🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[soy_king]

Mighty Jewish of Ralph to apologize to his mensches before rosh hashana. I'm sure his audience appreciates that bit of cultural enrichment.

Such a Jewish act that hes doing it even before Yom Kippur. Such a mensch

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Why does Ralph always have to do such exceptional shit at such weird hours... no matter, here's my take and I hope Ralph reads it! So what we have here is a man who told his child bride that he loved her within 2 days after meeting her on Twitter, we have a man that his first instinct on learning that Plate Gang had found out about their relationship back in April was to break it off with her due to embarrassment, we have a man who later used his child bride to cheat on his girlfriend at the time then later attempt to garner a threesome out of it, we have a man who once it was discovered that the child bride was cheating on him with a methhead was to ruin her life by leaking revenge porn. Many such cases of clear unhealthy behavior and psychological coercion, this relationship is built upon lies and pain... and now Ralph is bringing a child, an innocent life into this...

Ralph has only set himself up for the worst pain imaginable, Faith will leave him... that much is certain, she's using him, she's wanted a child for a while, and found the must gullible and desperate idiot she could find. Faith is now Ralph's worst detractor, what's stopping her from reporting Ralph to the cops for any litany of reasons. She's notorious for accusing people of fake crimes, what's stopping her from doing the same to Ralph, in fact there are ACTUAL crimes that Ralph has committed that are as clear as day which the Jared Holt's of the world will be more than happy to hear Faith's side. You can't escape from this future Ralph, it's inevitable that she leaves you, you saw the messages that she was sending to Chris, she finds you disgusting. You were about to kick her to the curb after she had her mental breakdown and had to be committed but then you changed your mind, why? Because you just had to prove the Karen Farms wrong, you had to show that Ethan Ralph is a MAN because you think you're in some kind of war, and because you were afraid of what she would do to you.

I hope you realize Ralph that deleting tweets and trying to fix your friendships isn't going to save you, you've signed away your right to good karma the day you decided to rub Sargon's miscarriage in his face. What would happen if Faith had a miscarriage? Knowing your sick mind you'd probably be happy because you wouldn't have to deal with the responsibility of being a parent, because we all know deep down that this kid is nothing more than a pawn in your sick vision of your war... How long is that $50,000 gonna last there buddy? Enjoy now having to take care of your dying mother, your pothead lazy girlfriend, and a kid that more likely than not is going to have severe health problems due to your and Faith's unhealthy lifestyles and drug use.

Our shitposts and effortposts have brought life into this word, we have unimaginable power over your life Ralph you can't go a full 24 hours without reading what we're saying about you and plotting to counter it, you are our slave that dances at our commands! Faith being pregnant may stop her parents but it won't stop the Karen Farms, the posts will continue! (until you die and the thread becomes inactive)

He also threw Rand's miscarriage in his face, and since Rand has no fucking balls he's still around.

 

[MeltyTW]

oh god, imagine your first words being abort the retort and you think its some cute thing you share with your dad .... and then from that you find out the truth. imagine your cherished child thing you shared with your dad, an in joke phrase, a hobby, whatever being sullied like that and your image of him changing (if ralph can make a child like him instead of treating it like a dog)

I know i've already said this, yes its fucking funny as shit whats happening now but if this pregnancy is legit, the sins of the father shouldn't be held against the child. Let us pray to the Chorne god that he give thee child a good life, fellow NEET Samurai!

no the gods themselves are dabbin on the kid, were witnessing a divine tragedy not seen since Oedipus

Spoiler

kind of unnecessary, how would you even alog a baby? i mean just logistically

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

oh god, imagine your first words being abort the retort and you think its some cute thing you share with your dad .... and then from that you find out the truth. imagine your cherished child thing you shared with your dad, an in joke phrase, a hobby, whatever being sullied like that and your image of him changing (if ralph can make a child like him instead of treating it like a dog)


no the gods themselves are dabbin on the kid, were witnessing a divine tragedy not seen since Oedipus

Spoiler

kind of unnecessary, how would you even alog a baby? i mean just logistically

"GATOR, GATOR! THEY'RE ALAWGIN MY BABY!"

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

@adezero big titty friend said if 100 people posted on ralphs latest tweet shed post milkers

Spoiler: For the people at work

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Full body pic, since she was mad by being called a fat cow
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pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

Kiwi Corps is mobilizing at your command Dear Leader. D-Day in Guntsville will begin in 48 hours.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Every time I look at this thread I see it jumped by 30 pages and I go "oh wow" and after skimming though I go "oh lord." Ralph in a typical drunk behaviour burned all bridges and when sobered up apologized. If he's breaking this hard under internet shitposting pressure, granted he just had an article written about him in rightwingwatch, I wonder how he'll feel when Faith's pregnancy is 7-8 months in and he actually realizes that he'll have sort his shit out immediately.

