🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Faalbian]

What are the odds he is going to do this to Andy soon? Can't wait for that. Andy is such a reactive person he will start talking shit back immediately and start an all out war.

Is he? Dick called him a coked out moron and he just bent over.

 

[MeltyTW]

You'd think in an alleged culture of honor in the American South someone would know this was a bad idea.

ralph is a wigger who used what superficial elements he got from the non black cultures around him to pretend to be racist for lemons

I wouldn’t wish a miscarriage on my worst enemy.

but its what this is all leading towards! ethan mocking sargon, mocking rand, making his whole shtick not being abortable, etc etc. its all cosmically aligned to bring the most bountiful harvest of karma and corn weve yet known or imagined

lol i just realized that means their wedding is going to be rushed as fuck and we might get pics! footage even! imagine the empty church filled only with the gunt in an ill fitting pair of his best tight blue jeans and button up shirt, the parents arent there, its just diddler dax balding in his chair jonesing for cp. you have the digipedos there toasting to their grooming efforts, Gaytor might be there in a suit and lucha mask lmfao

 

[Freedom Fries]

I'm still flabbergasted anyone would think sending this text to their girlfriend's Mum was a good idea. What the actual fuck. You'd think in an alleged culture of honor in the American South someone would know this was a bad idea.

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305695272563929088
https://archive.vn/MEchQ

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Then again this is part of the charm of Ethan Ralph, not as a person but as a lolcow. Normal people don't do this shit because they don't want to be involved in TOTAL WAR on Twitter with their future mother/father in law for the rest of their lives but Ralph clearly believes if he's ornery enough people will leave him alone despite all the evidence that the nastier he is to other people, the nastier they are back to him and the more problems he has.

E.g. PPP was converted into a dedicated a-log when Ralph sent pictures of his ass to his church, the Vickers became a-logs when he sent pictures of their daughter's ass via @Ahalfwaycrook to the entire Internet. Adezero had gone quiescent until he started raving at her via text message. He raved at Rekieta and Rekieta invited PPP onto his stream. His orneriness has created a cottage industry of people laughing at him and yet he thinks he can ornery his way out of it.

Let's just hope there are no Rekieta or Adezero ass pictures in Ralph's dirt folder.

Maybe they'll never see the child because it isn't real

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"You will never see your grandchild" is something that serial killers write in the letters to the families of their victims.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

How I think this will play out:

- Obviously unhealthy GF + behavior from drugs + dwindling gunt + Pregnancy hormones funds will cause Faith to act out
- She will secretly contact someone (anyone honestly. Not even necessarily her parents, she strikes me as the type who finds a new guy to swing to) and run away.
- She will try and get sympathy, claim abuse, victimhood, leak embarassing info, say she did what she did because she was drugged and scared.
- Gunt will lash out at her even before she does this because he has no idea how to deal with a pregnant woman and has a hair trigger temper and has to win all the time.
- Call me but I think she'll legit claim rape and turn to the same people she is damning now for help. She appears to have done this in the past and even her father doubts her claims. Here is the thing, since he is feeding her drugs and alcohol while she is under age she by law would be a legit rape victim, even if she stayed under gunts control "willingly" (arguable because we don't know the extent of her mental illness, how much is black mail, etc.)
- If she pulls that move and doesn't stay with him, she will have all the clout she ever wanted and be able to grift all on her own and live stream. Fan or Foe won't matter because she will need money.
- From her left leaning beliefs, she most likely would seek to abort the child in a case like this and VA has no 1st trimester limit on abortion.
- I'm not gonna even speculate on prison, divorce, or anything like that. That is a whole other bag of badgers but for a convicted felon who released revenge porn it's not looking good.

Since we know Faith is a grifter, likes to hurt/lash out at people and hates raising children... I strongly suspect a go fund me will be started to abort Ralph's kid.

And that is how the Retort gets literally aborted. Not by Ethan losing his online platform but by the child he placed in a mentally unstable as a "Fuck you" retort to her father and her killing it out of spite and self preservation.

 

[SargonF00t]

It's true, and all of his stories from his past seem to involve "some slut" or a "female friend." He's unable to bond with other males because he sees them as competition, very feminine. None of his photos have him with his boys or anything, even loser fat kids will have other loser fat kid friends. Imagine being so fucked up even the other losers know to stay away from you.

He writes like a teen girl with a LiveJournal in the early 00s. I don't know how anyone can unironically read this shit.

Have you seen anyone other than Ralph use as an insult against a male, "That's very womanly behaviour"? I'm sure other people say it, but Ralph is the only one that comes to mind.

I'm thinking you are right that he is unable to bond with other males, so has taken on more feminine traits than he realises and probably got called out on it by someone in his real life a few years ago and now that is his go to insult, that he likes to use against others.

He is projecting.

 

[Notorious]

Is he already referring to the baby as a she lol? Also you don't just marry someone that quick unless you're absolutely desperate for pussy on top of being a clingy beta male. Every man knows this and that'll likely be his biggest mistake.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Have you seen anyone other than Ralph use as an insult against a male, "That's very womanly behaviour"? I'm sure other people say it, but Ralph is the only one that comes to mind.

