🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Ralph is going to prison again.

Possibly not for any of the shit that's been going on recently, but mark my words.

The shit that's going on now is funny independent of whether it has legal consequences. He's burning his e-celeb career down. He is. Nobody else. Consequences naturally follow. The impetus for his future incarceration could be as simple as trying to find comfort at the bottom of a bottle and punching another cop. Who knows? Enjoy the ride.

If it happens it'll be something unexpected like fraud or tax evasion.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Jesus Christ, Godwinson. Can you stick to one channel? Kraut gave you his.

Makes it harder for Ralph and Co to flag him down when he’s playing internet where’s Waldo.

 

[Captain Manning]

Meanwhile Ralph is obsessed with the numbers he's pulling and has a burning need to compare to his alawgs, which is impossible.

Given her very small subscriber base, and the fact that many people just found out about her, the 200 or so viewers that Ade pulled in last night is pretty impressive.

Friendly reminder that people should check out last night's stream. Especially you poor bastards who stuck it out with sniping Ethan out of some sense of duty. Treat yourself to some laughs.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Far too optimistic of the legal system as a whole.

far better random white guys than Ralph have gone to prison for probably way lesser crimes. For extra , I hope it becomes national news, whatever it is. That would be my perfect 2020.
Edit: Because that would be Sargon destroying a political party level shit.

 

[Null]

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ralph dosent deserve his own board. his not as fucked up as say Tommy tooter nor as hard working as say, DSP.

the drama will come to an end sooner or later and when it dose, that will be that. being the king of internet famous (for now) suits him just fine.

 

[Stabbed in the Gunt]

The thread versus board question is simple.

Ralph himself is an oversized piece of shit.
It only makes sense his thread should be the same.

 

[Guntkvd]

Can someone post clips where Godwinson nails Ralph's hoofs to the cross and the one where he is psamcologically broken?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

The thread versus board question is simple.

Ralph himself is an oversized piece of shit.
It only makes sense his thread should be the same.

It would also give him more victim status that he seems so desperate for these days.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

and the one where he is psamcologically broken?

THEY'RE TRYIN' TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAK MEH!!

 

[Crystal Golem]

A small, furry humanoid that eats trash and cats and ignores all social norms... By god it all makes sense now Ralf is just trying to make it back to Melmac.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

nor as hard working as say, DSP.

We really are living in the Twilight Zone ladies and guntlemen, this is 100% correct yet beyond science fiction

 

[Krystal]

I have no faith (lel) in the police right now. Especially in a blue state like Virginia. They probably let out a bunch of sex offenders and drug dealers due to covid and Ethan fits both those categories. Might screw with his parole though.

That or someone spins it to him being a victim of police brutality and he goes all ACAB BLM (which I highly doubt) or he moves to another state or country (also doubt). So gunt is basically a beached whale until something is done through arrest, overdose, or something else happens that kicks him down.

 

[High Tea]

A small, furry humanoid that eats trash and cats and ignores all social norms... By god it all makes sense now Ralf is just trying to make it back to Melmac.
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Alf was charismatic, funny, charming, lived with a loving family and people flocked to him. ER ...

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

What do you guys think the Vicker's sent fai fai for her birthday?

 

[unclejeb1861]

What do you guys think the Vicker's sent fai fai for her birthday?

Plan B

 

[Bob Barker]

I fucking hate retards telling me how to organize shit on the site. I am so sick of fucking speds demanding that Thread A be in Board B. Fuck off. Whatever you people associate with a board outside of people being able to post in a thread is pure emotions.

Besides, if this thread was to be moved, it should be moved to Deathfats rather than any other board. Ralph certainly is fat and womanly enough ti fit in there.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Why on earth would anyone give a shit what board a thread is in?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

What do you guys think the Vicker's sent fai fai for her birthday?

A bill for the Disney suitcase she kept.

 

[High Tea]

What do you guys think the Vicker's sent fai fai for her birthday?

If he was smart, toiletries and pics of her family or drawings her siblings did, to try to make her homesick and realize maybe the necessities aren't being provided. Money would probably be a bad call. Pregnancy books I guess might be in order. I still hope for her sake though she isn't.