🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Laura Loomer]

He was trying the whole I was just pretending to be retarded stick but it doesn't work when half you audience doubts you read books in the first place. He has another tweet right after telling people who took it seriously to unfollow.

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The Dick Masterson school of comedy.
Motto: it's only not funny if you're a dummy

 

[Had]

lol I would love to see the levels of cope it can reach and his subliminal disses at kiwifarms

Dear viewers readers
muh name Is ralph, i am well known online i gota MEMFS 10 gf
i host a show dat is beter than urs gata is my feind he help me do da show
i shoed people that matt stole rocks n falgs
der kiwis bully me and flag me
i were bann from yutube for sayin mean thing, media come afur me
i v cool please gib

 

[beautiful person]

If he's so triggered by these light jabs then he's probably always seen this thread as an attack on him and has been fucking with Null behind the scenes longer that we know.

I've been saying this ever since he set Null up to be ambushed by Zoom. It was a power move to knock Null down a peg. If you ever make fun of Ralph or let other people make fun of him on your watch, then you're dead to him and freely disposable.

Would this book be more or less autistic than Russell Greer's, you think?

More. Normal people at least know who Taylor Swift is.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I hate to say this, but that wall doesn't look like it was punched; it looked like someone planted Ralph's head through it. Probably his dad. God damn is there nothing about this man's life that isn't some kind of cautionary tale?

 

[Crystal Golem]

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I hate to say this, but that wall doesn't look like it was punched; it looked like someone planted Ralph's head through it. Probably his dad. God damn is there nothing about this man's life that isn't some kind of cautionary tale?

How do those tiny legs hold up the massive gunt? it's like a potato with a couple of toothpicks sticking out.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

How do those tiny legs hold up the massive gunt? it's like a potato with a couple of toothpicks sticking out.

I can see why he was bullied so badly, he lacks most primary male sexual characteristics (even now, I mean he has a beard but he's balding, has a C-section scar across his lower stomach and his crotch looks like a woman's) it must have been hell.

Maybe this is why he prefers tranny prostitutes and young women that don't know any better.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I spent too much effort on this but here is the cover of Ethan's book.

Edit: Added an extra review from @Captain Manning

 

[Postal Pippa]

I spent too much effort on this but here is the book of Ethan's book.
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This gives me a wonderful idea. Once again Shakka, you making me woke and having me truly see beyond the white devils blinders.

 

[Vetti]

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I hate to say this, but that wall doesn't look like it was punched; it looked like someone planted Ralph's head through it. Probably his dad. God damn is there nothing about this man's life that isn't some kind of cautionary tale?

His arms are so fucking short. It probably is a real struggle for Ralph to wipe his ass these days.

 

[Captain Manning]

I spent too much effort on this but here is the book of Ethan's book.
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Nick Rekieta: "As a lawyer, I am 100% confident it would be an actual crime not to buy this book!"

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Notice closely, how The Gunt never takes a picture lower than his moobs hidden in 4XXXXL shirts these days. His stream set-up: moob level. Every picture I've seen in the past 6 months of him on all platforms: moob level with the same angle fat girls take photos on instagram; the camera far above their head to hide the gunt.

Looking good Ralph! Show the whole body then.

That reminds me, i remember Zoom going through the Miami videos of Ralph and Ralph would go out of his way to hide body. Andy would turn the camera in a different direction or there would be edits where Ralph appears out of nowhere and there were times in the pool Ralph would wear double layered clothes to hide his man tits

How many pages do you think the book will be assuming it comes out at all? I'm guessing less than 300 with big letter print.

The same amount as this thread, it will just be him constantly complaining and bitching about this thread and posting the things we say

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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He looks like Bobby Hill if he didn't have Hank as a father.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

lol I would love to see the levels of cope it can reach and his subliminal disses at kiwifarms
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"Like this post of you want me to put out a book within the next six months."
>Ethan Ralphs likes your post.
"NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ALOGS AND HOW I KEEP WINNING."

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

We poke the gunty-bear with a stick through the bars of the cage he built for himself, and he rages about, roaring and hollering, rushing the walls. Sometimes he is intrigued by the smell and stops to smell the shit on a stick, and sometimes his paw reaches through and wounds those who got too close. Stay back! Beware and be wary of this awful beast, but please carry on with the jabs. Nearing 2700 pages of gunt poking fun, and all Ralph ever needed to do was to unlock his cage and walk away, but he won't.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Sandra Ralph: "Garrr har! This be the only book I bring aboard the Salty Sandra when she leaves port!"

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

lol I would love to see the levels of cope it can reach and his subliminal disses at kiwifarms
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I hope he does write this book, the nectar and kino from this will be great. Who should do the audiobook?

 

[Edilg]

I hope he does write this book, the nectar and kino from this will be great. Who should do the audiobook?

Rand

 

[Nathan Higgers]

At this point I kinda hope Mr. Vickers doesn't manage to abort the retort, because that will make Ethard's ego even bigger than it already is, and the harvest will continue to be glorious. We'd probably have to dedicate a whole section to our little Ralphieboy.

Keep winning, Ralphieboy, and by god, remember to never shut the fuck up!

 

[Gilbert Grape]

I hope he does write this book, the nectar and kino from this will be great. Who should do the audiobook?

Easiest answer of my life. Godwinson first place, PPP second, CRP 3rd, Kraut 4th.

edit: Oh and throw in them playing different characters, Firegod or whoever did the original ronnie ralph interview (or PPP's Ronnie might be funnier IDK), and maybe Tea Clips can play Nora with an over-the-top Indian accent, and she could do Faith as well. Ade can play Ade, but the real question is who would play his mom, and his internet father, Daddy Jim?

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Nearing 2700 pages of gunt poking fun, and all Ralph ever needed to do was to unlock his cage and walk away, but he won't.

At this point, he can’t. His history of internet idiocy will forever weigh him down as he carries it, like a gunt, into an endless sea of struggle. He tarried about in Neverland too long, and now he’s a lost boy. In other words—to borrow a more apropos literary trope—he belongs to The Corn.