I'm thinking you are right that he is unable to bond with other males, so has taken on more feminine traits than he realises and probably got called out on it by someone in his real life a few years ago and now that is his go to insult, that he likes to use against others.

Ethan Ralph's buddy Dax Herrera also uses "woman" as an insult. Another man who never had a father's love, or proper male friends who weren't drunkards/junkies.

 

[Eggg]

Will the wedding be a Patreon exclusive?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Maybe they'll never see the child because it isn't real

Yeah, the more I think about it the more I think either Faith or Ralph have lied about it. There's a sort of low animal cunning about it too. Ralph knows that the one thing the Vickers fear the most is that he'll knock Faith up and then convince her to disown them and so he's told them exactly that.

Shit's messed up. I bet every parent of a slightly awkward teenager must look at this and wonder what the hell they'd do in this situation.

 

[Had]

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[Freedom Fries]

Again, up to you.

That's gotta be his catchphrase by now right?

Have you seen anyone other than Ralph use as an insult against a male, "That's very womanly behaviour"? I'm sure other people say it, but Ralph is the only one that comes to mind.

I'm thinking you are right that he is unable to bond with other males, so has taken on more feminine traits than he realises and probably got called out on it by someone in his real life a few years ago and now that is his go to insult, that he likes to use against others.

He is projecting.

Yeah likely. We usually say "bitch" if we want to imply negative feminine behavior or "pussy" if we're referring to physical weakness

 

[High Tea]

There's obviously going to be a Gofundme. She charity grifts, the baby is going to be grifted. 'Everyone is against us, my parents won't help us, help us start a new life together.'

And it's going to be a justice of the peace wedding. No church would allow a ceremony this quickly. You have to go through months of classes usually, the ceremony has to seem like it's for the right reason, they often don't want shotgun weddings any more because they rarely last.

 

[Laura Loomer]

lol i just realized that means their wedding is going to be rushed as fuck and we might get pics! footage even! imagine the empty church filled only with the gunt in an ill fitting pair of his best tight blue jeans and button up shirt, the parents arent there, its just diddler dax balding in his chair jonesing for cp. you have the digipedos there toasting to their grooming efforts, Gaytor might be there in a suit and lucha mask lmfao

I imagine it being like when Clementine got married in Reno 911

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Yeah, the more I think about it the more I think either Faith or Ralph have lied about it. There's a sort of low animal cunning about it too. Ralph knows that the one thing the Vickers fear the most is that he'll knock Faith up and then convince her to disown them and so he's told them exactly that.

Shit's messed up. I bet every parent of a slightly awkward teenager must look at this and wonder what the hell they'd do in this situation.

It makes sense, he gets his 'win' against Vickers but doesn't have to sacrifice his money which is what he cares about the most.
He seems to have sent Mrs V some kind of confirmation (a picture?) but he could have faked it easily to get the Vickers off his back for a bit while also looking like he won.

It's so fucked up that I wouldn't put it past Ralph, but at the same time I don't think he's smart enough to think long term so when he saw talk of a baby bothered Vickers he probably decided then and there that's what he needed to do.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Is he already referring to the baby as a she lol? Also you don't just marry someone that quick unless you're absolutely desperate for pussy on top of being a clingy beta male. Every man knows this and that'll likely be his biggest mistake.

Your image is broken. I think you were trying to link to the image I posted, in which case this is Ralph talking and he doesn't mention the baby's gender.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Why is he trying to antagonize Rekieta? Say what you will about the Vic shit, but at the end of the day he’s one of the few people on Ethan’s side that isn’t completely irredeemable. He’s just lashing out at anyone who talked to Josh since corngatekr talked about the sextape.

Because he's an alcoholic and was drunk. There really isn't really anything deeper or logical than that. He will inevitably burn every bridge, even with all the sober apologies, and after hitting rock bottom he'll either go sober or die trying.

 

[SargonF00t]

Yeah, the more I think about it the more I think either Faith or Ralph have lied about it. There's a sort of low animal cunning about it too. Ralph knows that the one thing the Vickers fear the most is that he'll knock Faith up and then convince her to disown them and so he's told them exactly that.

Shit's messed up. I bet every parent of a slightly awkward teenager must look at this and wonder what the hell they'd do in this situation.

Whilst I think Ralph is the kind of scumbag who would say Faith is pregnant, so he can use that as a shield, sadly I think Faith might actually be pregnant and/or at least they do plan to marry soon.

I saw a day or two or three ago, Ralph talking about trying to lose weight and whilst it didn't occur to me then, I'm now wondering if that is because he wants to "look good" on his wedding day.

 

[Freedom Fries]

There's obviously going to be a Gofundme. She charity grifts, the baby is going to be grifted. 'Everyone is against us, my parents won't help us, help us start a new life together.'

And it's going to be a justice of the peace wedding. No church would allow a ceremony this quickly. You have to go through months of classes usually, the ceremony has to seem like it's for the right reason, they often don't want shotgun weddings any more because they rarely last.

Yeah it's likely gonna just be a marriage certificate from the courthouse. No ceremony involved.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Godwinson going live. Will archive it later