🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gilbert Grape said:
Godwinson can't possibly do a show tonight. 9:30EST? That's like, what 3:30am in bongland? I'm 90% sure he was mentioning the KS tonight, it's Faith's birthday and Destiny is coming on.
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It'll probably be something recorded. A premiere that is 'live' or something.
SupremeGuntleman said:
Archive.org got most of it, though I think it's missing one more privileged communications document.


Here it is if someone wants to archive it somewhere better.
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Even if an archive didn't catch it, several streams must read a lot of the stuff, PO, Cog, Matt. I can't imagine the info wasn't saved in some manner.
 
His mask is holding a few burger bites in it for later.
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
1.02 fifths are ~1 0.75 l bottle a day right?
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
And 3.51g of weed is about 1/10 of an ounce?
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no it's abt 3.5 g of weed is colloquially known as an eighth as in 1/8 of an ounce.
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Yeah, he definitely gave solid advice & really does seem like a nice guy. Very friendly & genuine, I'd say. A little bit of a meathead, but not like a lot of jockstrap MAXIMUM GAINZ douchebros out there.

Looks like a couple different online vendors carry his protein bars, & they've gotten rave reviews. Color me impressed.
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don't know much about power bars as I just eat hard broiled eggs because they're cheap and store OK, but the protein powder that site is selling is about 1/3 too expensive, and that's being generous. Over $10/lb is considered a ripoff.
Gustav Schuchardt said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ink-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/
https://archive.vn/7lO7g



https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-a-standard-drink-66523
https://archive.vn/oXcvj



Assuming he's in the top 10% of alcoholics he's drinking 4.5 1 fifth/0.75l bottles a week or more.
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I had him at a fifth a day. Feel pretty good about that estimate seeing this. It puts him solidly in the top 10% / alcoholic category.
Burd Turglar said:
3.5 grams is 1/8th of an ounce and I highly doubt he's smoking an 8th a day unless he's hustling a shit load of bud...which I know he isn't as he lacks the social and business skills to be a weed man.
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No. It would be rather easy to smoke an 8th a day. I've known a lot of people who did that or more. It wouldn't be hard for him to buy 2 OZ every other week. Do I think he's doing it? No, I don't think he's making 60k. I'm just generating estimates of drug use based on his own reporting of his income and spending.
Gilbert Grape said:
Are you not a degenerate or something? Bars go for 6-8$ in the south these days, unless you can buy whole bottles, which is very rare. Dark web is even more expensive than street, and too sketchy often laced with fent.
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Assuming the guy buys enough to take 6 every day, I'm pretty sure he has a connection for whole bottles of volume, but more likely than not he is buying "fake" pills pressed into that shape from somewhere in China or South/Central America. Of course, if he is spending $6 per pill, then he simply takes 3 bars or 6mg a day instead of 6 which is still a shit ton.

Again, I'm just generating estimates of drug use based on his own reporting of his income and spending. I don't actually believe he makes that much. The only thing I feel super confident about is the drinking a fifth a day bit. I estimate that in reality he probably smokes a g a day too and maybe takes a xanny bar or 2. He probably regularly binges and/or cuts one or another out as well when he can't get it easily.
 
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ClipBitch said:
He doesn't. Ralph (and Dick) are just mad at Rogan because he's been ignoring their attention whoring @'s on twitter for months.

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Also, Ralph is so fat that his neck-gunt spills out from under his mask.
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They likely want on Rogan because Sargon was on Rogan. Unfortunately for them, I think Joe learned a lesson or two from the Sargon episode. Normies find things like dishing dirt on Scientology far more compelling (and it sorta is, if I'm being completely honest).

Be on the lookout for Ralph begging to speak with Dr. Phil. He's copying Diddler Daddy Dax to a t.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
yes

no it's abt 3.5 g of weed is colloquially known as an eighth as in 1/8 of an ounce.

don't know much about power bars as I just eat hard broiled eggs because they're cheap and store OK, but the protein powder that site is selling is about 1/3 too expensive, and that's being generous. Over $10/lb is considered a ripoff.

I had him at a fifth a day. Feel pretty good about that estimate seeing this. It puts him solidly in the top 10% / alcoholic category.

No. It would be rather easy to smoke an 8th a day. I've known a lot of people who did that or more. It wouldn't be hard for him to buy 2 OZ every other week. Do I think he's doing it? No, I don't think he's making 60k. I'm just generating estimates of drug use based on his own reporting of his income and spending.

Assuming the guy buys enough to take 6 every day, I'm pretty sure he has a connection for whole bottles of volume, but more likely than not he is buying "fake" pills pressed into that shape from somewhere in China or South/Central America. Of course, if he is spending $6 per pill, then he simply takes 3 bars or 6mg a day instead of 6 which is still a shit ton.

Again, I'm just generating estimates of drug use based on his own reporting of his income and spending. I don't actually believe he makes that much. The only thing I feel super confident about is the drinking a fifth a day bit. I estimate that in reality he probably smokes a g a day too and maybe takes a xanny bar or 2.
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Ralph is a poser and I bet even a gram a day is pushing it. He's also a pussy when it comes to his booze habit. Sure, he might be drinking a 5th a day but I coulda drank him under the table at 15 let alone now and I weight close to half his weight lol
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Im literally ISIS of the internet. Just claim I have WMDs or some shit and its all true! Believe in the bumblebees! @theralph your no. 1 alog is getting disavowed! Maybe its time to bring on Jarbo to shit on me! Do whats best for your show! Its all Real!
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To be fair you’ve been put through the wringer man. Glad to see you’re doing better and a little calmer. You’re still a sperg but who isn’t round here?
 
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ClipBitch said:
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Rogan isn't a self-destructive retard that burns bridges. Even though spotify burned their bridge with him, if he wants any chance at getting back on the platform he needs to publicly play it cool. I bet he'll end up being reinstated and everything will return to normal. The fact that he's doing the rounds with embarrassing public apologies means I'm probably right.

If he did things your way, though, spot's owners would have a more personal reason to keep him banned and their'd be no reconciling. He values making money over pretending to be a badass.
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Yeah Gunt, let's see you turn down millions of dollars if somebody wanted to change your show because it would ruin "what you stand for"

You fucking wouldn't.
 
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