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Just like the time he saw loki and ember (MLP dragon girl) propose to each other at the last bc....huh suddenly his merge/body swapping delusions make a bit more sense.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Shabobus
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The first Idea Guy had an avatar of Plutia from Hyperdimension Neptunia here on KF. He spent a lot of time roping Chris into the lore from those games and convinced him he had contacted the CPU goddesses through his Dreamcast.
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For the most disgusting reasons. I was half expecting Chris to entertain us about his pregnancies in another dimension. "Just be glad yours is a human child. After I dropped my Sonichu eggs, my cosmic uterus was stretched out like an old pair of mudder's underwear, and my teets expressed so much maternal fluids, I had to grab a mob and bucket, like Cardi B's song, WAP!"
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Not enough to completely castrate himself, but enough to kill his sex drive and cause him even more erectile dysfunction.
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- Sep 15, 2016
NGL: Nice to see Chris congratulate someone besides himself on something that isn’t stupid.
I think that’s a first, no? Have Chris ever congratulated someone who’s expecting a kid?
Mr Roboto
kiwifarms.net
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yeah no. Don't introduce Chris to SAO. Please don't. Please please don't. His brain is already way too rotten.
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- Aug 7, 2020
His life is like a very deranged but also depressing MMO, his player character would be under some permanent state of mental disorder, whilst everyone else thinks of him as this weird side character that has glitched out of reality.
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- Jan 17, 2017
Considering Chris knew about enough about Jojo to reference Dio last year, I'm glad to see he hasn't tried to add stands and other shit to the sonichu world. He doesn't seem to go full fuck force about everything he watches.
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- Jan 10, 2019
In Jojo Part 6 there’s a stand called “Bohemian Rhapsody” which allows you to bring characters and elements from fictional worlds into the real world. Basically the power Chris wishes/thinks he has.
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JoJo isn't about cute intradimensional loli goddess lesbians hugging each other.
It's gotta involve at least two of those things for Chris to give a shit.
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- Sep 20, 2019
I thought it was some ween who paid him to record that message and not Chris knowing about Jojo.
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On the subject of jojo Stands pretty boil down to a reflection of your spirit or mental strength. Chris by this standard would not be a stand user. He's too fucking stupid.
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The tail is off...
THE TAIL IS OFF!?
Never ceases to amaze amuse and annoy how he becomes so aggressively persnickety when people draw "his" "characters" "off model"
when the prick can barely draw his own precious Sonichu with a stick in the sand...
Simping for CWC
THE TAIL IS OFF!?
Never ceases to amaze amuse and annoy how he becomes so aggressively persnickety when people draw "his" "characters" "off model"
when the prick can barely draw his own precious Sonichu with a stick in the sand...
Simping for CWC
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If two babies, a dead cat, and a dead clown can have a stand, I'm sure chris could muster something.
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- Aug 27, 2020
All of those things are still more intelligent than chris.
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- Jan 2, 2016
Honestly I always thought Pucci got Highway to Hell from someone like Chris.
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No spoil sir I'm still only a few chapters in stone ocean
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- Jul 19, 2020
Lets be real here. Even a face hugger would bag up with a condom if it jumped on Christopher's face.
Given Ideas Guy convinced him Pitohui / Kanzaki Elsa was killing the residents of Cwcville, and Chris was punching himself in the head and pissing in his bedroom on a live stream to make her stop, whilst also fucking a pillow to All Star... I think it's safe to say he'll react in a bad way to SAO
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