🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Freedom Fries]

So I think Ralph wants to turn Faith into an octopus. . . schitzo theory below.

Spoiler: The Secret Crack Shack of Guntor Moreau

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature it’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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Well, Faith could stand to lose quite a bit of weight...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh, Eichenwald. You stupid fuck. You could have avoided this epic Twitter diss if you had JUST BEEN FRIENDS WITH REKIETA! Now look at you! You can't even hang out with weebs who share your affinity for weird ass hentai. Stupid fucking Jew. Die in a fire seizure.

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I want to see Kurt and Gunt debate. Both love child porn and have weird fetishes, so it should work out. Also, Kurt Eichenwald would get a seizure from a JPEG if it benefits him in the long run.

 

[L. Duse]

I'll never get how Rand went from how he was on SS to being a pathetic gunt licker.

Why are you surprised? Surely you haven't forgotten how Ralph had blackmail on him and recorded him crying about his dead child.

 

[Iamthatis]

I'm not liking the Vickers arc that much. They are all awful.

What did the Vickers do? Did I miss something

 

[L. Duse]

Should we start a poll asking if Ralph would last beyond Christmas?

 

[Gilbert Grape]

That would explain why she was wearing a longsleeve shirt on an 105 degree day.

Dont be deft. It's been established that she never used meth with relation to Chris Kerr. She probably hasn't done much else than xanax, booze, weed and ketamine from CRP. The long sleeves are because shes is a cutter.

 

[naught]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He posts on kiwi farm's.

Rand is loyal to a fault.

Zidan was wise abandoning ship.

Shanon swept.

Can't wait for this week in nectar.

Should we start a poll asking if Ralph would last beyond Christmas?

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Abort the retort lol
Nah just here to warm up near this never ending trashfire.
Note: Ralph please interview dsp think of the possibilities.

 

[Edilg]

I thought this was gonna be a slow Sunday but Seethan Reethan Copeliver Ralph couldn't help but "respond" to something he wasn't even tagged in.

If he's so triggered by these light jabs then he's probably always seen this thread as an attack on him and has been fucking with Null behind the scenes longer that we know.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I thought this was gonna be a slow Sunday but Seethan Reethan Copeliver Ralph couldn't help but "respond" to something he wasn't even tagged in.

If he's so triggered by these light jabs then he's probably always seen this thread as an attack on him and has been fucking with Null behind the scenes longer that we know.

Don’t tell Gator but I think Vordrak has always been Ralph’s #1 guy.

 

[PhoBingas]

Don’t tell Gator but I think Vordrak has always been Ralph’s #1 guy.

The fabled fourth man?!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Should we start a poll asking if Ralph would last beyond Christmas?

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Making below minimum wage and drinking yourself into an early grave is not thriving. Then again, I'm a middle class suburban boy looking down on the low class nigger trash known as Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[Fucker Worm]

Should we start a poll asking if Ralph would last beyond Christmas?

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He thinks he's that important. Ethan, you have aborted your own show multiple times just to get on Twitter to sperg out on the Vickers. It's baffling how unself-aware he is. We're not going to abort you, that's for sure; you'll be doing all the hard work yourself.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Looks like Ralph still wants to continue this fight

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305337484361052163 | ARCHIVE

wow what a comedian

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305339916600123393 | ARCHIVE

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you should have cropped out the picture of your face if you wanted to add the "looking good" @theralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305344536915439616 | ARCHIVE

 

[Captain Manning]

I want to see Kurt and Gunt debate. Both love child porn and have weird fetishes, so it should work out.

Eichenwald denies his fetishes though. He's not open about them like Digibro. He just got caught by an eagle eyed autist zooming in on his browser tabs.

What I'm getting at is that he'll possibly take a position that pisses off Daddy Dick, even if it were a disingenuous position... so he's not welcome.

 

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Looks like Ralph is still want to continue this fight
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wow what a comedian
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Lol says the guy who's really a big expert in 'political science' and history, as long as he can watch it on the History Channel I guess.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I dont know if I am being honest. I diddnt write it, but one of my normie friends saw it on facebook and immediatly thought ot send it to me so I am currently trying to figure out where I went wrong in life. However as soon as I read it, I thought of Ralph, because its a pretty good analogy of Ralph's relationships.

Normie friends don't share that kind of shit there bud.

Looks like Ralph is still want to continue this fight

Of course, anything that takes the heat off his small dick, poor child-bride parenting skills and "KTJ:RWN!" disaster on Friday.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Looks like Ralph is still want to continue this fight
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wow what a comedian
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The drama this is stirring is gold. The wignats are waking up

 

[High Tea]

Looks like Ralph is still want to continue this fight
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wow what a comedian
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Did he really need to tell us he didn't read books? I mean, it's pretty obvious. I would ask how his supporters excuse this lack of intellectualism when they claim to be all about that, but I think we already know the answer.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Did he really need to tell us he didn't read books? I mean, it's pretty obvious. I would ask how his supporters excuse this lack of intellectualism when they claim to be all about that, but I think we already know the answer.

He was trying the whole I was just pretending to be retarded stick but it doesn't work when half you audience doubts you read books in the first place. He has another tweet right after telling people who took it seriously to unfollow.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305347277708558336 | ARCHIVE

 

[Captain Manning]

He was trying the whole I was just pretending to be retarded stick but it doesn't work when half you audience doubts you read books in the first place. He has another tweet right after telling people who took it seriously to unfollow.

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Said book, if it even materializes, will be ghostwritten by Gator.