🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

its both, he was already backing off before the miscarriage concern. hopefully still giving info to police though, but iirc you cant really just call quits in giving info on crimes and he was supposedly in contact iirc a week or two before the pregnancy thing anyway


its not revenge porn its an entirely different undisclosed crime that doesnt need faith's consent to prosecute whatsoever

Well the grooming was debunked by vickers himself.

All we got is the possibility of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I just think if it was something serious Ralph would've had posted about the inlogs sent the police on him or we have another mugshot.

not trying to get peoples hopes up its just alot of people still mistake the revenge porn with what vickers found on ralphs phone, hell probably not face even a court hearing over it but i still think its important to note that faith doesnt need to be involved in prosecuting ralph so that hurdle is cleared

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

The gunt and Faith supposedly made the spawn of autism at the barbie dream mansion when Destiny was there. Plus I've been hearing that Faith is a massive destiny fan girl and only went to the barbie ghetto hut was that she could meet him. If it ain't a halfway cucks kid,it might be possible that everyone's sorta favorite far left midget cucked the gunt and gotten her knocked up.

What? I was under the impression that faith and kerr's relationship was just some dumb long distance thing and they've never even met in person. Am I wrong about this?

 

[Laura Loomer]

What? I was under the impression that faith and kerr's relationship was just some dumb long distance thing and they've never even met in person. Am I wrong about this?

I think its more that at the moment everyone is on the table as the daddy given what a batshit insane liar Faith has been proven to be.

 

[MeltyTW]

Imagine thinking getting someone pregnant is an accomplishment.
"Oh wow! You didn't pull out, or use a condom, or any other kind of birth control! Nice job!"

whats insane is he actually thinks null and all us lowly alawgs would be jealous of him, of being a jobless felon raising a tard baby ,if not angel baby hopefully, in a rented gunt shack while trying to not leak yet more pics of your gunt while you beg for an audience average of fifteen cents mostly from your own friends and mods. Arent you jealous your financial future and the life of your child isnt tied to a show that can go form 800 to 600 viewers in a single weekend?

What? I was under the impression that faith and kerr's relationship was just some dumb long distance thing and they've never even met in person. Am I wrong about this?

oh if kerr drove her doesnt that mean he lied about the relationship being online only ....... i wonder what implications this has to ethan and faith. imagine everytime you try to brag something like this happens btw, you brag about your kid then it comes to light theres an actual real not unlikely chance that the baby is actually black

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralph gleefully posting the hospital picture in some insane notion of triumph brings to mind Gollum dancing on the precipice moments before plunging into the fires of Mount Doom.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Imagine thinking getting someone pregnant is an accomplishment.
"Oh wow! You didn't pull out, or use a condom, or any other kind of birth control! Nice job!"

That being said Ralph, getting hired for a REAL JOB is cause to celebrate.

Clean your damn house too.

 

[Hal]

That's going to be one fucked up kid.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

When does it come back around though? At 4'11" are you the biggest midget? Do women like that?

>Do women like that?

Ralph only has a taller GF because 1. She is 18 and retarded 2. He was able to convince her he is famous and worth gold-digging

 

[MeltyTW]

i just realized dax didnt say a word about "ralph's" fetal abomination

 

[AltisticRight]

People were saying Mayor Stoney was 5' 7" because he was shorter than Mike Tomlin by a couple inches in a previously posted pic and some random ass celebrity sites list Tomlin as 5' 9". In the picture below Tomlin is standing next to Ben Roethlisberger, noted masturbator before finding Jesus, who stands 6' 5". Tomlin is 6'+, which would make the mayor probably around 6' even.

It's still funny to call Ralph a midget and he is on record in the state of Virginia as being 5' 1".

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A liberal estimate would be 5'3 to 5'7 maximum. Not 5'8, and certainly not 5'11 as the gunt claimed before. 5'1 according to the photo of course, fuck estimates, we love our cops, our law enforcement. How can they be wrong? It's just funny to laugh at his height. Please don't call in to his show and ask him about the discrepancies. How did his claim go from 5'11 to 5'9 or was it 5'8?

Spoiler: Autism

The problem with these photos is perspective distortion and "compression" due to longer focal lengths. Not getting into more uneeded autism. The one the Gunt posted just happened to include a pin with a standard size and taken with a shitty phone, which likely has a somewhat wide field of view. There's still problems of course, the mayor is tilted at an angle, that might be caused by perspective distortion. The Knoxville one is alright too, just not as good. Either way, he's short, not even 5'8 short. Of course, he can disprove us ayelawgz and hayterz with a full body height measurement. 5'11 is very respectable (180cm), if he's actually that tall, why not prove everyone wrong? (Still fucking short though, but at least not manlet-manlet kind of short)

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Could this be an explanation for the Vickers DFE?

Now that the Guntlet is confirmed, we need a Borb name for Ralph and Faith. That crack shack is ideal habitat to producing a Chris 2.0 - squalid living condition, nut case parents, and in the great state of Virginia.

Oh shit, is this a sign that the dimension merge is happening?

Wraith?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

A liberal estimate would be 5'3 to 5'7 maximum. Not 5'8, and certainly not 5'11 as the gunt claimed before. 5'1 according to the photo of course, fuck estimates, we love our cops, our law enforcement. How can they be wrong? It's just funny to laugh at his height. Please don't call in to his show and ask him about the discrepancies. How did his claim go from 5'11 to 5'9 or was it 5'8?

