for it or if he'll spend the night yelling at his guests and angry tweeting like he usually does.

Twitter, he is going to be on twitter. he cannot help it, he will just be on it, it's become his life the only thing he knows how to do well

Maybe he'll bust out the fancy glass plates for their special birthday Arby's order.

Woah woah slow down there buddy, don't you know trash burgers exist? why spend money on your partner whom you want to marry and have children with when you can just get them burgers from a trash can.

"Come on Fai Fai we need to get da burgers for ya lovely birthday dinna, i bet your Ma and Pa could not afford something like this"?

WE'RE A CULT NOW!!!!!!!
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We have always been a cult, we have been a cultivating group of whale watchers for a while now. Did Ralph just realise that now? he is like our White whale, but rather then chase after him we are watching and waiting for him to screw up magnificently

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

It's gonna be one hell of a birthday celebration
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Here are a few more in-between. None of them look like the 'just out of jail' picture he uses for patreon and other shit:

I just noticed this but this loser just airbrushed his headphones off with MS Paint using a screenshot from the show because he thought he looked cool and uses that as pfp:

HAHAHA Ralph. you did a terrible job and look ridiculous. How has no one told you?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

THIS JUST IN! KIWIFARMSTOWN HAS SEEM TO HAVE DRUNK THE GUNT-AID!
Rev. Bryan “Kingofpol” Dunn found among the bodies with an outline in his hand!!!

 

[Endu]

It's gonna be one hell of a birthday celebration
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His smile and optimism: Slowly depleting

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Here are a few more in-between. None of them look like the 'just out of jail' picture he uses for patreon and other shit:

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I just noticed this but this loser just airbrushed his headphones off with MS Paint using a screenshot from the show because he thought he looked cool and uses that as pfp:

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HAHAHA Ralph. you did a terrible job and look ridiculous. How has no one told you?

I'm pretty sure that was made by @Crystal Golem and Ralph just stole it Unless they just both happened to make the same PNG.

edit here is the post

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Made some little head templates out of all the funniest caps I took the last couple of months.

 

[Kenobi]

Somebody ought to tag Dax and ask him how he feels about Ralph using leftist culture war tactics to try to shut Josh's revenue streams down. Surely the guy who supports child porn in the name of free speech would have no problem calling out this sort of behavior.

I bet he would call that person an fslur.
Dax motto is there is no bad tactics only bad targets.
He had no problem going after Jesses patreon or maddox sponsors. But whines like a bitch as soon as people target np2 or patreon.
He had no problem with Ralph calling josh a pedo, he just laughed and laughed. Then when Jewsh called digibro a pedo, he got offended.
Diffrent rules apply based on your friends with him or not.
He has no standards its all what gets him the next hit, hes a hedonist supreme.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I've never seen a Cesarean Scar like that on a man before, good god. None of us can abort the retort because he already gave birth to it, adopted it out and it's being raised by a good trad family three states over.

 

[Crystal Golem]

when dlive kicks you to the curb and you're living in a box.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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Shit like this makes me want to sign up for skillshare so I can learn video editing.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Shit like this makes me want to sign up for skillshare so I can learn video editing.

I didn't know much at all before about it before about two months ago. Videos on youtube and help from people in this thread are how I learned. Ralph is my muse though without him I wouldn't be so inspired to learn this stuff so thanks I guess ralphie.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I'm pretty sure that was made by @Crystal Golem and Ralph just stole it Unless they just both happened to make the same PNG.

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Apparently it says ‘Faggot’ somewhere in his twitter pfp too although I haven’t been able to see it

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Ladies and guntlemen we got em.
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Have a new video since you're watching ralph.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

All Ralph had to do was screencap one post but he can't even do that lol. Sooooooo many people out to get me though..........

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

THIS JUST IN! KIWIFARMSTOWN HAS SEEM TO HAVE DRUNK THE GUNT-AID!
Rev. Bryan “Kingofpol” Dunn found among the bodies with an outline in his hand!!!

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When interviewed afterward, Ethan Ralph casted skepticism on their choice of beverage, saying "It's not even hot outside *hic*".

 

[Had]

It's gonna be one hell of a birthday celebration
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[Crystal Golem]

Ethan Ralph is a NIGGER. He could go into an upper class black neighborhood and the residents would be screaming about a NIGGER in the neighborhood.

 

[Freedom Fries]

WE'RE A CULT NOW!!!!!!!
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We're a cult now? WHERES MY GODDAMN KOOLAID YOU FUCKING GLOW-IN-THE-DARK NIGGERS.

We are the Cult of Null, we worship our Undying Erverlord and pray to our fertility figures made in the image of Amberlynn Reid. Iä Null! Iä Null!

We've always been a cult

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

If we are a cult then we shall not surrender until Null can finish the kiwi gospel manuscript, and produces a video and audio performance there of that the guntstapo must play in its entirity live on air. We are not suicidal, and we never asked for this assault, there are troons and weebs in here. Do you understand?

 

[thismanlies]

He's so mad right now!
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OPEN OPS!!!!!! This is now an open OPS warfare thread! Yes Ralph we're actively stealing your content and forcing you to release revenge porn!

Edit: additional salt
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Spoiler: Plan to troll Ethan Ralph.

Spoiler: Seriously, not for Ethan Ralph's eyes. If your name is Ethan Ralph, you cannot click on this plan.

Spoiler: Okay, here's our super secret plan for trolling Ethan Ralph.

Spoiler: I know you're reading this Ralph. You have to go away.

Spoiler: For real this time, here's the plan to troll Ethan Ralph

1. Point at him.
2. Laugh.
3. Repeat steps one and two.

 

[Fougaro]

If the Farms are a cult now, can we at the very least get our own catchy Coo-Coo Cola song?

 

[Vetti]

Spoiler: Plan to troll Ethan Ralph.

Spoiler: Seriously, not for Ethan Ralph's eyes. If your name is Ethan Ralph, you cannot click on this plan.

Spoiler: Okay, here's our super secret plan for trolling Ethan Ralph.

Spoiler: I know you're reading this Ralph. You have to go away.

Spoiler: For real this time, here's the plan to troll Ethan Ralph

1. Point at him.
2. Laugh.
3. Repeat steps one and two.

He'll never see it coming.