 

[Null]

I'll throw a W to Ralph over this. Vickers seems like he's completely full of shit and until Ralph actually gets arrested I'm forced to assume he's just an incompetent, impotent, fat, useless retard. In every imaginable way, Vickers entire life has been upended by Ralph and he is totally at Ralph's mercy.

Vickers's opening move was to decry potential friends as enemies. He closed the door behind Faith so she couldn't reasonably expect coming home was an option. His current project is a fucking Dreamhost one-click deploy Wordpress blog that has no purpose and might as well be his personal dairy.

A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Why does Ralph always have to do such exceptional shit at such weird hours... no matter, here's my take and I hope Ralph reads it! So what we have here is a man who told his child bride that he loved her within 2 days after meeting her on Twitter, we have a man that his first instinct on learning that Plate Gang had found out about their relationship back in April was to break it off with her due to embarrassment, we have a man who later used his child bride to cheat on his girlfriend at the time then later attempt to garner a threesome out of it, we have a man who once it was discovered that the child bride was cheating on him with a methhead was to ruin her life by leaking revenge porn. Many such cases of clear unhealthy behavior and psychological coercion, this relationship is built upon lies and pain... and now Ralph is bringing a child, an innocent life into this...

Ralph has only set himself up for the worst pain imaginable, Faith will leave him... that much is certain, she's using him, she's wanted a child for a while, and found the must gullible and desperate idiot she could find. Faith is now Ralph's worst detractor, what's stopping her from reporting Ralph to the cops for any litany of reasons. She's notorious for accusing people of fake crimes, what's stopping her from doing the same to Ralph, in fact there are ACTUAL crimes that Ralph has committed that are as clear as day which the Jared Holt's of the world will be more than happy to hear Faith's side. You can't escape from this future Ralph, it's inevitable that she leaves you, you saw the messages that she was sending to Chris, she finds you disgusting. You were about to kick her to the curb after she had her mental breakdown and had to be committed but then you changed your mind, why? Because you just had to prove the Karen Farms wrong, you had to show that Ethan Ralph is a MAN because you think you're in some kind of war, and because you were afraid of what she would do to you.

I hope you realize Ralph that deleting tweets and trying to fix your friendships isn't going to save you, you've signed away your right to good karma the day you decided to rub Sargon's miscarriage in his face. What would happen if Faith had a miscarriage? Knowing your sick mind you'd probably be happy because you wouldn't have to deal with the responsibility of being a parent, because we all know deep down that this kid is nothing more than a pawn in your sick vision of your war... How long is that $50,000 gonna last there buddy? Enjoy now having to take care of your dying mother, your pothead lazy girlfriend, and a kid that more likely than not is going to have severe health problems due to your and Faith's unhealthy lifestyles and drug use.

Our shitposts and effortposts have brought life into this word, we have unimaginable power over your life Ralph you can't go a full 24 hours without reading what we're saying about you and plotting to counter it, you are our slave that dances at our commands! Faith being pregnant may stop her parents but it won't stop the Karen Farms, the posts will continue! (until you die and the thread becomes inactive)

Honestly I really feel bad for this kid, not so much because the Gunt is its father (he'll be out of the picture quite possibly before it's even born), but because Fai is its mother. It is quite clear that she is mentally very immature and selfish. She doesn't want to have a baby because she wants to bring a new life into the world and love it, she wants a baby to satisfy her own need for validation and dependency.

This child will not be a person to her, it will be more like a doll that she can use to amuse herself and pretend like she's doing something with her life. When irresponsible narcissists like her have a kid, especially at 18/19, that kid always ends up completely fucked.

 

[Twinkie]

kind of unnecessary, how would you even alog a baby? i mean just logistically

>he doesn't know about beauty parlor

 

[soy_king]

I'll throw a W to Ralph over this. Vickers seems like he's completely full of shit and until Ralph actually gets arrested I'm forced to assume he's just an incompetent, impotent, fat, useless retard. In every imaginable way, Vickers entire life has been upended by Ralph and he is totally at Ralph's mercy.

Vickers's opening move was to decry potential friends as enemies. He closed the door behind Faith so she couldn't reasonably expect coming home be an option. His current project is a fucking Dreamhost one-click deploy Wordpress blog that has no purpose and might as well be his personal dairy.

