The left seems downright against beauty, bro.
Dude, I was drunk as fuck listening to Mr. Metokur's stream. I fixed some canned soup, and being the saucy lad that I am, decided to add ghost pepper powder. Well, being drunk I added too much by accident, and also being drunk my judgment was poor and my tongue could tolerate more than my stomach good. I ended up with the hangover from hell while vomiting up volcanic lava half digested soup chunks. I was lying on my bathroom floor, head in the shower, patting the vomit down the drain while listening to Jim ramble on. So I'm sitting there, finally recovering, head near puke, and I hear Trump just kept winning states... and then it dawned on me...
Donald Trump of "You're Fired!" fame is going to be our president.
I started laughing, head in the shower, taste of vomit in my mouth, pounding headache and all, but it was all worth it for the wild ride ahead of us.