🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Vetti said:
capacity of 330 lbs. So needless to say, it won't hold the gunt for much longer.
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imagine seeing Ralph shot up in the air two feet when his chair breaks and shoots up his asshole, imagine the bland as fuck white nationalist droning over ralphs demise. imagine po happens to be sniping and dabs on him at that moment
 
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The whole Oreo/Augie/Swan group are nothing but desperate bottom feeders vying for clout scraps that other "commentary" channels leave behind. The whole community in itself is retarded.

They all make videos on the same subject at the same damn time. It's a never ending circle jerk where they have somehow convinced themselves that they are "journalists" and are doing something impactful on their little corner of the internet.

The reality is that they're all outcasts from their IRL lives that formed this internet tough guy community, one whose leader broadcasts from his closet at mom's house and hasn't finished puberty. Then you got Tommy C...just, why.
 
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For whom the Gunt tolls said:
I don't know if you followed EMJ much but I saw him on many different livestreams before that *cough* debate with Styx and the chat was always alive and allowed. There was a time there too when he (EMJ) would go on and talk to just about anyone, even tiny channels, he was just trying to sell his books and btfo Jews. You will notice too (if you look) that EMJ was purged from YT and Styx was not. This is because Styx is a transvestite narcissist that got e-famous for calling the Trump win earlier than most and has not come down from his own fart-high ever since. Styx would be scared of being associated with the wonderful chat we used to have in the FBF restreams. I would happily place a bet on it but I am not going to go look for evidence or get upset if I am wrong.

What I am trying to say is that I am sure it was not EMJ because I know he is not that gay. Styx has nothing but publishing pamphlets and other people's books to fall back on if he was banned from YT and he is that gay.
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I had heard little of him (beside him saying jesuits were not subversive while saying jews are which was retarded and funny) before his killstream appearance. I have heard about styx being a bit weird when it comes to associations and optics but i have nothing against either, that's just what i recalled being the cause but i could be wrong and i share your sentiment there. I also agree styx is pretty gay.
 
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Vetti said:
Alright, my original chair dox was wrong. THIS is the chair Keemstar allegedly gifted to Ralph. It's actually a few dollars cheaper than the first one I found, but still has a maximum weight capacity of 330 lbs. So needless to say, it won't hold the gunt for much longer.

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I don't get the gaming chair meme. Especially for people like Ethan who aren't gaming on stream and are ~300lbs. Those chairs aren't rated for that.
If you're so rich Ethan then buy this bad boy...
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$2,029.99
 
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Kaiser Aura said:
Then you got Tommy C...just, why.
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We ought not bully Tommy C too much. He'll do a weepy drunken rant about that time he saw action in Durkadurkastan. You know, the one where he reached down into a puddle of goo that was, a moment before, his best friend's face.

If getting owned by JoySparkleBS can trigger PTSD like that, I shudder to think what the Farms could do.

Seriously, I gather Tommy deployed, and I thank him for his service. That said, he's still a drunken unfunny dishonest faggot that puts out shit content. My old man did a tour in 'Nam, and would think getting that upset over this Internet shit is the gayest thing ever. Put the Oreo cookie down Tommy.
 
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Quorthon said:
Speaking of his height:

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Looks like 5'7" is off the table now too. Whoops!
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In the picture with the mayor Ralph looks about three inches shorter than him. The mayor looks about three inches shorter than Mike Tomlin. If Mike Tomlin is indeed 5'7 then that would make Ralph six inches shorter than him, which is 5'1, exactly what his criminal record says he is.

Ade claims he was taller but you know what? Men who are short get really insecure about it. I am willing to bet a man who is barely over five foot would wear special boots or have soul inserts in his shoes that make him look taller, and wear them while with women he wants to attract.

I mean bald men wear hats or toupees for the same reason, and Ralph has a very big ego. There is no way he doesn't try to hide his insecurities.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
I don't want to sound like the weeb wars spergs though. I think there is zero chance of Faith winning any revenge porn suit, should one occur, after her little video saying it was ok. I don't believe the courts will buy it.
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All she has to say she was drunk and coerced and she has 3 years to file, but if they got married she can't do shit.

The fact Ralph is trying to marry his child bride after 2 failed marriages is retarded as fuck. Who was his first wife? Was she part of gamer gate or she left before Ralph got into gamergate.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
I don't want to sound like the weeb wars spergs though. I think there is zero chance of Faith winning any revenge porn suit, should one occur, after her little video saying it was ok. I don't believe the courts will buy it.
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Fortunately for us that is not the only win condition. There are many ways to harvest corn, and from that harvested crop many things that it can be used for. Laughing at Ralphs utter failure of a life is a reward unto its self.
 
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