A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.

Did you actually mean to write "diary," because given the context a personal dairy is just as appropriate.

 

[Not Even Twice]

One of the joys of living in Europe is that when we get home from work and see that Ralph's page number has gone up by 20, you just know it's going to be good.

A child...feuding with Rackets and the Chilean... PPP on Racket's show! Well done, Ralph. Well done.

I think the biggest gunt punch PPP can do is have a cordial and nice conversation with Nick without any kayfabe. Ralph will seethe way harder at them being friendly over any other outcome.

 

[Circumspicious]

I'll throw a W to Ralph over this. Vickers seems like he's completely full of shit and until Ralph actually gets arrested I'm forced to assume he's just an incompetent, impotent, fat, useless retard. In every imaginable way, Vickers entire life has been upended by Ralph and he is totally at Ralph's mercy.

Vickers's opening move was to decry potential friends as enemies. He closed the door behind Faith so she couldn't reasonably expect coming home was an option. His current project is a fucking Dreamhost one-click deploy Wordpress blog that has no purpose and might as well be his personal dairy.

A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.

Do you have any opinions on the evidence that the Vickers' obtained from the phone? Is it inadmissible?

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.

I don't think that everyone who turns out to be a prick is 100% the fault of the parents, some people are just naturally cunts and always will be no matter what.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Do you have any opinions on the evidence that the Vickers' obtained from the phone? Is it inadmissible?

We will never know untill during a killstream we hear the police breaking down Gunty's door. And Vickers probably cant discuss or disclose because its an active investigation if something legit is going on right now. Besides since its discord and various internet platforms they probably need to subpoena said platforms for the original copies of those chat logs. No clue i am not an investigator or a lawyer but if anyone wants to walk me through feel free.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'll throw a W to Ralph over this. Vickers seems like he's completely full of shit and until Ralph actually gets arrested I'm forced to assume he's just an incompetent, impotent, fat, useless retard. In every imaginable way, Vickers entire life has been upended by Ralph and he is totally at Ralph's mercy.

Vickers's opening move was to decry potential friends as enemies. He closed the door behind Faith so she couldn't reasonably expect coming home was an option. His current project is a fucking Dreamhost one-click deploy Wordpress blog that has no purpose and might as well be his personal dairy.

A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.

well i mean outside this narrow sphere kiwifarms is seen more as a school shooter haven filled with ralph tier creeps. its ill informed (lol) but youd have to be even dumber to have that preconception then say "oh ill trust these guys 100 percent" . I dont know where this idea that you have to be a bad parent to have a bad kid comes from and i dont know why you believe that, i mean there are lots of influences and variables to contend with. Also the day vickers announced the criminal findings ralph went quiet, pale, and sweaty, i think its safe to assume its at least a small crime he found.

i think youre also wrong about door closing not because his way is better but because there is no good way, anything will either push her further away or validate in her mind her shitty choices, being polite and cordial with ralph to her means normalizing it and not leaving ralph and telling ralph to fuck off makes her entrench. the best move is to write her as a loss

>he doesn't know about beauty parlor

i glance at the more well known cows before the ralph stuff. what happened there lol

 

[Hamsteroid]

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Kiwi Corps is mobilizing at your command Dear Leader. D-Day in Guntsville will begin in 48 hours.
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The young ones are always so eager… You don't know real horror until you went to sleep in an open field and wake up surrounded by corn, hearing the rattling of xanax bottles and the faint sound of the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack somewhere in the distance. Enjoy your life while you can recruit, soon enough you'll sport the same thousand gunt stare as the rest of us…

 

[Circumspicious]

We will never know untill during a killstream we hear the police breaking down Gunty's door. And Vickers probably cant discuss or disclose because its an active investigation if something legit is going on right now.

I'm more concerned with how it was obtained, rather than what it is.

I'm beginning to think that Ralph will skate. I think a lot of people are going to be disappointed.

 

[Hammy2000]

Ralph says the worst form of human life are pedos, but yet he hangs w them? Wonder if he’ll let Uncle Digi and Loli Daddy Dax watch theIr little Guntrude or Guntathan once they are parents themselves?

 

[Likeigod]

why is there a soon to be 3000 page thread on a nobody like ethan ralph come on guys this is low even for your pathetic standards

 

[All becomes gunt]

I'm more concerned with how it was obtained, rather than what it is.

I'm beginning to think that Ralph will skate. I think a lot of people are going to be disappointed.

Well how it was obtained at least is quite obvious, they logged in to her accounts.