Spoiler: Autism

The problem with these photos is perspective distortion and "compression" due to longer focal lengths. Not getting into more uneeded autism. The one the Gunt posted just happened to include a pin with a standard size and taken with a shitty phone, which likely has a somewhat wide field of view. There's still problems of course, the mayor is tilted at an angle, that might be caused by perspective distortion. The Knoxville one is alright too, just not as good. Either way, he's short, not even 5'8 short. Of course, he can disprove us ayelawgz and hayterz with a full body height measurement. 5'11 is very respectable (180cm), if he's actually that tall, why not prove everyone wrong? (Still fucking short though, but at least not manlet-manlet kind of short)

This, I remember looking at a picture of Vaush and Destiny and they looked pretty similar in height - however, a separate picture showed the height difference pretty clearly.

Angle, and trying to get a decent picture side by side can be pretty deceiving to say the least.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I'm not the first person to say this here, but the million dollar question still remains unanswered.

When your kid is born, will you have Digibro babysit your child, Ethan?

 

[MeltyTW]

Is there another explanation for Faith's pupils post gunt tape? in all the pics after that, the hostage photo, the unholy guntling summoning ritual, her pupils are wide like a deer in the headlights, posters might have been right assuming ralph is constantly doping her up to keep her from pressing charges or leaving or metoo-ing him

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm not the first person to say this here, but the million dollar question still remains unanswered.

When your kid is born, will you have Digibro babysit your child, Ethan?

Digibro will pay him in two and a half xanax bars and a half empty bottle of Makers to watch the kid. Its sad when the best case scenario is growing up in a foster home.

I'm hoping that Ralph catches digi in the act and we get to hear about him splattering that weeb with his mamma's blackpowder colt, but I think I'm being a little

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Will we get that white trash right of passage where the kid gets big enough to give the no-good alcky sack of shit daddy a damn good ass-whuppin'??

With Ralph an average 12 yr old lad will be up to the task...

 

[AltisticRight]

This, I remember looking at a picture of Vaush and Destiny and they looked pretty similar in height - however, a separate picture showed the height difference pretty clearly.

Angle, and trying to get a decent picture side by side can be pretty deceiving to say the least.

Yeah, the mayor may be slightly closer to the shitty phone, standing at an angle rather than tilted. It's a shitty phone with a moderately wide angle lens, enough to exaggerate certain aspects... Very simple to explain. Parallax, wave one's hand in front of your face and the movement is massive; now look outside for a distant tree and walk around the room, one wouldn't see much movement. Doesn't matter if he's taller than DesTINY of all people, they are both in the class of manlets.

Here's an extreme case. Of course the shoe isn't larger than her body.

The Gunt is at the height of average Chinese or Japanese men. The average is 5'7. Koreans are taller at 5'9. This is region dependant of course, China's North has the average at 5'11 for men. There's certain places in Korea and Japan where people are a lot taller.
(I think I messed up my calculations, 5.9ft isn't 5'9, fuck these gayass American units, I'll fix it).

 

[Perspicacity]

A liberal estimate would be 5'3 to 5'7 maximum. Not 5'8, and certainly not 5'11 as the gunt claimed before. 5'1 according to the photo of course, fuck estimates, we love our cops, our law enforcement. How can they be wrong? It's just funny to laugh at his height. Please don't call in to his show and ask him about the discrepancies. How did his claim go from 5'11 to 5'9 or was it 5'8?

Spoiler: Autism

The problem with these photos is perspective distortion and "compression" due to longer focal lengths. Not getting into more uneeded autism. The one the Gunt posted just happened to include a pin with a standard size and taken with a shitty phone, which likely has a somewhat wide field of view. There's still problems of course, the mayor is tilted at an angle, that might be caused by perspective distortion. The Knoxville one is alright too, just not as good. Either way, he's short, not even 5'8 short. Of course, he can disprove us ayelawgz and hayterz with a full body height measurement. 5'11 is very respectable (180cm), if he's actually that tall, why not prove everyone wrong? (Still fucking short though, but at least not manlet-manlet kind of short)

This has been talked about to death, but I'll go to the video that Ralph put out himself that everyone knows. Judging by the video of Ralph measuring himself on a stack of phonebooks, he's about 5'4-5'5. (Measuring tape says 67 inches or about 5'7) Bear in mind typical door frame height is 80 inches, Ralph's head is clearly more than a foot from the top.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

This has been talked about to death, but I'll go to the video that Ralph put out himself that everyone knows. Judging by the video of Ralph measuring himself on a stack of phonebooks, he's about 5'4-5'5.

Lol, this fucking idiot thought that would prove anything? He could have the tape measure bent and sticking out an extra foot on the ground.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Ladies and guntlemen, the police were right!!!!!11!!1
Ethan Ralph is a fucking manlet!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the Gunt's mugshot:
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According to my pile of autism (this is what a degree in mathematics does to your mind), the gunt is shy of 5'. This could obviously be attributed to errors, the exact pin on Amazon though looks to be the same, likely isn't exact.
However, what if mine were correct? See the fluff on the Gunt's head? That might have added the 0.1'... just sayin'.

Do people care though? 5'1 or 5'7, or just a fucking manlet.

Alright people, this isn't the first time I've seen this mistake and pointed it out.

It's hard to follow the math in the image but it looks like at first you list the mayor as 5.7' and then later as 5' 7". Those are not the same number. There are 12 inches in a foot, and decimal's are base 10, so only 10 for a whole number (0-9). Thus, 5.7' is not 5' 7" but about 5' 8-3/8".

At the end you say he's .71ft shorter than 5'7. 0.71ft is 8-1/2 inches so that would make Ralph 4' 10-1/2", but you say 5' 1". Your math is wrong.

Here you can use this to make the conversion easier: https://www.spikevm.com/calculators/decimal-feet.php

It also doesn't look like you're taking into account that the mayor is leaning and Ralph is standing straight.