Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

Plus all the push to abolish or defund the police makes me wonder where exactly someone like Jess will turn if she is the victim of a violent crime. Reality is a harsh teacher.
These people really don't think these things through, do they? They often assume that they'll never be mugged by gunpoint, or have their homes broken into.
 
These people really don't think these things through, do they? They often assume that they'll never be mugged by gunpoint, or have their homes broken into.

Often their excuse is that it's not like the police act like bodyguards, so they won't be around to actively stop the mugging or the home intrusion.

They forget that one of the main things the police do is investigate murders, which is one of the big incentives those muggers and intruders have for not just killing you. Easier to take stuff off of dead bodies, after all.
 
Often their excuse is that it's not like the police act like bodyguards, so they won't be around to actively stop the mugging or the home intrusion.

They forget that one of the main things the police do is investigate murders, which is one of the big incentives those muggers and intruders have for not just killing you. Easier to take stuff off of dead bodies, after all.
Police also investigates muggings and brake ins too. While these lesser priorities than a murder it still happens and even these criminals can get caught. Generally the investigation and paperwork is way larger part of even basic police work than people realize and all that work more uses than just getting people arrested. For example we all know about the rioting excuse of "they have insurance", well that insurance often needs police to comfirm that something bad happened and take statement or insurance company will not pay. The courts don't take a cop's word about an incident more seriously than a layman's just because they are cops. It's also all documentation they have to do. Evidence isn't just collected, it's also recorded and there has to be a paper trail of where and when has been and who has handeled it. This isn't perfect of course but does make it harder for a cop to lie and get away with it. This is why most cops love body cameras, it takes alot presure off from getting enough evidence of who did what and when.
 
Trenders and feminists are allowed to be pissed off about people not fucking them on demand, because that's oppression's fault.
These are the people that will say "my body my rules" , but then flip their shit and scream insults when a straight guy or lesbian doesn't want to fuck them.
 
Your body, my rules.
Hey now. :tomgirl:

Flirtation aside, that is the exact mentality they approach the people they are attracted to with, as if their victim mentality and personal identifiers makes them entitled to sex from whomever they want it from. Only complete spoiled assholes screech accusations when they get turned down.
 
Hey now. :tomgirl:

Flirtation aside, that is the exact mentality they approach the people they are attracted to with, as if their victim mentality and personal identifiers makes them entitled to sex from whomever they want it from. Only complete spoiled assholes screech accusations when they get turned down.

Literal incel shit.
 
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Not a fetish.
 
I don't know the first thing about skateboarding, so I asked a friend of mine who does if it's feasible to skateboard in a dress of any length.

He said "only if you want to make your dentist happy."
I would assume that short wide skirt like cheerleaders or figure skaters wear could work out fine but lets face it they tend to be just peace of fabric top of pants bearly covering both butt cheaks. Main function being to look femine and emphasize movent, not very practical in real life unless you like doing pantyshots. Generally most normal daily skirts aren't best for sports let alone those longer summer dresses.
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Jess's biggest problem is she is such a fucking tryhard, just like all the other sheltered nerds that do self insert tumblr comic or pretend to be daily life superheroes when milking for karma on reddit . They try to be badass, come off as edgy, they try to be relatable and quirky, come off as needy and lonely...

A shame because she is actually cute and her comic without the shit writing is kinda cute too, if only she didn't went out of way to portray herself as a salty cunt in every single one and didn't posted the cringy TMI and shit takes on social media she would be alright. When your most beloved character is the straw man villain you included only to make fun off and your most hated character is your own self insert protagonist you are doing something wrong, Dobson should have been a cautionary tale for webcomic artists.


90s dorks grow up and larp as "badass skateboarders" because they were probably playing pokemon when skateboarding it became trendy and all the cool twelve year olds they envied were doing it. Too bad is not cool to be a poser Poochie knockoff when you are over 30 and don't even know the first thing about that sport. Just let it go dudes.

I also bet she is the same kind of retard that goes skating without insurance and when she breaks an arm is all capitalism fault she is irresponsible and her priorities are fucked.
 
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Jess's biggest problem is she is such a fucking tryhard, just like all the other sheltered nerds that do self insert tumblr comic or pretend to be daily life superheroes when milking for karma on reddit . They try to be badass, come off as edgy, they try to be relatable and quirky, come off as needy and lonely...

A shame because she is actually cute and her comic without the shit writing is kinda cute too, if only she didn't went out of way to portray herself as a salty cunt in every single one and didn't posted the cringy TMI and shit takes on social media she would be alright. When your most beloved character is the straw man villain you included only to make fun off and your most hated character is your own self insert protagonist you are doing something wrong, Dobson should have been a cautionary tale for webcomic artists.



90s dorks grow up and larp as "badass skateboarders" because they were probably playing pokemon when skateboarding it became trendy and all the cool twelve year olds they envied were doing it. Too bad is not cool to be a poser Poochie knockoff when you are over 30 and don't even know the first thing about that sport. Just let it go dudes.

I also bet she is the same kind of retard that goes skating without insurance and when she breaks an arm is all capitalism fault she is irresponsible and her priorities are fucked.
It's one thing to take up a hobby ( like skateboarding) later in life and go "oh shit this is fun, I should have started this years ago" and another to pretend like you we're Tranny Hawk the whole time. Like hell I wish I was half as with it and as confident as I am now when I was 14, but no amount of projecting my current self on my past will change the fact I was a gangly anime and martial arts nerd.

This projection of the current on the past is a big problem in the trans community ( and with the woke SJW community as a whole). Jess wasn't a magical, radical, sk8ter grrl when she was growing up and I doubt Jess is a magical, radical, sk8ter grrl now. But Jess and the others gotta keep that LARP rolling or their whole identity just falls apart. These chucklefucks would all be so much happier ( and less tranny-er) if they could accept that they, as people, are more than self assigned labels and the activities they do.

I think this is why Jess has become so damn cunty the last few years. Having to keep kayfabe for the woke tranny crowd and keep in lockstep with whatever bullshit is trending, else they become a pariah, is burning Jess out in a big way.
 
I think this is why Jess has become so damn cunty the last few years. Having to keep kayfabe for the woke tranny crowd and keep in lockstep with whatever bullshit is trending, else they become a pariah, is burning Jess out in a big way.

Jess was probably taken out and beaten with bars of soap in gym socks programming socks for the few comics that showed some reluctance to turn into a dumb tranny machine that just churns out woke shit.
 
Jess was probably taken out and beaten with bars of soap in gym socks programming socks for the few comics that showed some reluctance to turn into a dumb tranny machine that just churns out woke shit.
I would wager Jess gets more hate and vitriol from the troon hugboxes on Twitter and Facebook then any "alt right Nazi trolls".
 
I would wager Jess gets more hate and vitriol from the troon hugboxes on Twitter and Facebook then any "alt right Nazi trolls".

To people outside her social circle, she's a curiosity to be commented upon.

Inside her circle, she better fucking fall in line or she'll be torn to shreds.

Man, it's gotta suck to be trans and to not want to deal with the performative bullshit all the time, because you're going to get way more scrutiny than any cis person who doesn't talk the talk.
 
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